[b][u]Jerry The Soggy Waffle That Lives In My Basement.[/u][/b]
By [sp]You aren't getting my name >:D[/sp]
Jerry is a soggy waffle that lives in my basement. He’s squishy, slimy, and smells like cheese. If you saw him, you might feel sick or queasy and probably even vomit. You wouldn’t probably want to hear my story, but I’ll read it anyway. Jerry the soggy waffle had no friends, he was soggy and smelled very bad. But don’t stop reading just yet or I’ll force you to read it all again.
One day Jerry the soggy waffle felt strange and went out on an adventure. He didn’t know what his adventure would be, but he went on it anyway. So he set out on to the road not knowing what would happen to him. “I smell like feet or maybe cheese,” he said to a nearby man. The man looked at him and ran because Jerry smelled so bad. Jerry might have smelled so bad that he could knock a skunk unconscious. But Jerry felt very soggy and sad cause nobody would be his friend.
If you are thinking of not reading anymore of this story, stop that or you’ll have to read it all over again. So as Jerry was walking on his adventure, he stepped in some gum. He hadn’t had any lunch, so he picked the gum of his foot and put it in his mouth. “Chewy yet crusty and hairy is just the way I like my gum,” he said as he chewed and tasted the gum. It was then that he realized, he was still hungry. So he started of towards a nearby supermarket to get snacks for his trip. When he got inside the store, someone screamed and ran away because…they saw how much it cost to buy an apple was $10.99 each. Jerry looked puzzled and kept on walking. Jerry wondered, “Why was that person freaked out by overpriced apples?” Then he asked the manager if he could be told where to find the pickles. So Jerry bought chocolate and pickles for the trip.
Again if you are going to put down this story, Cut It Out Now Or I’ll Tie You To A Post And Read It To You! So now that he was prepared he realized he needed a backpack and some camping gear for his adventure. So he wandered to the nearest CampingMart he could find. When he walked in, he saw the guy from the supermarket run out screaming because…he forgot to buy mayonnaise. “…Ok that was weird,” said Jerry as he watched the man run away. Then Jerry found a tiny jacket that looked small enough for him to wear, so he bought a backpack, some batteries, a tent, and the waffle sized jacket.
By now you must not have a very good reason to keep reading, but the story is not finished so be patient and wait for the end. Now Jerry felt tired and started walking home. “I’m not feeling like an adventure today, maybe tomorrow,” grumbled Jerry as he walked for the next two to three hours towards home. When he got to my basement, he noticed the guy from the supermarket running towards the video store. Jerry was too tired to say a word so he walked inside and lay on the pillow that was his bed and went to sleep. Now you can stop reading because the story is over.
I made this about 3 years ago...for school.
thats awesome
cool
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