WWF's Vincent McMahon To Purchase Newcastle United - Polidicks

[img]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/KjpHSgVhmBY/hqdefault.jpg[/img][img]http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article796577.ece/ALTERNATES/s298/298x198_Newcastle-796577.jpg[/img] [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/wwe-owner-vince-mcmahon-reported-to-be-sniffing-around-newcastle-united-with-a-view-to-incredible-takeover-bid-9135535.html[/url] [url]http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/364502/SMACKED-DOWN-Newcastle-deny-WWE-boss-Vince-McMahon-is-set-to-buy-the-club[/url] [quote=excerpt]Billionaire McMahon - chief executive of World Wrestling Entertainment - is ready to move into English football and has been heavily linked with the Magpies. McMahon, famous for his flamboyant ringside pronouncements, sees the Premier League as the route to boosting WWE’s global profile. He has plans to stage spectacular wrestling bouts at whichever club he buys. But Toon insiders insist St James’ Park won’t be McMahon’s chosen venue. The club will not formally comment on the speculation although sources have played down suggestions the unpopular Ashley wants to sell up.[/quote]

Every game the opponent's lose, they must kiss McMahon's ass

[QUOTE=Gwoodman;43974164]Every game the opponent's lose, they must kiss McMahon's ass[/QUOTE] And if Newcastle loses? [video=youtube;cNX_wGyKhmM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNX_wGyKhmM[/video]

He's still alive? They got me when he had a 'heartattack' onstage during his 'wedding'

[QUOTE=Zenreon117;43974290]He's still alive? They got me when he had a 'heartattack' onstage during his 'wedding'[/QUOTE] When did that happen? I'm sure that was teddy long. And if he did buy the club I'm sure it would be under Titan sports and not WWE.

It's WWE now not WWF.

he's gonna replace every player with Randy Orton

[QUOTE=DeepInferno;43974744]It's WWE now not WWF.[/QUOTE] sounds kinda pussy compared to original.

WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment WWF = World Wrestling Federation WWF almost sound like a country name when you here the word "Federation".

[QUOTE=darkedone02;43975037]WWE = World Wrestling Entertainment WWF = World Wrestling Federation WWF almost sound like a country name when you here the word "Federation".[/QUOTE] WWF = World Wildlife Fund

wow i didnt know he was an actual billionaire

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;43974765]he's gonna replace every player with Randy Orton[/QUOTE] Probably will replace them with 6'6" 300 lbs. mastadons who'll get gassed after 3 minutes of play.

[QUOTE=DHB;43976977]Probably will replace them with 6'6" 300 lbs. mastadons who'll get gassed after 3 minutes of play.[/QUOTE] Or this [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GZUKvFD.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=DHB;43976977]Probably will replace them with 6'6" 300 lbs. mastadons who'll get gassed after 3 minutes of play.[/QUOTE] [t]https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/15123_426503234161881_1336319859_n.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;43977792][t]https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/15123_426503234161881_1336319859_n.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Could almost see that defense line working.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;43977792][t]https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/15123_426503234161881_1336319859_n.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Replace Goldy with Hunter and that's Vince's boner team right there. [editline]19th February 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;43977034]Or this [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GZUKvFD.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Vince commentating over that was the best. "WOW LOOK AT THAT MASS" "HE MIGHT HAVE THE MOST DENSE MUSCULAR PACKAGE WE'VE SEEN" And even as it fades to black he's still yelling.

X-Castle United, xTreme Football League! [QUOTE=DeepInferno;43974744]It's WWE now not WWF.[/QUOTE] It'll always be WWF in my heart.

If I was Vince, I would keep this buyout separate from the WWE. Football/soccer do not mix well with wrestling.

[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;43977034]Or this [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GZUKvFD.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]I know this isn't entirely wrestling but wrestling will never fail to produce the best GIFs.

It's WBF, so it's close enough.

[QUOTE=SgtWoodsy;43980927]I know this isn't entirely wrestling but wrestling will never fail to produce the best GIFs.[/QUOTE] Vince owned the WBF which features in the GIF.

Looks like he's got Mike Ashley against the ropes.

And then the WWE gets a wrestler whose gimmick is that he's a violent newcastle supporter with a thick accent. [editline];[/editline] What I'm saying is that he'd be a standard newcastle fan

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;43988792]And then the WWE gets a wrestler whose gimmick is that he's a violent newcastle supporter with a thick accent. [editline];[/editline] What I'm saying is that he'd be a standard newcastle fan[/QUOTE] I cannot wait until we start Tombstoning horses on Derby Day rather than just punching them.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;43988792]And then the WWE gets a wrestler whose gimmick is that he's a violent newcastle supporter with a thick accent. [editline];[/editline] What I'm saying is that he'd be a standard newcastle fan[/QUOTE] Sounds like a job for Wade Barrett.

[QUOTE=AlphaAGENT;43977792][t]https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/15123_426503234161881_1336319859_n.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Newcastle could play that team and still get trounced 3-0 by Sunderland.

[QUOTE=simzboy;43988886]Sounds like a job for Wade Barrett.[/QUOTE] Bad News Barrett is way too good right now. I also don't think he can survive another repackaging + new theme.

[QUOTE=BCell;43979523]If I was Vince, I would keep this buyout separate from the WWE. Football/soccer do not mix well with wrestling.[/QUOTE] Why? They're both full of actors