[QUOTE]A man who tried to rob a bookmakers in Glasgow while armed with a cucumber has been jailed for 40 months.
Gary Rough brandished the vegetable, which was covered in a sock, at a female worker at the Ladbrokes shop in Shettleston and demanded cash.
Shortly after she refused, the 28-year-old was pinned to the ground by an off-duty police officer and arrested.
Rough was jailed at the High Court in Glasgow after admitting a charge of assault with intent to rob.
The court heard that the bookmakers was busy when Rough carried out the raid.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26370484[/url]
You'd think they'd have more experience with robbing since it's Glasgow after all.
What a fruit.
He went in there with a cucumber, and left with a bit of a pickle..
[QUOTE=Bradyns;44076579]He went in there with a cucumber, and left with a bit of a pickle..[/QUOTE]
Well. I think I'm done and am going to start packing.
That's possibly just the worse one I've ever heard.
What kind of dong attempts to rob a bookies with a cucumber? Was the fear factor centred around the prospect of vegetarian anal?
Clearly the Cucumber Ban isn't working.
His escape car was a Courgette.
[quote]A man who tried to rob a bookmakers in Glasgow while [b]armed with a cucumber has been jailed for 40 months.[/b][/quote]
Police State much?
[QUOTE=JJones;44079637]Police State much?[/QUOTE]
It's not about what he used, it's about the fact that he attempted to commit a felony.
If he was breaking in to a fat guys house, this might have worked.
[QUOTE=QwertySecond;44076407]What a fruit.[/QUOTE]
If he tries it again he'll probably end up a vegetable.
[QUOTE=Secrios;44081352]If he was breaking in to a fat guys house, this might have worked.[/QUOTE]
Dont worry, i think your safe.
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