• Michigan Bans Anal - 15 Years Prison
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[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41UGEWiuZCL.jpg[/img] [quote]Those who violate bans on anal sex in the US state of Michigan now face up to 15 years prison time, after the Michigan Senate passed a controversial bill last Thursday (February 4), and despite the US Supreme Court ruling the legislation to be unconstitutional. While the bill does not specifically target the gay community, the legislation outlaws anal sex completely...[/quote] [url=http://attitude.co.uk/michigan-passes-bill-punishing-anal-and-oral-sex-with-15-years-prison/]Source[/url] Whelp, better pucker up. edit: Also Oral!
how are they gonna stop me?
Hidden cameras and a net.
What in the fuck. Someone check a calendar. I thought it was 2016 but apparently not.
Didn't know you could do that, gj michigan
[quote]despite the US Supreme Court ruling the legislation to be unconstitutional[/quote] Uh, so what happens when a state legislature ignores the federal supreme court?
Last time I checked my State's statues (Texas) it's illegal here, as well. I didn't expect a bill like this to be passed in 2016 though...
Okay. Why?
[Quote=]“A person who commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature with mankind or with any animal is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment for no more than 15 years,” it reads.[/quote] Someone doesn't like butt stuff!
I'm glad michigan lawmakers have their priorities straight, there totally isn't any other thing going on right now that needs attention in that state
I would've expected a more southern state to attempt this, kind of sad to know their taxes are paying their government to talk about controlling what people shove up their arseholes.
What the fuck? [editline]a[/editline] I mean seriously what the fuck
why how what ??
They want our asses in pristine condition when they fuck us, no sloppy seconds.
This is hilarious. Michigan confirmed for best state.
first the government buttfucks you, then it doesn't allow anyone else to do the same.
[QUOTE=1chains1;49701538]I would've expected a more southern state to attempt this, kind of sad to know their taxes are paying their government to talk about controlling what people shove up their arseholes.[/QUOTE] I've witnessed far more bigotry and racism while living in Michigan than I have living here in rural Mississippi.
Oh man, Michigan can't just get it's shit together. Detroit, Flint and now this
Impossible to actually enforce or else the federal government will be all over their asses.
what a pain in the ass
i wonder if this is their idea to fight back at gay marriage
[QUOTE=Levelog;49701573]I've witnessed far more bigotry and racism while living in Michigan than I have living here in rural Mississippi.[/QUOTE] I don't think racism is exclusive to the South just to clear some things up, I just wasn't aware Michigan was so overwhelmingly GOP/conservative.
I don't see this being enforceable anywheres except in places like prison.
Oh boy, can't wait for someone to challenge this as unconstitutional. Eat a dick you conservative pricks.
[QUOTE=Gwoodman;49701612]i wonder if this is their idea to fight back at gay marriage[/QUOTE] Considering they say "its about bestiality", but its not acceptable to remove mankind from the bill wording and just leave it at animals, I'd imagine so.
They literally hid it in a bill that was banning animal cruelty. So repealing it also would legalize dog fights and stuff. This is so fucked up.
[QUOTE=Levelog;49701573]I've witnessed far more bigotry and racism while living in Michigan than I have living here in rural Mississippi.[/QUOTE] Yeah, Michigan is probably the only place north of the mason-dixon line where you'll regularly see confederate flags.
[QUOTE=splenda;49701635]They literally hid it in a bill that was banning animal cruelty. So repealing it also would legalize dog fights and stuff. This is so fucked up.[/QUOTE] american politics
[quote]“A person who commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature with mankind or with any animal is guilty of a felony punishable by imprisonment for no more than 15 years,” it reads.[/quote] What in the fucking fuck is this shit.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;49701536]Unless you turn yourself in or a picture gets leaked, how would they even know anyway? 15 years in prison? Isn't rape punishable with up to 10 years, or am I remembering that right? If so, that should speak for itself.[/QUOTE] Well, think of it this way "We saw this gay couple in public, we suspect them of committing crimes. Let's get a warrant with this probable cause we have." At which point the police are able to survey the house and/or break in to catch them committing the crime boom, gay couple in jail
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