Opinionated Christians "What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

[mIKesReVeNGe]

Okay, I couldn't help but get sucked into this site. Total Bullshit coming from what is people call themselves Christians:

[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=394455#post394455[/url]

I have found about 1000 bullshit thread from Cucumbers being proof that God Exists to the title of this thread.

Oh, and Oblivion is from the devil too!

[nathaz]

love that forum

[Haywood]

That's a very old satire website.

[mIKesReVeNGe]

I just found it and I've been laughing for about 3 hours now!

[Victor Leferve]

The bible says that if the woman who was raped was a virgin, then the rapist will be forced to marry her, but if she wasn't, she gets stoned to death at the door of her fathers home, and the rapist gets off Scott-free.

It really is a shambles that book.

[quote=mIKesReVeNGe]Oh, and Oblivion is from [b]Mehrunes Dagon[/b] too![/quote]

Fixed that for you.

[mIKesReVeNGe]

I find it disturbing that they actually are trashing the women for getting raped.

Just found this and laughed my ass off!

[url]http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/[/url]

[GrayronV2]

this is satire y/n?

[mIKesReVeNGe]

[QUOTE=GrayronV2;17099256]this is satire y/n?[/QUOTE]

I haven't been on in a while, is this something new? (Yes I know what satire means.)

[EoB]

Wtf, I registered like, 2 min ago, and I got banned. In like, 4 seconds flat.

[mIKesReVeNGe]

[QUOTE=FreeHat;17099318]Wtf, I registered like, 2 min ago, and I got banned. In like, 4 seconds flat.[/QUOTE]
I know I had a few people trying to register and they got banned as well. I'm surprised they did not ban me!

[Tyler_Durden]

Site is a giant joke, anyone who takes it seriously is an idiot.

[Malumbre]

[quote=Fucked up christfag forum]I think the first approach should certainly be to the father! I cannot see for a moment why she has the ability to refuse! Her wishes are of absolutely no importance whatsoever. [/quote]

Holy fuck, hahaha. Unreal.

Is this a joke website?

[mIKesReVeNGe]

[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;17099336]Site is a giant joke, anyone who takes it seriously is an idiot.[/QUOTE]

Threads: 22,491, Posts: 362,592, Members: 12,002, Active Members: 1,157

That's a huge fucking joke!

[Scoops]

I read the first few posts and nearly fucking raged.

[bobste]

praise the lawd

[GrayronV2]

[QUOTE=mIKesReVeNGe;17099272]I haven't been on in a while, is this something new? (Yes I know what satire means.)[/QUOTE]

oh i meant landoverbaptistchurch.net

[mIKesReVeNGe]

[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;17099367]I read the first few posts and nearly fucking raged.[/QUOTE]

I got into it with the Reverend, page 73, I'm mike jv (they changed my name from mIKesReVeNGe).

[Scoops]

I didn't bother signing up, that message board is disgusting, for the first time in my life I am actually offended.

[Turrngait]

I fucking love that website.

You see what you're looking at isn't a parody of the Christian religion. It's the blind truth that god wants you to follow. You dirty sinners.

[Mr. Someguy]

Since people won't listen:

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church[/url]

[quote]The Landover Baptist Church is a [B]fictional[/b] Baptist church based in the[B] fictional[/B] town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a [B]parody[/B] of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.[/quote]

[Scoops]

I need to pay attention, maybe I will join after all :smug:

[mIKesReVeNGe]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17099420]Since people won't listen:

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church[/url][/QUOTE]

Holy fuck!

[RaveRaze]

Snip cause of wikipedia

[RAWRrrr]

Haha. Marry your rapist?
What is the point in that?

[MrAnderson]

makes me embarassed to be part of this fucking cult..