Before we start, be mindful that this is my first thread :)
Rules:
- Keep it to one or two actions per post
- Actions must be specific. You can't say commands like: "Go to 'merica and kill some Terrorists" and so on.
- Make sure your actions are what your character would do (This is RP after all)
- Don't make unrealistic decisions (similar to last rule)
- Multiple Actions may be chosen depending on the situation
[I]The year is 2080, and the world has quite recently gone to poops after World War XVII.
You are currently in Punchface City, Northern Territory, Australia, one of the last surviving regions
from the war (since Australia was pretty harmless at the time, most of the other nations didn't
give a shit about nuking us). [/I]
Punchface atm:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tfGD9xU.jpg[/IMG]
Your character:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KX7NtAz.png[/IMG]
[B]You can:
> Choose a name
> Age (16 - 60)
> Gender (Male, Female, Shemale)
> Former Profession
> [Optional] Background Story[/B]
Name: Joseph Perry
Age: 45
Gender: Male
Former Profession: Conspiracy Theorist
Background Story: Back when Joseph Perry was a young child, he was dropped on his head quite often, rewiring his brain, making him see the connections and effects of everything around him, so then he got a job with some shit channel that used to be about actual History, and began to sprew his theories on how the Americans are planning to take over the Mexico and Canada so they could create [B]Maple Burritos [/B]stuffed with [B]Fried Chicken[/B], and begin an all out nuclear war with every, and any country that tries to stop them.
Now, Joseph's one of the few survivors of the apocalyptic war, who'd prepared years for this event due to all the incoming signs of hostility from the other countries, so he's stockpiled a mass of aluminum foil, toothpicks, matches, and lighter fluid while making a marijuana farm in his basement to allow him to survive.
Will post in the morning, right now I'm sleeping :P
Don't judge me, becuz hero doesn't have to be male or female, can be shemale. Also used pic instead :l
[img]http://imgur.com/G5hj78e.png[/img]
Background story: She was making her way back home which she lives in with brother after making a search for job, spending last money on fuel for her car and that other shit. Suddenly the bomb fucked shit up. She woke up in her car rolled aside. Few minor wounds that weren't a problem. She scavenged few places which she know she could find usefull stuff in and managed to move out into a journey to find friendly civilization and blah blah.
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/XjspDw.png[/IMG]
Backstory: One day, this Huntsman Spider was being an asshole as usual. The some bomb happened or some other radioactive shit and he's now has a 100cm legspan and is hyper-intelligent. He can talk with a thick Australian accent (this is god damn Australia) and should generally be left the fuck alone.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CoazzOy.png[/img]
I tried to add a bit of everything :) Excuse my shitty paint skill:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ztanbfT.png[/IMG]
Here you see:
[B]Bob Cuntslutt
45 years old
Shemale
Former Conspiracy Theorist
Action (Strength, Endurance etc.): d8 (+2 with small guns)
Wit (Intelligence): d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 when hacking)
Ego (Charisma): d6
[/B]
[I]You, [B]Bob Cuntslutt[/B], have been living in your basement since the bombs hit in 2077.
You are sitting in the corner rambling on madly about [B]Maple Burritos[/B] and such, with only your
pet Huntsmen sitting on your shoulder (named: [B]Little Fucking Spider[/B], or just [B]Fucking[/B] for short) to keep
you company. All of your food supply has just now depleted, and you are now contemplating
whether you should risk heading above ground.[/I]
Your basement:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Fkx3MwB.png[/IMG]
[B]Main Quest:
>Go Outside
>Find Food and Water
You are feeling:
>Peckish
>Thirsty
>HP: 13/13
You can:
>Do anything[/B]
[I]Sidenote: I am using the USR Playing System if anyone was interested. Link to (Free) PDF: [URL="http://www.lulu.com/shop/scott-malthouse/unbelievably-simple-role-playing-system-usr/ebook/product-18853511.html"]http://www.lulu.com/shop/scott-malthouse/unbelievably-simple-role-playing-system-usr/ebook/product-18853511.html[/URL] [/I]
>Find Food and Water, supplies the main point in proceed of survival.
