• Valentine's Day help form a man. Ladies look out.
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Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day I thought I help any guy on Facepunch that needs help with the subject of love. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("wrong section" - GunFox))[/highlight]
I'm married and am taking my wife out to a romantic dinner. Thanks, but I don't need help.
I'd rather have Cleverbot manage my love life
I don't really trust most Facepunchers for advice, especially in the romance department.
penis poop HAHAHAH
Dear Jacob Their's dis girl dat i fancy, what do i do. k
[QUOTE=RadioJoNES;34686090]Dear Jacob Their's dis girl dat i fancy, what do i do. k[/QUOTE] u shud send her ur pubes in a bag dey luv dat
[QUOTE=Yahnich;34686049]Gift ideas.[/QUOTE] Honestly you can't go wrong with buy something Valentines themed. Girls are hard wire into liking it. But to really make an impression you have to make something like a metal rose or a wooden heart. [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=RadioJoNES;34686090]Dear Jacob Their's dis girl dat i fancy, what do i do. k[/QUOTE] Fuck her. Na just kidding. Gifts man gifts its all about the gifts. Unless she's your girlfriend then you take her out.
[QUOTE=RadioJoNES;34686090]Dear Jacob Their's dis girl dat i fancy, what do i do. k[/QUOTE] Just play it cool, and whip out your dick while giving her your best grin
[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;34686151]Honestly you can't go wrong with buy something Valentines themed. Girls are hard wire into liking it. But to really make an impression you have to make something like a metal rose or a wooden heart. [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] Fuck her. Na just kidding. Gifts man gifts its all about the gifts. Unless she's your girlfriend then you take her out.[/QUOTE] You're advice is literally shit. If you randomly give a girl a gift she's wont go for you all of a sudden.
[QUOTE=Phantasy;34686302]You're advice is literally shit. If you randomly give a girl a gift she's wont go for you all of a sudden.[/QUOTE] Really, seems as though some one hasn't tired it. Maybe she won't end up sucking your dick but she well think better of you. Unless she's your girlfriend or wife then it will end with dick sucking.
Sweet christ you guys are awesome with girls, I tried to stick it in the pooper for a early V-day present...still don't know why she's so mad.
Heart shaped box of chocolates + night home alone + lots and lots of porn + even more porn + wrist cream + more porn = my v-day night
i did a last-ditch attempt at valentines day by going to the city centre w/ a fat chick now who is the daddy
[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;34686318]Really, seems as though some one hasn't tired it. Maybe she won't end up sucking your dick but she well think better of you. Unless she's your girlfriend or wife then it will end with dick sucking.[/QUOTE] Maybe things are different around your parts, but that shit doesn't work around here.
Going to give my girl red roses, a card, and 8 day trip to Rhodos. Should work okey.
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Made my girlfriend a card. with a little poem inside Got a big bunch of flowers Box of chocolates and a photo - frame with a picture of me and her in. Should be a good valentines day.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;34686494]thing with chicks is if you spread it out it works better for some reason a single rose = a bouquet of flowers. The way girls work is that it's not so much what you're giving her but the thought, so spreading the gift out will count as three thoughts!!!![/QUOTE] Thank god for women's logic.
who needs love when you have the internet and a hand
I'll be sending my Girl a letter and some flowers, After all she's serving in Afganistan.
My mom was buried on Valentine's day. [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] help
Some women i know see valentines day as nothing more than a cash grab. I mean i wouldn't disagree, but you cant think that way about something that is supposed to be good. It only makes you a bitter person. I would personally hate being with a girl that didn't like valentines day. I mean what does that say about a girls heart when they can think so negatively about something that is supposed to be a good thing? Just a little food for thought on the opposite end of the spectrum. Happy valentines day, lads.
two girls asked me to be their Valentine's and I said no what do i do now
my sister want to suck my dick but my girlfriend wants it too what do?
[QUOTE=Trogdon;34686725]two girls asked me to be their Valentine's and I said no what do i do now[/QUOTE] Suck cock.
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