[url]http://www.denverpost.com/ci_12369450[/url]
[quote]A man with a history of violence was arrested on an Interstate 70 median last week after swinging a set of nunchucks in front of an officer with the Summit County Sheriff's Office.
The man was wearing a trenchcoat and said that he was kicked off a bus in Silverthorne while on his way from Denver to Los Angeles, according to a sheriff's report.
The man said he had been "riding the bus when he saw a girl with the 'swine flu' and attempted to eliminate her by grabbing her throat," according to the sheriff's report.
Another passenger hit the man, he said, and he was thrown off the bus before he got into a fight with a gang at a gas station in Silverthorne.
Authorities found him after receiving a call that someone was in the I-70 median waving his arms at cars and screaming. As the officer approached, the man turned his back, hiding his hands. When the man turned around, the officer spotted the nunchucks in his pants waistband.
Asked whether he was carrying the weapon, the man responded: "Yeah, I am a karate master!"
The man then began to swing the nunchucks around his upper body. The officer aimed a Taser at him, decided he was too far away and reached for his handgun.
The karate master dropped the nunchucks and began to walk away. A knife and some marijuana were found on the man, in addition to the traditional Asian weapon.
En route to Summit County Jail, the man told the officer "that he was 468 years old and was being hunted across the country by priests, nuns and monks," according to the report.
He said he had just gotten out of prison after a prior assault in which he was shot in the foot by Denver police. Although the man acknowledged that he is barred from owning nunchucks in Colorado, he said he could just get another pair if the ones he was carrying were taken.
He also talked to imaginary people while riding to the jail.
After the man was taken inside the jail, the officer inspected the back of the patrol car and found two .40-caliber handgun rounds. But no gun was found on the man or on the highway, and the man said he didn't know where the rounds came from.
A background check showed assault and violence charges and several felony convictions in the past 10 years.
The karate master was booked on charges of possession of a prohibited weapon, felony menacing, felony weapons possession by a previous offender and possession of less than an ounce of marijuana. [/quote]
I think he's telling the truth.
I now have this hilarious mental image of a weirdo yelling "I'm a karate master!" and pulling nunchucks out of his trenchcoat.
Ahahahah
This man is a hero, he is saving us from the swine flu, one person at a time.
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He is also 468 years of baddassery.
One man... one journey...
Wow... Someone pisses you off, shout "I'm a Karate Master!" and pull out nun-chucks from your trench-coat!
Man, if your gonna get arrested, that's the way to do it.
He is what all men aspire to.
I laughed.. then I realized that he probably has schizophrenia :(
That man is a hero.
show the guy some respect, he's 468 years old!
This is the one motherfucker I would want to be stuck with during a zombie apocalypse.
He is fluent in kung-[I]flu.[/I]
Hahahah whaaaaaaaaat
[b][highlight]THIS GUY LIVES THREE HOURS FROM ME LOL[/highlight][/b]
Now if they didn't arrest and see that he is insane and old.
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;15171291]This is the one motherfucker I would want to be stuck with during a zombie apocalypse.[/QUOTE]
This.
Sounds like the perfect movie plot.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;15171782]Sounds like the perfect movie plot.[/QUOTE]
"One man... Desperate to save the world he has grown to love... Trained by ancient warriors of history past..."
This guy is a hero.
[QUOTE=Perfumely;15171339]Hahahah whaaaaaaaaat
[b][highlight]THIS GUY LIVES THREE HOURS FROM ME LOL[/highlight][/b][/QUOTE]
Then what the fuck are you still doing here? get a picture with him an his nunchucks and an autograph now!
Hes on quite a ride.
[QUOTE=Lostangeles4;15172000]Then what the fuck are you still doing here? get a picture with him an his nunchucks and an autograph now![/QUOTE]
I seriously should.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nit1qJfCFKk[/media]
My imagnary portrait of this modern day concrete hero...
Edit: Who wants to start making avatars of this man's "Epic Journey"?
I'm suprised the officer didn't call in the National Guard.
Schizophrenia much?
Wow i'm surprised there hasn't been one of those trolls in here blaming everything on the marijuana.
That dude must have been on something stronger than Weed.
Should have used Jarate.
[QUOTE=Lolerskins;15172528]Wow i'm surprised there hasn't been one of those trolls in here blaming everything on the marijuana.[/QUOTE]
Nah.
This sounds like the work of LSD.
Drugs can do amazing things.
Too bad this isn't one of those amazing things. This is EPIC FAIL SPARTA!!
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