Tiger Woods' wife says 'it's over' - Polidicks

[quote]TIGER Woods' wife is going to leave him after Christmas, a British tabloid claims. Swedish model Elin Nordegren is in talks with divorce lawyers but keeping up a show of normal family life for the sake of their two children, according to a report in News of the World. Nordegren wants to spend Christmas with Woods and the kids in Sweden before a trial separation in the New Year, a friend told the newspaper. "Elin will pretend it's the usual family celebration for the children and then ditch the man," the friend said. "In the short term they'll act like any other loving couple. Elin won't break it all up right away. But she does need some time alone to herself and a legal separation will happen very quickly." It has been claimed Nordegren has already moved herself and the children - two-year-old daughter Sam and 10-month-old son Charlie - out of the marital home to a separate house down the road in Windermere, Florida. Next they will move to the new mansion she's bought on an island near Stockholm. Reports in the US claim Woods has offered Nordegren $5.3 million from his $US974m fortune to stand by him for the next two years. She will reportedly receive a further $61m if she stays for a further five years. One divorce lawyer predicted that she was in line to receive the biggest-ever divorce settlement of up to $320m. [/quote] [B]Source:[/B] [url]http://www.news.com.au/tiger-woods-wife-says-its-over/story-e6frfkor-1225809936766[/url] Didn't see that coming... :v: I guess that's what happens after you basically say... [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6g_hdC0kaNc/SrOs_ohxyKI/AAAAAAAAABg/3Sn_PRu9MCo/s320/Tiger+Woods.jpg[/img] [B][I]BITCH GET ME A SAMMICHHHHHHH![/B][/I] [B]Other Related Pics:[/B] [img]http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1060936061204_2003/08/15/spt_tigerwoods_sad,0.jpg[/img] [img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2009/4/10/1239399828492/Tiger-Woods-001.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/sportsevents/2007/02/25/EMIRATES_GOLF_DUBAI_DESERT_CLASSIC_XLR119280x350.jpg[/img]

And unfortunately, there's no mulligans on the pro tour.

That's what happens when you put your balls in a bunch of holes.

[QUOTE=Neolk;18906973]That's what happens when you put your balls in a bunch of holes.[/QUOTE] Gaaaahhhhh, I was just thinking of a pun to that effect. :(

Boy he sure drove her away. [editline]04:44AM[/editline] Holy shit he almost has a billion dollars. My family took my christmas money to pay for gas. What a strange world we live in.

I've never seen this source before. Is it legit? Someone please verify. Note: I'm not saying that the source isn't legit.

I fucking laughed so hard at those images. But eh he cheated with 8 other women, It's really quite sad.

Looks like Tiger really sliced that one.

[quote]Next they will move to the new mansion she's bought on an island near Stockholm.[/quote] She's probably moving to some remote island in the Stockholm archipelago :ninja:

Is he crying in all of those pictures?

What's the different between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 ho's.

I'm curious on how the fuck he got "Injured" in his accident, and how the two windows in the back were shattered, but non in the front were.

That's what you get for tapping those balls.

That's what happens when you don't treat your wife fairway.

[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;18907371]That's what happens when you don't treat your wife fairway.[/QUOTE] This thread is a News Pun central.

[QUOTE=Juggernog;18907409]This thread is a News Pun central.[/QUOTE] Plenty 'a wood to go around.

You go girl. Shit, he messin around your back. Expecting a sister to forgive and forget. [img]http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2007/12/elin-nordegren.jpg[/img] Shh, get yourself some motherfuckin' nails and a new haircut, we gonna hit the town. [img]http://allcelebs4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Elin-Nordegren.jpg[/img] Daaaamn.

[QUOTE=thisispain;18907565]You go girl. Shit, he messin around your back. Expecting a sister to forgive and forget. [img]http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2007/12/elin-nordegren.jpg[/img] Shh, get yourself some motherfuckin' nails and a new haircut, we gonna hit the town. [img]http://allcelebs4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Elin-Nordegren.jpg[/img] Daaaamn.[/QUOTE] Now why the fuck would you ever cheat on a girl like that.

[QUOTE=OP]Reports in the US claim Woods has offered Nordegren $5.3 million from his $US974m fortune to stand by him for the next two years.[/QUOTE] Doing a bit of maths here: $2.65 million per year $7260 per day $302 per hour Yeah i'd pay $302 for an hour with her.

[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18907806]Now why the fuck would you ever cheat on a girl like that.[/QUOTE] Indeed. Quite stunning...

Fucking idiot.

[QUOTE=sebbonaparta;18907806]Now why the fuck would you ever cheat on a girl like that.[/QUOTE] Maybe he had yellow fever, or that hot chocolate booty.

heh, it all started with a fight and a car crash [editline]11:01AM[/editline] and media to ruin a family's life.

[QUOTE=thisispain;18907565]You go girl. Shit, he messin around your back. Expecting a sister to forgive and forget. [img]http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2007/12/elin-nordegren.jpg[/img] Shh, get yourself some motherfuckin' nails and a new haircut, we gonna hit the town. [img]http://allcelebs4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Elin-Nordegren.jpg[/img] Daaaamn.[/QUOTE] Wow.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;18908060]heh, it all started with a fight and a car crash [editline]11:01AM[/editline] and media to ruin a family's life.[/QUOTE] Huh? You mean the media uncovered the truth, Rarely i should add.

mass media: because prying into people's social lives totally isn't being a dicknose

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18907239]Looks like Tiger really sliced that one.[/QUOTE] And now he'll fade into obscurity.

[QUOTE=TheManest;18908094]Huh? You mean the media uncovered the truth, Rarely i should add.[/QUOTE] Does this so called truth affect us in anyway? The media should just stay the fuck out of peoples private life. I don't think Tiger Woods and his wife were incapable of solving their own private problems.

As we all know tabloids are a great source for legit news, as The Sun can show us all. Why this is even news is beyond me, if he wanted to shag around then so be it it's not like he's some sort of demigod.

And this is the downfall of Tigers life where he will become a huge drug addict and be gettin hoes in the club and end up choking a bitch because of his insanity.