McGruff The Crime Dog gets 16 years for having 1,000 pot plants and a grenade launcher - Polidicks

[QUOTE]An actor is learning an ironic lesson about the consequences of his illegal actions down in Texas thanks to a 16-year prison sentence handed down by the courts, recently. John R. Morales was the actor who took a bite out of crime as McGruff the Crime Dog, back in the day. In 2011, Morales was pulled over by police in Texas, who found blueprints for indoor marijuana-growing facilities and pot seeds in the car. What they found at his house, though, was a little more serious. Authorities searched the guy's place and discovered more than 1,000 pot plants and an entire arsenal of weaponry, including a grenade launcher.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/McGruff-The-Crime-Dog-gets-16-years-for-having-1000-pot-plants-and-a-grenade-launcher.html[/url]

I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that he carried around those papers in his car like an idiot or the fact that he had so much shit to begin with for irony's sake.

i guess they really took a bite out of crime with that one

I don't blame him, it's alot easier to take a bite out of crime when you have the munchies

The fucking irony

Its always the little things... get pulled over for speeding, turns out you had 2 bodies in the trunk and 50 more in your basement. "Sir your headlight is out" was actually just in a shootout and it got shot by gangsters as you were escaping with 100 pounds of crack in the backseats.

Poor pot plants.

[video=youtube;-XxnSHig0wc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XxnSHig0wc[/video]

Ya'll focused on the pot. I'm curious about what the fuck he was gonna use the 'nade launcher for. Long-distance pot delivery system?

I want to know if this "grenade launcher" was deactivated or not.

where does one even get a grenade launcher

[QUOTE=credesniper;43827458]I want to know if this "grenade launcher" was deactivated or not.[/QUOTE] Why bother having an arsenal of weapons if you are going to have a non-working grenade launcher?

[QUOTE=Vaught;43827376]Ya'll focused on the pot. I'm curious about what the fuck he was gonna use the 'nade launcher for. Long-distance pot delivery system?[/QUOTE] Maybe he was a crime fighting super hero, like the punisher but dressed as a dog. Who coincidentally also smokes a lot of pot.

How else could he imagine himself as a crime fighting dog?

[QUOTE=mchapra;43827510]where does one even get a grenade launcher[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/nlJzeNv.gif[/t] A basic grenade launcher isn't particularly complicated, you could probably make one in a machine shop. It's essentially an oversized break-action shotgun

[QUOTE=mchapra;43827510]where does one even get a grenade launcher[/QUOTE] $1,000 for initial purchase, $200 for Tax Stamp, and an FFL Dealer will score you a trainer RPG-7 and possibly an grenade launcher attachment for an SKS Rifle. [url=https://www.gunpartscorp.com/ad/1367000.htm]Numrich Gun Parts[/url]

[QUOTE=mchapra;43827510]where does one even get a grenade launcher[/QUOTE] Anyone can get a 37mm [B]flare[/B] launcher off the internet with no special process, and it's unlikely your average LEO or news reporter is going to identify it as such. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/j2fl.jpg[/img] That being said real grenade launchers are just Destructive Devices under the NFA and are regulated as such (along with each individual grenade). On this webpage you can see M203s as well as M203/M16 series packages for sale. [url]http://www.autoweapons.com/products/products.html[/url]

Looks like the only thing he was taking a bite out of was some brownies.

[QUOTE=mchapra;43827510]where does one even get a grenade launcher[/QUOTE] You can buy an a SKS and some other rifles that have grenade launchers on them. They're on the barrels, but they're still grenade launchers.

[QUOTE=mastermaul;43829333] That being said real grenade launchers are just Destructive Devices under the NFA and are regulated as such (along with each individual grenade).[/QUOTE] IIRC you can buy practice rounds and smoke rounds, but you can't buy the actual HE explosive kinds.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;43832099]i have never heard of a sks w/ a grenade launcher[/QUOTE] Google for a Yugoslavian SKS

[QUOTE=RichyZ;43832099]i have never heard of a sks w/ a grenade launcher[/QUOTE] almost every yugo SKS imported into the US has one. anyway [quote]Morales insisted that he was nonviolent, but U.S. District Judge Vanessa Gilmore stated that, “Everything I read about you makes you seem like a scary person[/quote] yeah dem pot plants and that flare launcher are horrifying

Yugo SKS with grenade launcher. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tt4klSq.jpg[/IMG]

What happens if pot is legalized?

[QUOTE=wanksta11;43832255]What happens if pot is legalized?[/QUOTE] Economically speaking, we'll see a massive boom with first time users and past users who would just be happy to see it being legalized. After about two months, it'll slowly go down, but will hold a modest standing in the recreational drug market. It wouldn't do all that much to the Mexican Cartels sadly. Most of their product is Cocaine and Heroin, and you'll have a bitch of a fun time trying to convince people to legalize the latter. At the same time you also would have to put up with people using prescription medications like oxycodone and methadone which make up a serious issue across any state's farming community.

[video=youtube;KTl6aip7zqg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTl6aip7zqg[/video]

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;43832291]Economically speaking, we'll see a massive boom with first time users and past users who would just be happy to see it being legalized. After about two months, it'll slowly go down, but will hold a modest standing in the recreational drug market. It wouldn't do all that much to the Mexican Cartels sadly. Most of their product is Cocaine and Heroin, and you'll have a bitch of a fun time trying to convince people to legalize the latter. At the same time you also would have to put up with people using prescription medications like oxycodone and methadone which make up a serious issue across any state's farming community.[/QUOTE] don't forget meth!

[QUOTE=Saber15;43828360][t]http://i.imgur.com/nlJzeNv.gif[/t] A basic grenade launcher isn't particularly complicated, you could probably make one in a machine shop. It's essentially an oversized break-action shotgun[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;43828547]$1,000 for initial purchase, $200 for Tax Stamp, and an FFL Dealer will score you a trainer RPG-7 and possibly an grenade launcher attachment for an SKS Rifle. [url=https://www.gunpartscorp.com/ad/1367000.htm]Numrich Gun Parts[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mastermaul;43829333]Anyone can get a 37mm [B]flare[/B] launcher off the internet with no special process, and it's unlikely your average LEO or news reporter is going to identify it as such. [img]http://imgkk.com/i/j2fl.jpg[/img] That being said real grenade launchers are just Destructive Devices under the NFA and are regulated as such (along with each individual grenade). On this webpage you can see M203s as well as M203/M16 series packages for sale. [url]http://www.autoweapons.com/products/products.html[/url][/QUOTE] Somewhere facepunch got put on a thousand government watch-lists for telling a pakistani how to find grenade launchers.

[QUOTE=mchapra;43833671]Somewhere facepunch got put on a thousand government watch-lists for telling a pakistani how to find grenade launchers.[/QUOTE] Then again this is strictly for the US when it comes to NFA sales.

[QUOTE=mchapra;43833671]Somewhere facepunch got put on a thousand government watch-lists for telling a pakistani how to find grenade launchers.[/QUOTE] Part of fucking Khyber Pass is in Pakistan, if he wants a grenade launcher he's got a way easier path to one than us Americans.