• Clown Terrorizing Northampton
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From several sources, but here's the [url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/scary-clown-northhampton-england_n_3934290.html]Huffington Post[/url] article. [quote]It doesn't speak. It doesn't juggle. It has balloons but doesn't hand them out. It probably doesn't even sleep. It just stands there, haunting our dreams with that sinister smile. An anonymous man has been striking fear into the hearts of the Northampton, U.K., community by ominously standing around in creepy clown apparel.[/quote] Pics related [img]http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8819144.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/clown-landscape.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8819000.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/clown-2.jpg[/img]
Oh god I would shit myself seeing that at 3 in the morning. Fucking Clowns man.
That's some Gacy-tier 'level of creepy' shit right there...
[QUOTE=Bradyns;42217805]That's some Gacy-tier 'level of creepy' shit right there...[/QUOTE] It's not like he's actually done anything. Yet.
I'd probably be stabbed if I tried doing that around here
[I]They all float.[/I]
He's waiting for the mime [I]waiting... watching, for the perfect time to honk[/I]
That's me
[video=youtube;QHXgdtiFRNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXgdtiFRNY[/video] he should walk around playing that.
honk
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;42217877][I]They all float.[/I][/QUOTE] Still my fav. scene. [video=youtube;zr32uXnxM24]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr32uXnxM24[/video]
First thing I thought of was Pennywise the Clown.
[QUOTE=-Rusty-;42218245]First thing I thought of was Pennywise the Clown.[/QUOTE] First thing I thought of was space station 13....
Holy shit I live like, 5 minutes away from Northampton and I'm pretty certain I recognise the building he's standing outside of in the second photo.
I think SS13 has changed my impression of clowns from terrifying to mischievous troublemakers that honk and depressurize airlocks.
I was born there, seems like a good thing we moved when I was three :v:
[QUOTE]It is unknown at this time whether or not the clown feeds on the souls of children.[/QUOTE] They do.
My god, thats truly truly terrifying...
[quote=Clown's Facebook]So glad there's a picture from last night. I didn't wear my clown shoes as they've got holes in them from all the drains i've been climbing into...I was in Abington yesterday before it rained but there seems to be no pictures so i weren't spotted . I'm also "not" apart of Dr Fright's Night for those interested but it seems to be promoting them and others which is great! I "haven't" been knocking on houses and asking to paint window sills!? I may have to change my appearance as the actor in that 'Local Clown' film has the same costume as me. If what i am doing does get too much for people, I will have to stop.[/quote] Great. Now he's climbing in DRAINS.
man stands around at night wow cool spooky *~
This just in, SCP-2000 has been reported missing. . . Also thread music. [video=youtube;NjMwt5ZxXIY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjMwt5ZxXIY[/video]
[QUOTE=Trogdon;42218733]man stands around at night wow cool spooky *~[/QUOTE] That is no man.
Living the dream, man. Living the dream.
The disturbing part is when you notice the second clown in the window behind him. There isn't one but MAN YOU'D SHIT IN YOUR PANTS
[QUOTE=lolz3;42218081]Still my fav. scene. [video=youtube;zr32uXnxM24]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr32uXnxM24[/video][/QUOTE] This part in the book is way better.
Somehow this reminded me of the time I was a clown in Space Station 13 and had the launch codes, que everyone on the entire base chasing me as I honked my horn
i guess spike want to go to the next step to scare shadow even more [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMYb6uc8Q70&feature=c4-overview&list=UUgO58oRg2XI85vrNN9KU-Cw[/media]
[QUOTE]An anonymous man has been striking fear into the hearts of the Northampton, U.K., community by [B]ominously standing around[/B] in creepy clown apparel.[/QUOTE] i can understand why it'd be creepy, but i just find it funny that you can "strike fear into the hearts" of people by loitering.
Somebody should get a clown costume and just stand on the other side of the street, watching him back
Damn it guys, just send HoS to take care of him.
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