Kim Jong-un assassination rumours sparked by Beijing embassy birthday party - Polidicks

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BM5rO.jpg[/img] [QUOTE]Kim Jong-il’s 70th birthday is cause for celebration at the North Korean embassy in Beijing, so much so that building is now abuzz with activity for the multi-day festivities. Now, along with the planned events, embassy staff can now mark worldwide social-media fueled assassination rumours down as one of the many tributes for the late Dear Leader. Rumours that Kim Jong-un, North Korea’s newly anointed supreme leader, had been assassinated originated on Chinese microblogging service Weibo Friday, and spread swiftly on Twitter. It all seems to trace back to a message from Weibo user Hucaihe, who quipped that there was an ever-growing number of cars at the North Korean embassy. “It’s the first time I’ve seen this situation, did something happen in Korea?” The hint of trouble in the hermit kingdom was enough to get the attention of fellow Weibo users; that message has since been forwarded more than 12,000 times, which is only the tip of the iceberg. Despite the dubious nature of the rumour, the reports continued to gather steam, especially when a couple of American news outlets reported on the claims. One person on Weibo wrote (poor translation), “confirmed reports, the top leaders in # Korea # # jinzhengen was assassinated # . Reportedly occurred at 2:45 on the 10th, gold and three fat was assassinated in their own villa, the Korean Embassy in Beijing has brought together more than 30 cars, the scale of more than Kim Jong-il’s death the situation.” Yet many Twitter users exercised caution, aware that news like this often spreads without much to sustain it. This isn’t the first time that rumours of an assassination have swirled around the North Korean family. Kim Jong-un was thrust into power in the communist nation after the death of his father Kim Jong-il. Believed to be in his 20s, his inexperience has sparked concern in the international community over whether he is capable of ruling North Korea[/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/10/kim-jong-un-assassination-rumours/[/url]

"Wow there's lot of cars here today, wonder how Korea's doing?" Suddenly assassins :bahgawd: Seriously though what the fuck? how the fuck does one go from there's a lot of cars here, to the new NK Leader got shot in the grill?

That poor horse.

So he did assassinate a buffet, then.

I hope it's true.

[img]http://imageflock.com/img/1328976861.bmp[/img] [b]Help me[/b] Poor horse

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34650475][img]http://imageflock.com/img/1328976861.bmp[/img] [b]Help me[/b] Poor horse[/QUOTE] "Oh, god, I can... I can hear him thinking of looking at me..."

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;34650475][img]http://imageflock.com/img/1328976861.bmp[/img] [b]Help me[/b] Poor horse[/QUOTE] [i]I'm next![/i]

[img]http://imageflock.com/img/1328976861.bmp[/img] "I don't want to end like the last horse. Turned into his gloves."

For being such a tubby guy, he should be charged with animal cruelty. I mean God damn, that horse probably got it's spine permanently damaged when the [B]new[/B] glorious leader sat on the saddle.

Then a chinese mobster pops out of a huge birthday cake and Kim Jong-Un dies of fright

Let them eat cake.

[QUOTE=Lizard Of Guilt;34654324]Then a chinese mobster pops out of a huge birthday cake and Kim Jong-Un dies of fright[/QUOTE] He'd probably get eaten along with the cake.

Obviously an early Homefront 2 ARG.

Birthday party, lol