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;43840576]>Find Food and Water, supplies the main point in proceed of survival.[/QUOTE]
Please be more specific in your actions.
e.g. [I]Attempt to lock-pick the door[/I] or [I]Talk to the merchant in the store[/I]
If so, then.
[I]Check the Guns cupboard if there's something you can fight with, eventually try searching the Box O' Supplies if the cupboard will be closed. Also, examine the red thing in the corner.[/I]
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;43840854]
[I]Check the Guns cupboard if there's something you can fight with, eventually try searching the Box O' Supplies if the cupboard will be closed. Also, examine the red thing in the corner.[/I][/QUOTE]
You open your guns closet and are disappointed at the lack of weaponry:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AU9Oxrt.png[/IMG]
[I]Before the war you had your gun license and most of your guns revoked after
you were arrested for robbing a liquor store with using a grenade.[/I]
Despite this, you take what's left:
> Your trusty revolver with 6 rounds already loaded
> A survival knife
You then open the Box o' supplies and find:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZiTZDH3.png[/IMG]
> Some bandages
> 30 bottle-caps (looks like someone has been playing too much Fallout)
The red thing on the floor seems to be a red spray-paint can. It may not come in
handy, but you take it anyway.
[I]Now, armed to the motherfucking teeth, you are now ready to proceed outside.
You pick up your pet Huntsman, Fucking, and proceed to the exit.[/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3fQikEA.png[/IMG]
[I]At first your eyes are blinded by the blazing sun, but as you regain eyesight you find
yourself on the outskirts of Punchface. To the north lies the road leading to the city's central business district,
and to the east and west is what looks like small settlements and makeshift buildings.
The south is only occupied by the barren road that leads to Dicksdale, a far way away city that can
only be reached either by car or possibly train[/I]
[B]Main Quest:
>Find Food and Water
Inventory:
> NEW! Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [d8+3]
> NEW! Knife [d8+1]
> NEW! Bandages
> NEW! 30 Bottle-caps
> NEW! Spraypaint
Companions:
> Fucking, the Huntsman Spider
You are feeling:
>Peckish
>Thirsty
> Name: Bob Cuntslutt
> Age: 45 years old
> Gender: Shemale
> Action: d8 (+2 with small guns)
> Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker)
> Ego: d6
>HP: 13/13
You can:
>Do anything
[/B]
[QUOTE=Supa Mario;43841426]
Companions:
> Fucking, the Huntsman Spider
[/QUOTE]
[B]OI
HIS NAME IS GIANT FUCKING SPIDER
HE HAS A 100cm LEGSPAN
HE IS TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE[/B]
[QUOTE=Inorien;43842137][B]OI
HIS NAME IS GIANT FUCKING SPIDER
HE HAS A 100cm LEGSPAN
HE IS TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE[/B][/QUOTE]
All of a sudden, you feel a slight pain on your right shoulder...
[I]Holy shit holy shit[/I]
You watch in horror as Fucking, your currently irradiated pet spider, begins to
mutate and grow into the most horrific creature ever seen by man:
[B]A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER[/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vUjcxRd.png[/IMG]
You just stand there looking like a pathetic lump of shit compared to the demonic
abomination that stands in front of you. It's obvious by his use of foul language that
he wants you dead.
> Name: Giant Fucking Spider
> HP: 15
> Damage: d10+2
[B]Main Quest:
>motherfucking spider holy shit
>Find Food and Water
Inventory:
> Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [d8+3]
> Knife [d8+1]
> Bandages
> 30 Bottle-caps
> Spraypaint
You are feeling:
> Peckish
> Thirsty
> Afraid
> Name: Bob Cuntslutt
> Age: 45 years old
> Gender: Shemale
> Action: d8 (+2 with small guns)
> Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker)
> Ego: d6
>HP: 13/13
You can:
> Attempt to fight the spider
> Run!
> Other:[/B]
>Other: Begin worshipping the Giant Fucking Spider, hoping to calm it down and eventually make it an ally. Give it your best MLP figurine, that I [I]know[/I] you have, as a peace offering.
If you succeed, you'll have to put up with his Aussie bullshit for a while until you naturally filter it out. Should you fail, just run away. Giant Fucking Spider prefers to be left the fuck alone anyway.
