I woke up one morning and panicked! I couldn't find my pet! I searched my bedroom but he was nowhere! I ran up to the entrance of the kitchen and there he was, heading straight for the salt shaker. He was just a dumb animal and didn't know any better but I loved him and without thinking, I threw myself between him and the salt, saving his life. I know some people think that slugs don't make good pets but to each his own. Some people like to play with spiders and some, thier own pooh, so a slug isn't so bad if ya look at it that way.
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rofl lol cool lol
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The fuck?
Just read the thread; What the fuck?
when I was a kid I used to make a maze out of salt and put a slug at the start.
They never made it :<
Parody thread I suppose.
salt + slugs = dead slug
Once I read salt I knew slug was coming up.
Poor slug.
I wanted to say that you should feed the slug one of those parasites that get into its eyes and look trippy (just to see a rave in that things eyes), but seeing as you are VERY close to your slug, and probably had it for years, that would be mean,so anyway, what kind of slug is it? post pics.
If salt kills them imagine what pepper does.
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[QUOTE=Sickle;22111022]If salt kills them imagine what pepper does.
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Salt makes them shrivel up, pepper makes them swell up to gigantic proportions and develop a taste for human flesh.
I thought it was common knowledge :eng101:
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;22111050]Salt makes them shrivel up, pepper makes them swell up to gigantic proportions and develop a taste for human flesh.
I thought it was common knowledge :eng101:[/QUOTE]
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Whats with all the pet threads lately
[QUOTE=Saza;22110425]salt + slugs = dead slug[/QUOTE]Oh, you realize this also! That's why I did what I did, it would have killed him!
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;22111050]Salt makes them shrivel up, pepper makes them swell up to gigantic proportions and develop a taste for human flesh.
I thought it was common knowledge :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Then what does chilli salt do?
Oh god.
I'm really confused if you're a genius or retarded.
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;22111050]Salt makes them shrivel up, pepper makes them swell up to gigantic proportions and develop a taste for human flesh.
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brb getting pepper
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Relevant to thread.
Cool Story, Bro
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