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[release]Sarah Palin says she's going to play Tina Fey in an upcoming Las Vegas show.
Just kidding.
The former Republican vice presidential nominee turned into a standup comic on US talk show host Jay Leno's Tonight Show on Tuesday, dropping one-liners about the White House, Congress and Fey — the Saturday Night Live star known for her impression of the former Alaska governor.
Palin told Leno's audience she planned to speak at a gun-rights convention: "Be there or else," she warned them.
She said Alaska is different from California. In Los Angeles, "when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it's Botox."
And she's happy she's not vice president. "I would not know what to do with all that free time," she quipped.
In remarks taped for broadcast later on Tuesday local time, Palin said the White House health care plan reminds her of acrobatic flips done by snowboard champion Shaun White. And she joked that it's so cold in Alaska it's "5 degrees below Congress' approval rating".
She had some fun at her own expense, too.
Palin became fodder for late-night TV jokes when she was spotted looking at notes written on her palm during a speech in Nashville. She said she picked up the habit years ago from her father, a teacher, and "I'm going to keep doing it".
Earlier, she flashed her palm, which had "Good evening and welcome to The Tonight Show" written on it.[/release]
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I guess you could say, Tina Palin
somone needs to tell palin that she's only unintentionally funny
Palin for president?
Now THAT is a joke.
Post palin for foolness
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Post Palins to call her a fool
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Your quotation skills are almost as big of a joke as she is.
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GG you manage even to break my quote
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Post Palins to call her a fool
Your quotation skills are almost as big of a joke as she is.
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GG you manage even to break my quote[/QUOTE]
Thanks :razz:
I fucking hate her so much. Nothing but a goddamn attention whore.
She should do a porno. She would make big $$
[QUOTE=Kappa169;20530635]She should do a porno. She would make big $$[/QUOTE]
But that would ruin her wonderful appeal as the perfect little Christian Republican jag off
Also
Nailin' Paylin :fuckyou:
:byodood: why can't she just go away?
[QUOTE=Kappa169;20530635]She should do a porno. She would make big $$[/QUOTE]
They already have a couple with people that look like her. That is good enough
Nailin' Palin XD
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[B][I]"Hey i love how people are trying to be as funny as me, Sarah Palin, But please leave the best and funnest jokes for me to read on TV"[/I][/B]
Clearly in the picture is her retarded response to an audience member asking how long is a piece of string..........
Palin: "HURR ITZ WUZ DIIIZ LUNG!! xD"
[QUOTE=the_shape;20530593]Palin for president?
Now THAT is a joke.[/QUOTE]
Oh you.
She'll be the best joke teller since George Bush.
"What did the retarded child say to his doctor?"
"I don't know, what"
"Nothing, because he was deemed not useful enough by Obama's socialist death panels."
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yeah good luck with that
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And it was [i]this[/i] big!
ugh i saw her on the tonight show last night. it was painful
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And i was butthurt [I]this[/I] much about not getting vice-president.
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20536570]ugh i saw her on the tonight show last night. it was painful[/QUOTE]
you watched the tonight show with jay leno, you sorta deserve whatever terrible thing happens to you over the course of the show
awful show
Wow those jokes are some of the most unfunny jokes I have ever heard in my life.
I miss Conan :frown:
My favorite part of her interview was how she complained about News shows not being impartial enough and being more about opinions than anything else.
She then said "That's why I joined Fox News! :fuckyou:"
:smithicide:
ahahaha Sarah Palin.
Why do people still care about her?
I can't be the only one here who'd do her.
I don't see the problem.
After all her entire political career was a joke.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;20564900]I can't be the only one here who'd do her.[/QUOTE]
I'd be too afraid of catching second-hand stupid.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;20564900]I can't be the only one here who'd do her.[/QUOTE]
out of all better things to do
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;20564900]I can't be the only one here who'd do her.[/QUOTE]
it's totally reasonable to want to hatefuck the lady, but to want to have like a romantic relationship with her is pretty terrible
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