Indonesian Woman gives birth to 8.7 Kilo (19.2 Pound) Baby Boy - Polidicks

[quote="Yahoo"]Attention moms! Can we have your attention please? To everyone who likes to brag about giving birth to 8, 9, even 10-lb. babies, we advise you keep quiet around Ani from Indonesia. The woman recently delivered a 19.2-lb. bruiser, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country. Ani's epic delivery scored a lot of attention in the Search box. After the "Today" show ran a segment and Al Roker and Matt Lauer made some lighthearted jokes, lookups on "19 pound baby," "indonesian baby," and "heaviest baby ever" all spiked immediately. And pictures? Oh my, the baby's pictures were also hugely popular. Queries for "19 pound baby photos" jumped from nil into the thousands, and photos within Yahoo! News are drawing big clicks. Not surprisingly, the baby is said to require "near constant feeding." For those wondering if this baby boy (as of yet unnamed, but we suggest "Hulk") is the heaviest newborn in history, the answer is no. The record belongs to an American infant born in 1879. He weighed 23 pounds, 12 ounces. Sadly, he died a few hours after being born. An ABC station reports that the heaviest baby to survive weighed 22 lbs., 8 ounces. We sure hope the big guy was always extra-nice to his mother. [/quote] [img]http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20090923/capt.photo_1253714351595-1-0.jpg?x=400&y=277&q=85&sig=rlq5pJHuJi5mRUurQwadiA--[/img] Source: [url]http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93042?fp=1[/url] Holy shit, poor woman.

I bet she's loose like a wizard's sleeve.

Jesus Christ. It's a giant

their faces look hilarious

He looks like he could eat the other baby. :ohdear:

Almost looks like a baby Heavy Weapons Guy. [I]Who send all these babies to fight?[/I]

The Baby is all like "Feed Me, Feed Me" :v:

Hes fat

[QUOTE=helpiminabox;17489282]He looks like he could eat the other baby. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] He's mad because he can't roll over and eat him.

[img]http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/11738/11738.jpg[/img] He weigh 8.7 keelogram

The smaller baby is looking at the bigger one, as if to say "What the HELL are you?"

[QUOTE=Linelor;17489246][img]http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20090923/capt.photo_1253714351595-1-0.jpg?x=400&y=277&q=85&sig=rlq5pJHuJi5mRUurQwadiA--[/img] [/QUOTE] I like how the other baby is just staring at him.

Boys we have a sumo wrestler in the making!

I'm almost surprised she didn't die in childbirth.

Someone has MSN as there homepage.

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;17489488]Someone has MSN as there homepage.[/QUOTE] Who? I got this off Yahoo while checking my mail. lol Everyone on vent found it funny so I thought I would share.

Yeah I just read what you quoted from. My bad.

It looks like a baby, uninfected tank.

Also related, woman sets record for world's largest vagina.

I don't know why, but that baby reminds me of the boomer infected.

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;17489488]Someone has MSN as there homepage.[/QUOTE] Someone doesn't know proper grammar..

Fucking obese people we should shoot the baby

It looked like a normal-sized baby to me until I noticed the baby next to it...

[img]http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/1/941/l4d-boss-art-boomer.jpg[/img] Hmm... [img]http://d.yimg.com/a/p/afp/20090923/capt.photo_1253714351595-1-0.jpg?x=400&y=277&q=85&sig=rlq5pJHuJi5mRUurQwadiA--[/img] I don't see the difference. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;17489962]Fucking obese people we should shoot the baby[/QUOTE] Fucking stupid people, we should shoot the idiots.

he'll be able to get into a bar by the time he's 11

[QUOTE=Retpallylol;17489942]Someone doesn't know proper grammar..[/QUOTE] omgz lulz sorry i wont do that again dont arrest me mr internet poleese

[QUOTE=Xelatomis;17490057]omgz lulz sorry i wont do that again dont arrest me mr internet poleese[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=160883&dateline=1252268276[/img] this is why

And when she stood up after birth all her organs fell out.

[QUOTE=Retpallylol;17490050]Fucking stupid people, we should shoot the idiots.[/QUOTE] I was parodying Facepunch's usual reaction to anything fat.