Cop blogger claims he dabbed penis on female officers' cars - Polidicks

Anonymous blog posts allegedly made by a Swedish police officer are under investigation for claims that he and a co-worker dabbed their penises on parts of patrol cars driven by female co-workers. The officer, writing under the name Uncle Blue, revealed that he and his cop buddy “bell-ended” the door handles, gear shift, steering wheel and buttons for windows, stereos and police radios, as well as the receiver used to talk to the operations room. The practice of bell-ending or ollning, involves a man touching an object with his genitals, a recurring form of a practical joke in Sweden. The term comes from ollon, the Swedish word for glands. Uncle Blue wrote in his blog that he told the women about his bell-ending exploits only after they drove around in the cars for an hour or so. more: [url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/03/10/cop-blogger-claims-he-dabbed-genitals-on-female-officers-car-parts/[/url] A cop with too much time on his hands... female cops had other stuff on theirs

People go around in Sweden touching stuff with their dick for lolz?

That's... a really weird practical joke...

[QUOTE=hogstr;20667491] The practice of bell-ending or ollning, involves a man touching an object with his genitals, a recurring form of a practical joke in Sweden. The term comes from ollon, the Swedish word for glands.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=hogstr;20667491] [b]involves a man touching an object with his genitals, a recurring form of a practical joke in Sweden.[/b][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=hogstr;20667491] [b][highlight]a recurring form of a practical joke in Sweden.[/b][/highlight][/QUOTE] I used to want to go to sweden some day but not anymore

:geno:

Olla biljäveln...! No, it's not all that funny.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20667642]I used to want to go to sweden some day but not anymore[/QUOTE] Yeah youll grab a sticky door handle.

I can't really have thought that.

Going to school in Sweden I knew about bell-ending (or "Olla" in Swedish), but I didn't know it was a recurring joke outside the 18-19 age. [editline]08:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;20667642]I used to want to go to sweden some day but not anymore[/QUOTE] What if women did it too?

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;20667733]"Bell-ending". bahahaha, is that a translation or transliteration or what? It's funny because bellend is slang for ballsack here in the UK too :v:[/QUOTE] Bellend is slang for the head of the penis, not the ballsack. Also, that practical joke is fucking disgusting.

What the fuck lol.

[QUOTE=BaconDioxide;20667733]It's funny because bellend is slang for ballsack here in the UK too :v:[/QUOTE] Lol no

It's Sweden. What else is new?

[QUOTE=BloodStream;20667789]Bellend is slang for the head of the penis, not the ballsack. Also, that practical joke is fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE] I'm really glad I said this online and not in the presence of real people

dickslapping the interior and doorhandles of a car? :raise: WTF!!

I'd like to see him try that during a 0-degree Swedish winter!

[QUOTE=Zeke129;20667642]I used to want to go to sweden some day but not anymore[/QUOTE] They might stick a dick in your sandwich when you buy it and then eat it..

This reminds me of the only Dave Attel joke that ever made me laugh: Stay in a hotel room, and on the day of your checkout rub your balls all over the phone receivers in the room. A day or two later, call that room. When someone picks up, just laugh loudly and hang up.

I'm wondering if they were both doing it at the same time. Did they watch each other while they were doing it? :sissies:

May be weird for you non-scandinavians chaps. but it's all normal behavior by our standards

[QUOTE=Thomo;20669036]Is it me or is it the higher up you are, such as sweden, norway or whatever weird shit happens more often?[/QUOTE] Svalbard is [i]fucking intense[/i]

I'm norwegian and: [QUOTE=Thomo;20669036]Is it me or is it the higher up you are, such as sweden, norway or whatever weird shit happens more often?[/QUOTE] no, it's just insane swedes [QUOTE=ser770;20669266]May be weird for you non-scandinavians chaps. but it's all normal behavior by our standards[/QUOTE] no [QUOTE=Zeke129;20669651]Svalbard is [i]fucking intense[/i][/QUOTE] Svalbard is part of Norway

[QUOTE=Ldesu;20669728]Svalbard is part of Norway[/QUOTE] I know, and it's fucking intense.

Vikings these days...

What dicks.

[QUOTE=acds;20667765] What if women did it too?[/QUOTE] That's still fucking disgusting. I don't want some random girl's goo on my hands. That's unsanitary.

Haha what the fuck.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;20670078]That's still fucking disgusting. I don't want some random girl's goo on my hands. That's unsanitary.[/QUOTE] Goo? [img]http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/15259/09_2008/cremeegg.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=acds;20667765]What if women did it too?[/QUOTE] Then I don't think they're naturally women. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;20670169]Then I don't think they're naturally women. :colbert:[/QUOTE] (It may be a trap)