• Drunk Russian Fishermen Crash into Nuclear Submarine
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[quote] MOSCOW — The Russian navy says that one of its nuclear submarines has been hit by a fishing trawler and suffered minor damage. The Interfax news agency quoted Pacific Fleet spokesman Roman Martov as saying that the collision occurred Wednesday in the Avachino Bay on the fareastern Kamchatka Peninsula. Martov said Thursday that the incident caused no injuries and inflicted only “insignificant” damage to the anchored submarine. Interfax quoted the navy as saying that there was no radiation leak. Martov said the submarine’s crew had seen the approaching trawler and tried to warn it of the imminent collision, but the vessel ignored the signals. Interfax reported that a navy inspection team checked the trawler and found all of its crew drunk. The Russian Defense Ministry had no immediate comment. [/quote] [url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/russian-navy-says-one-of-its-nuclear-submarines-rammed-by-fishing-trawler-no-one-hurt/2011/09/22/gIQAfrXtnK_story.html[/url] Too much Vodka
Only in russia
Beyond hilarious. :v:
Couldn't the sub just dive down if it saw the trawler coming?
Don't you mean nucular submarine?
[QUOTE=DrLuke;32442291]Couldn't the sub just dive down if it saw the trawler coming?[/QUOTE] The sub crew were probably drunk as well.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;32442291]Couldn't the sub just dive down if it saw the trawler coming?[/QUOTE] "we have imminent collision, we must dive!" "you will sink ship to avoid collision?" "you idiot, we're in a submarine!" Crash
"So what did you do today Dimitri?" "Got piss drunk on the boat and managed to hit a submarine."
[url]http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=94115&page=1[/url] But in Soviet Russia, boat hits submarine!
In Soviet Russia, boat crashes you!
[QUOTE=DrLuke;32442291]Couldn't the sub just dive down if it saw the trawler coming?[/QUOTE] It was anchored to a dock.
Russia you funny vodka drinking motherfucker!
Russia is such a loveable country. In a reeks of alcohol and does insane shit sort of way.
Wow, would you guys like if i call you Americunts? These vodka jokes aren't funny.
[QUOTE=Recco;32444517]Wow, would you guys like if i call you Americunts?[/QUOTE] They would just shrug it off, since they're used to it. [QUOTE=Recco;32444517]These vodka jokes aren't funny.[/QUOTE] Then why are some people laughing at them?
[QUOTE=Recco;32444517]Wow, would you guys like if i call you Americunts? These vodka jokes aren't funny.[/QUOTE] You are not Russian you have no say! Mr Austria !
Im russian, i was born in estonia. Then i moved to austria.
[QUOTE=Recco;32445134]Im russian, i was born in estonia. Then i moved to austria.[/QUOTE] Looks Estonian to me.
[QUOTE=Recco;32445134]Im russian, i was born in estonia. Then i moved to austria.[/QUOTE] You see if you were born IN Russia. Then moved to Austria. I would consider you Russian.. Otherwise.. No I was born in Russia and moved to Canada and I LOVE Vodka jokes! Actually any kind of Russian joke. I'm in college now, people either call me "Russia" or "the KGB".. So, have 2 shots comrade you will feel the burning fire in your belly and all will be good!!
[QUOTE=Recco;32444517]Wow, would you guys like if i call you Americunts? These vodka jokes aren't funny.[/QUOTE] No need to get offended over just a few little jokes. I'm sure most Americans won't get offended if I do a few fat jokes or if I do a few jokes about tea and bad teeth to the Brits.
[QUOTE=Recco;32445134]Im russian, i was born in estonia. Then i moved to austria.[/QUOTE] Estonia isn't Russia, and hasn't been Soviet since '91, which I'm going to assume was before you were born.
[QUOTE=Recco;32444517]Wow, would you guys like if i call you Americunts? These vodka jokes aren't funny.[/QUOTE] We're not just americans, there's people from all over the world gathered here, and having fun. We have transcended borders to make fun of russians
Oh man, I wish we had pictures of all of the crewmembers that were totally shitfaced. Considering the fact that the [B]ENTIRE CREW[/B] was drunk, they sound like they know how to party.
[QUOTE=Frisk;32442407]Don't you mean nucular submarine?[/QUOTE] Only if your brain isn't fully developed
[QUOTE=Recco;32444517]Wow, would you guys like if i call you Americunts? These vodka jokes aren't funny.[/QUOTE] Call me what you want. I'll just cry it off like usual.
[QUOTE=Recco;32444517]Wow, would you guys like if i call you Americunts? These vodka jokes aren't funny.[/QUOTE] I hate it when Russians complain about their sterotypes, simply because they have the coolest and most badass ones out of any other country.
I'm Russian. Vodka jokes are not funny to us, mostly, but taking offence in them is stupid, it's a valid stereotype.
[QUOTE=Bombardier.;32447318]Call me what you want. I'll just cry it off like usual.[/QUOTE] With milkshake and fries.
Best stereotype is Australian! It's like Russian but it doesn't have as much emphasis on the alcohol (although it's still important), and has more emphasis on manly outdoor shit!
[QUOTE=Antdawg;32447590]Best stereotype is Australian! It's like Russian but it doesn't have as much emphasis on the alcohol (although it's still important), and has more emphasis on manly outdoor shit![/QUOTE] And after all that hard outdoor work you can finally get back to your home with your kangaroo wife and call eachother wankers all night long.
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