[QUOTE=Inorien;43842547]>Other: Begin worshipping the Giant Fucking Spider, hoping to calm it down and eventually make it an ally. Give it your best MLP figurine, that I [I]know[/I] you have, as a peace offering.
If you succeed, you'll have to put up with his Aussie bullshit for a while until you naturally filter it out. Should you fail, just run away. Giant Fucking Spider prefers to be left the fuck alone anyway.[/QUOTE]
This plus offer to fully submit to the spider's... needs
[QUOTE=Inorien;43842547]>Other: Begin worshipping the Giant Fucking Spider, hoping to calm it down and eventually make it an ally. Give it your best MLP figurine, that I [I]know[/I] you have, as a peace offering.
If you succeed, you'll have to put up with his Aussie bullshit for a while until you naturally filter it out. Should you fail, just run away. Giant Fucking Spider prefers to be left the fuck alone anyway.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LondierX;43842731]This plus offer to fully submit to the spider's... needs[/QUOTE]
You attempt to calm Giant Fucking Spider down via worship, also promising My Little Pony Figurines in exchange for companionship. Hell, you were so scared shitless that you were even prepared to provide sexual favors, you just didn't want to die.
[I]Contested Ego (a.k.a. Charisma) Test:
> Bob: d6 = 2
> GFS: d6 = 1
[B]Persuasion was a success![/B][/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HwgJQP6.png[/IMG]
Big Fukin Huntsman accepts your deal and agrees to come with you, on one condition that you never again attempt provide him with your dank body.
[B]Main Quest:
> Find Food and Water
Inventory:
> Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [Damage: d8+3]
> Knife [Damage: d8+1]
> Bandages
> 30 Bottle-caps
> Spraypaint
Companions:
> Giant Fucking Spider
>>> HP: 15
>>> Action: d10 (+2 Combat)
>>> Wit: d8 (+2 Spider Sense)
>>> Ego: d6 (+2 Intimidation)
You are feeling:
> Hungry
> Thirsty
> Name: Bob Cuntslutt
> Age: 45 years old
> Gender: Shemale
> Action: d8 (+2 with small guns)
> Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker)
> Ego: d6
>HP: 13/13
You can:
> Do Anything[/B]
> Head to turn and rob more stores with poo.
[QUOTE=zarim;43843426]> Head to turn and rob more stores with poo.[/QUOTE]
You and Giant Fucking decide to head into town, and hopefully find some loot and [I]rob more stores with poo[/I]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mEQEavM.png[/IMG]
The journey was long yet uneventful.
You now arrive at the down-trodden city center. Everything is quiet.[I] Too[/I] quiet.
You and Fucking enter an abandoned NightOwl Convenience Store.
It appears that it isn't abandoned, as a large, bearded merchant
sits calmly behind the counter, spinning his .223 Pistol in his right
hand.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/15jnr4P.png[/IMG]
"G'day", the merchant greeted. "If your looking for supplies I'm the man to see, but if your looking for trouble,"
The merchant begins to load bullets in his pistol. "...well I think you get the picture."
You see a shelf with some of his wares, which includes squiggly lines n shit. The merchant explains he has more supplies
and other bullshit behind the counter.
[B]Main Quest:
> Find Food and Water
Inventory:
> Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [Damage: d8+3]
> Knife [Damage: d8+1]
> Bandages
> 30 Bottle-caps
> Spraypaint
Companions:
> Giant Fucking Spider
>>> HP: 15
>>> Action: d10 (+2 Combat)
>>> Wit: d8 (+2 Spider Sense)
>>> Ego: d6 (+2 Intimidation)
You are feeling:
> Hungry
> Thirsty
> Name: Bob Cuntslutt
> Age: 45 years old
> Gender: Shemale
> Action: d8 (+2 with small guns)
> Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker)
> Ego: d6
>HP: 13/13
You can:
> Barter for his food and wares
> Attempt to rob the store
> Other:
[/B]
Attempt to rob the scrub.
