• The Real Smart Mop
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[QUOTE=Primigenes;38886219]The Smart mop looks like a shit load of sham wows connected to a pole[/QUOTE] You should snip that and patent it
That advert actually sold it to me, despite the voice overlay
So, it's like a cut-up Shamwow at the end of a stick? Also, what does it really mean when these things try to sell you multiple items for the price of one?
[QUOTE=Bawbie;38886250]So, it's like a cut-up Shamwow at the end of a stick? Also, what does it really mean when these things try to sell you multiple items for the price of one?[/QUOTE] It means they're going to bend you over and anally eradicate you through the means of shipping and handling.
They should hire Critkal to actually sell this shit.
Here at smart mop headquarters we call messes "smart mop snacks".
When I get a guy that drops sand, tries to cover it with ketchup, and then sneezes his titty mustard it, I normally call the Men In Black to come and clean it up. Now I know I can do it easier with the smart mop. This commercial saved my son.
[QUOTE=The freeman;38886662]When I get a guy that drops sand, tries to cover it with ketchup, and then sneezes his titty mustard it, I normally call the Men In Black to come and clean it up. Now I know I can do it easier with the smart mop. This commercial saved my son.[/QUOTE] This wouldn't have happened if everyone had guns.
U have 2 of these things they are AMAZING! for about 2 mops then they suck!
I like how it drains itself, quite a nice design I think.
I must admit, the broom got me. Critikal has impeccable timing.
"Read a poem to my wiener, and I'll give you twenty dollars."
Am I the only one that doesn't find Critikal all that humorous? That drone.
In a way the whole voice over was amazing.
[QUOTE=Aetna;38891754]Am I the only one that doesn't find Critikal all that humorous? That drone.[/QUOTE] His drone, at least in my opinion, is what makes him so funny. He says such ridiculous things in such a low, unwavering voice.
[QUOTE=Aetna;38891754]Am I the only one that doesn't find Critikal all that humorous? That drone.[/QUOTE] Deadpan and creative swears are basically his whole shtick. Seems he's not your type. This had me absolutely sold though.
[QUOTE=Aetna;38891754]Am I the only one that doesn't find Critikal all that humorous? That drone.[/QUOTE] The long droning dialogue is what makes it funny. He says the most nonsensical shit without even a chuckle and I laugh at that because I sure as hell wouldn't be able to say any of that with a straight face.
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