Snooki: Obama doesn't relate to guidos' and guidettes' love of tans because he's black
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[url]http://www.politico.com/click/stories/1007/snooki_v_obama_contd.html[/url]
[release]First, Snooki took on President Barack Obama over Twitter. Then, Obama said he didn't even know who she was. And on Thursday night's second season premiere of MTV's "Jersey Shore," Snooki took the ball back and went after Obama again.
In one scene, Snooki — with her impressively orange tan — broke the shocking news that she's been staying away from her home away from home: Tanning salons.
"I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. [Sen. John] McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan," she said.
Snooki was referring to a provision in the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act that mandates tanning salons impose a 10 percent tax on UV-ray sessions.
Clearly, Obama can't relate to Snooki's problems, she added, commenting on Obama's skin color.
"Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously," she said.[/release]
He'll have the last laugh when she gets skin cancer.
isn't guido a racial slur?
[QUOTE=TheHydra;23750771]isn't guido a racial slur?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_%28slang%29[/url]
No. It's slang for low-class Italians.
If I had a chance to slowly kill the entire cast of Jersey Shore, I'd start with her and enjoy every microsecond of slowly killing her fucking idiot stupid fat self because she is the scum of the earth and everyone who likes that stupid show should GO DIE.
Okay this is just ridiculous. But it was kind of funny when the article said that Obama didn't even know who she was.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;23750825]If I had a chance to slowly kill the entire cast of Jersey Shore, I'd start with her and enjoy every microsecond of slowly killing her fucking idiot stupid fat self because she is the scum of the earth and everyone who likes that stupid show should GO DIE.[/QUOTE]
Why? It's pretty much textbook black comedy, almost like a reality version of It's Almost Sunny In Philadelphia. It's entertaining because the cast is so utterly unlikable that they loop back around to hilarious.
My state has a shit enough reputation with out that fucked up show.
We seriously don't need these people.
Why can't they just die??
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;23751005]My state has a shit enough reputation with out that fucked up show.
We seriously don't need these people.
Why can't they just die??[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck, I agree with you.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;23751005]My state has a shit enough reputation with out that fucked up show.
We seriously don't need these people.
Why can't they just die??[/QUOTE]
All the pollution has modified their DNA to make them immortal.
New Jersey is pretty shit, you can't really argue that point.
She really is now the stupidest famous person in the history of ever.
She must still be hungover from the other thread.
I'm buying President Obama a beer when when she gets cancer.
[QUOTE=Walrus.;23751053]She really is now the stupidest famous person in the history of ever.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha so Paris Hilton is smarter than her?
oh my god 10 cents this is a outrage
I think I might need to compile a list of famous people whom it would be beneficial to the gene pool if they went into a hole and died.
Doing that now.
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She looks like a fucking oompa loompa.
There needs to be a button that wipes out a specified group of people. Sure, we'd lose a few good people, but the improvements on humanity would be immeasurable.
These sorts of people can [b]vote.[/b] They waste our resources and time and money.
[QUOTE=timothy80;23750814][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_%28slang%29[/url]
No. It's slang for low-class Italians.[/QUOTE]
"Although some Italians self-identify as "guidos", the term is often considered derogatory or an ethnic slur."
Yes, it is.
Dumbass.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;23751134]I'm buying President Obama a beer when when she gets cancer.[/QUOTE]
I just came to your avatar.
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;23751504]There needs to be a button that wipes out a specified group of people. Sure, we'd lose a few good people, but the improvements on humanity would be immeasurable.
These sorts of people can [B]vote.[/B] They waste our resources and time and money.[/QUOTE]
Hitler wished he had one of those buttons too.
You're a bad person.
[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23751034]New Jersey is pretty shit, you can't really argue that point.[/QUOTE]
Bergen County is like the opposite of the state's stereotype, but in a kind of bad way.
snobby conservatives everywhere.
But New Jersey is, and always has been, an absolutely awful state in terms of government.
I love the cast of Jersey Shore.
[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23751034]New Jersey is pretty shit, you can't really argue that point.[/QUOTE]
My county isn't so bad.
Because there isn't anything in it. :v:
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;23750825]If I had a chance to slowly kill the entire cast of Jersey Shore, I'd start with her and enjoy every microsecond of slowly killing her fucking idiot stupid fat self because she is the scum of the earth and everyone who likes that stupid show should GO DIE.[/QUOTE]
What the hell is your problem? It's a bloody tv show, relax.
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[QUOTE=marco900;23751651]"Although some Italians self-identify as "guidos", the term is often considered derogatory or an ethnic slur."
Yes, it is.[/QUOTE]
It used to be an ethnic slur when all the italian immigrants arrived, but now it pretty much just refers to anyone like the cast of jersey shore with the tan, the hair etc
Who the heck is "Snooki"
Oh yeah I saw that episode. I like the way she drives, she sits hella close to the wheel.
[QUOTE=WickedIcon;23751034]New Jersey is pretty shit, you can't really argue that point.[/QUOTE]
Fuck you.