[QUOTE=dickvandyke;43844331]Attempt to rob the scrub.[/QUOTE]
[I]Combat Intiated[/I]
[I]
> Merchant
> Action: d8 (+1 with .223 Pistol)
> Wits: d6
> Ego: d10 (+2 Merchant)
> HP: 9/9[/I]
[I]Giant Fucking Spider does an attack roll of d10+2 = 11
Merchant does a defend roll of d8 = 7[/I]
Giant Fucking Spider successfully jabs the merchant and disarms him. [I]Merchant HP: 5/9, Giant Fucking Spider HP: 15/15[/I]
You pick up the merchant's .223 Pistol and hold it to the merchants head while Big Fucking Spider grabs supplies.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/39OqjGm.png?1?5487[/IMG]
[B]Main Quest:
> Find Food and Water
Inventory:
> Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [Damage: d8+1] (Revolver was nerfed)
> NEW! .223 Pistol [5/5 Rounds] [Damage: d8+2]
> Knife [Damage: d8+1]
> Bandages
> 30 Bottle-caps
> Spraypaint
Companions:
> Giant Fucking Spider
>>> HP: 15
>>> Action: d10 (+2 Combat)
>>> Wit: d8 (+2 Spider Sense)
>>> Ego: d6 (+2 Intimidation)
You are feeling:
> Hungry
> Thirsty
> Name: Bob Cuntslutt
> Age: 45 years old
> Gender: Shemale
> Action: d8 (+2 with small guns)
> Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker)
> Ego: d6
>HP: 13/13
You can:
> Decide the merchant's fate[/B]
[QUOTE=Eonart;43844724]Sacrifice the merchant to Giant Fucking Spider[/QUOTE]
Fucking blood ritual up in here, let's do it.
[QUOTE=Eonart;43844724]Sacrifice the merchant to Giant Fucking Spider and check all around the store to see exactly what he has.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AHappyElite;43844734]Fucking blood ritual up in here, let's do it.[/QUOTE]
If you say so:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9FaNl3a.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/P7NDPpH.png[/IMG]
Giant Fucking Spider webs the remains of his bloody corpse. What a shitty way to die.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IPgZfaw.png[/IMG]
You ferociously eat one of the Four n' Twentys and check the store for loot.
You take:
[I]> .223 Pistol ammo (10 Rounds)
> Rations
> A lighter
> Water-bottle
> 2x First Aid (Restores 6 HP) [/I]
You may also take one of the items on this list:
> A goofy looking hat
> Leather Armor
> A Fake Grenade (But it looks legit)
> A Steel Dildo
[B]
Inventory:
> Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [Damage: d8+1]
> .223 Pistol [5/5 Rounds] [Damage: d8+2]
> > .223 Pistol ammo [10x Rounds]
> Knife [Damage: d8+1]
> Bandages
> 30 Bottle-caps
> Spraypaint
> Rations
> A lighter
> Water-bottle
> 2x First Aid (Restores 6 HP)
Companions:
> Giant Fucking Spider
>>> HP: 15
>>> Action: d10 (+2 Combat)
>>> Wit: d8 (+2 Spider Sense)
>>> Ego: d6 (+2 Intimidation)
You are feeling:
> Great
> Name: Bob Cuntslutt
> Age: 45 years old
> Gender: Shemale
> Action: d8 (+2 with small guns)
> Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker)
> Ego: d6
>HP: 13/13
You can:
> Choose an item
> Do anything[/B]
Side Note: It may be a while (a day at least) before I'll post again, soz, OP still goes to high school and needs to deal with that bullshit. Bai for now:)
Take all of what you can, and see if you make Giant Fucking your mount. He's probably faster and stronger than you anyways.
>Take all the loot you can
>Masturbate at the bloody webbed-corpse
>Ride Giant Fucking out of the shop,use him as your mount
[QUOTE=kingjulien22;43845476]
>Ride Giant Fucking out of the shop,use him as your mount[/QUOTE]
[B]FUCKING ASK HIM IF YOU CAN, FIRST
SHOW SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT[/B]
Also I'm pretty glad that character is turning out the way it is.
Surry m8, my bed.
