The conspiracy thread or how electric fans controll your minds - General

So I have made this thread for all the crazy conspiracy's on the internet or ones you have made up on your own I came up with this when i found something I posted on a blog years and years ago so here it is Cooling or Mind control device? The fan invented in 1832 used to circulate air or cool one down. or is it? We now believe the fan is a government mind control device used to implant commands in to the brain by using electronic signals that are pushed through the air and absorbed in to the brain. How does it work? The governments has control of all the outlets in the walls when some on plugs in a fan the government can implant commands and information which feeds up the cord and out of the fans blades and in to our heads. It is a rather genius idea because people will always have fans pointed directly at them which give the waves of commands direct contact with the person and that person can be controlled by the people feeding the commands to them once the persons brain is taken over the government can make them do whatever they want but after they are done with them they will put the fan in reverse and suck out the memories of what they have just done. so are you still going to use your floor fans? I doubt it. this is a diagram of a normal floor fan and how the command feed through the fan. [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VsCopstrsWk/SmtRPzBwh3I/AAAAAAAAABM/75FPILdMw-E/s320/mind+control.bmp[/img] NOTE: I do not in anyway believe this so post conspiracy's that interest you and discuss them amongst each other guess why your rating this dumb there making you do it.....

I sleep with an electric fan next to my bed every night.

No that's just dumb and not funny at all.

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;24042675]No that's just dumb and not funny at all.[/QUOTE] The government sent you, didn't they?

no.

oh shit i have three of them in my room

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;24042675]No that's just dumb and not funny at all.[/QUOTE] coming from the guy with justin biebier (or how ever you spell his name) as an avatar

Actually, the Government communicates with people spying on you through the colour red

What about us people with central heat and air?

[QUOTE=Pirate Jok3r;24042675]No that's just dumb and not funny at all.[/QUOTE] Generic Justin Bieber avatar... Numbers in his name... Conspiracy thread? Obviously he's working with the government.

Thank goodness I keep the side of my PC closed, and my AC cranked. Those blades, I knew it.. up to no good. :tinfoil:

The government is mind controlling us through sprinklers too! [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8[/url]

[QUOTE=_Kent_;24042870]The government is mind controlling us through sprinklers too! [/QUOTE] oh my god that's priceless

This makes so much sense. My brother sleeps with a fan right next to his head, no wonder he is so messed up

I sleep with a fan next to my bed and as far as I'm aware my mind isn't being controlled. ... :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=Andaeeee;24042988]I sleep with a fan next to my bed and as far as I'm aware my mind isn't being controlled. ... :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] that's what they make you think

OP your conspiracy theory is out of date. NASA took over the sun and is making its rays control our minds so we're ready for the illuminati invasion!!

We need a megathread for this stuff.

I really tend not to believe this stuff at all. For one, how the hell do you know this for a fact? Did you just think this up to freak yourself out?

Uh oh the government controls everything in your life, now including power outlets and fans

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come on people post some conspiracy's!!!

Apparently, Goats are really half Satan, half Mountain-Goat.. :tinfoil:

Fucking mind controlling fans! They shall be destroyed.

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I don't think any thread about this is going to take off since most users are lucid/brainwashed enough to know/think conspiracy theories aren't true.

I for one welcome our new spinning overlords.

I think this thread is bad and you should feel bad.

If you talk while putting your mouth really close to them, you get robot voice. [b]Conspiracy confirmed.[/b] :tinfoil:

If electric fans control us, why are we able to turn them off at will?