Girls have a higher chance of getting pregnant than boys, says Grace Mugabe
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Speaking at a rally in Buhera, a town which is 110 miles away from the border town of Mutare, in Zimbabwe, the PhD holder said that it was imperative for girls to be vigilant.
"Girls have a higher chance of falling pregnant than boys. If you look at the statistics, girls have nearly 100% chance of getting pregnant, while boys have nearly zero chances of falling pregnant. This means girls have to be extra extra vigilant", she said
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Grace Mugabe also took the time to explain how bees have sex in the air to bemused 8 year olds who were watching the rally.
She said the Queen Bee would literally 'get done' in the air.
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[url]http://bulawayo24.com/index-id-news-sc-national-byo-104918.html[/url]
:huh:
how is babby formed
Didn't expect her to be so progressive. Also, how does she have an Ph.D and say this?
Look on the bright side, at least girls have a significantly lower chance of getting kicked in the nuts
[QUOTE=Svinnik;51863504]Didn't expect her to be so progressive. Also, how does she have an Ph.D and say this?[/QUOTE]
[quote]Grace Mugabe holds a PhD, which she was dubiously given two years ago, within 2 months of enrolling.
In her response to the dubious degree, she said that she did it by Grace, since her name was Grace.[/quote]
I'm going to assume someone pulled a few strings.
I call bullshit, I distinctly remember seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger get pregnant in a 90's b-comedy
Looks like re-starting science from an African perspective is working quite well.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;51863573]I call bullshit, I distinctly remember seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger get pregnant in a 90's b-comedy[/QUOTE]
that's why she said "almost zero percent"
while it is rare, there are cases where men become pregnant, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mr Burns (who once had hysterical pregnancy) and Sonic the Hedgehog off the top of my head
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;51863573]I call bullshit, I distinctly remember seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger get pregnant in a 90's b-comedy[/QUOTE]
Yeah, and some of the fanart I've seen on deviantart definitely supports this.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;51863573]I call bullshit, I distinctly remember seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger get pregnant in a 90's b-comedy[/QUOTE]
That's why she covered her bases by saying [i]"...while boys have nearly zero chances..."[/i]
She's not wrong. Although I'm not convinced the queen bee gets done mid-air. That's the sort of thing I will probably google later to confirm and immediately regret.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;51863586]
and Sonic the Hedgehog off the top of my head[/QUOTE]
I didn't need to be reminded of this
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;51863573]I call bullshit, I distinctly remember seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger get pregnant in a 90's b-comedy[/QUOTE]
Warning, nightmare fuel.
[video=youtube;AecrVzs_Bi8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AecrVzs_Bi8[/video]
how can we be sure this study is reputable
where's the null hypothesis? what experiments were done?
actually fuck I don't think I want to know
Oh fuck, The Onion is leaking into real life again!
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;51863512]I'm going to assume someone pulled a few strings.[/QUOTE]
Could weave a damn shirt from all the strings pulled.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;51863593]Although I'm not convinced the queen bee gets done mid-air. That's the sort of thing I will probably google later to confirm and immediately regret.[/QUOTE]
It's true.
I have some porn in my stack that clearly states the opposite, what sources does Mugabe have???
Did you know,
The rate of testicular cancers are significantly higher in men than in women. :eng101s:
lol how do you even come across zimbabwean local news?
[QUOTE=Bradyns;51863681]Did you know,
The rate of testicular cancers are significantly higher in men than in women. :eng101s:[/QUOTE]
We men have to be extra extra vigilant
[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;51863690]We men have to be extra extra vigilant[/QUOTE]
And obviously you're implying that women also maintain the required care about testicular cancer, just only extra vigilance.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;51863681]Did you know,
The rate of testicular cancers are significantly higher in men than in women. :eng101s:[/QUOTE]
You got a source on that? I'm calling bullshit. Everyone clearly knows that women's testicles are far more prone to disease. :v:
[QUOTE=Gogi;51863501]how is babby formed[/QUOTE]
they need to do way instain mother
daddy it's not fair why can't I have a PhD too
At first I thought she was just being cheeky, but "Grace Mugabe holds a PhD, which she was dubiously given two years ago, within 2 months of enrolling." ... yeah no.
:doubt:
Wow talk about being a sexist
I think people like her is why the U.S doesn't honor many foreign degrees.
Zimbabwe was a mistake.
Source for this claim?
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