> [I]Take the armor and wear it. Then combine lighter with red can spray to make a compact flamethrower (( Because who didn't try experimenting with spray and lighter one day just to see what it does? There are thousand ways to make fire, but only few to make flamethrower )). Try searching for some ammo, if without succeed then proceed to move somewhere else. Well, ask also your mate for giving you a ride on him.[/I]
I'd do this: To bypass the automatic 1 loot per chest law:
Quickly equip the[B] Leather Armor[/B] while simultaneously equipping the [B]goofy looking hat.[/B]: Use your hands on the armor, and your erection on the hat... just don't get too comfy with the hat on there...
If that's physically impossible, then just take the [B]hat. [/B]Everyone knows unimportant looking things are key points in puzzles!
[QUOTE=Inorien;43846032][B]FUCKING ASK HIM IF YOU CAN, FIRST
SHOW SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT[/B]
Also I'm pretty glad that character is turning out the way it is.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dawcio510;43846501]> [I]Take the armor and wear it. Then combine lighter with red can spray to make a compact flamethrower (( Because who didn't try experimenting with spray and lighter one day just to see what it does? There are thousand ways to make fire, but only few to make flamethrower )). Try searching for some ammo, if without succeed then proceed to move somewhere else. Well, ask also your mate for giving you a ride on him.[/I][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LondierX;43846584]I'd do this: To bypass the automatic 1 loot per chest law:
Quickly equip the[B] Leather Armor[/B] while simultaneously equipping the [B]goofy looking hat.[/B]: Use your hands on the armor, and your erection on the hat... just don't get too comfy with the hat on there...
If that's physically impossible, then just take the [B]hat. [/B]Everyone knows unimportant looking things are key points in puzzles![/QUOTE]
After thinking decisively whether you should take the goofy looking hat or the leather armor you decide to--
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tL6C6bZ.png[/IMG]
"[B]Bloody oath![/B]" Fucking exclaims, "Just wear both you fucking dropkick."
"Jeez, fine"
[B]You equip: A goofy hat and leather armor![/B]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/RU9iV7A.png[/IMG]
[I]...[/I]
[I]I may have crossed the line at this point.[/I]
[I]EDIT: I drew the swastika the wrong way round, no h8 pls[/I]
You attempt to combine the lighter and the spray-paint to try and make a compact flamethrower
[I]Non-Contested Wit Test:
Difficulty: Medium (4 and over)
You add the Survivalist skill modifier (+2)
You roll a d10+2 = 7
Success![/I]
You look proudly at your handy work:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZXiR48Y.png[/IMG]
As you exit the store you ask Big Fucking Spider if you could mount him and well... things didn't exactly turn out your way,
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/EzjcGU6.png[/IMG]
[I]You hear strange noises coming from Deepthroat Alley (no there's no one sucking anyone's dick) , maybe you should check it out,
Otherwise you might want to head out of town, explore the place, the choice is yours.[/I]
[B]Inventory:
> Revolver [6/6 Rounds] [Damage: d8+1]
> .223 Pistol [5/5 Rounds] [Damage: d8+2]
> > .223 Pistol ammo [10x Rounds]
> Knife [Damage: d8+1]
> NEW! Homemade Flamethrower [Damage: d8+3]
> NEW! Leather Armor [-1 damage taken]
> NEW! Goofy Looking Hat
> Bandages
> 30 Bottle-caps
> Rations
> Water-bottle
> 2x First Aid (Restores 6 HP)
Companions:
> Giant Fucking Spider
>>> HP: 15
>>> Action: d10 (+2 Combat)
>>> Wit: d8 (+2 Spider Sense)
>>> Ego: d6 (+2 Intimidation)
You are feeling:
> who the fuck gets me to carry a giant fucking spider with 100cm leg-span what the fuck
> Name: Bob Cuntslutt
> Age: 45 years old
> Gender: Shemale
> Action: d8 (+2 with small guns)
> Wit: d10 (+2 Survivalist, +2 Hacker)
> Ego: d6
>HP: 13/13
You can:
> Do anything[/B]
I also wanted to ask if you guys think all the [I]Non-contested Roll Tests[/I] etc. is confusing for you, if so, I might just consider making the rolls in my own discretion.
>Investigate the alley cautiously, with the flamethrower at ready.
I like the rolls, unless you haven't played/heard of DnD, everyone should be fine with them none the less,
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