[URL]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/[/URL]
The man forgave the woman but police haven't.
"Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday."
:wtc:
Walk on THAT.
I guess he was [i]hit[/i] with sympathy.
The day he comes to earth a lady hits him with his car.(had to say that joke)
WoW
nooo my son
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21796811]nooo my son[/QUOTE]
You're not god!
IMPOSTOR
So, this guy's name is Jesus Christ, his parents weren't able to make up something more original than just stealing his name from the Bible. And he got hit by a car. This is not news worthy
[QUOTE=playelite;21796836]You're not god!
IMPOSTOR[/QUOTE]
prove it
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSTnnLh3y7w&feature=related[/media]
I'll just leave this here
rip
I wonder if he actually looks like Jesus Christ.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21796860]prove it[/QUOTE]
If you are really a god, I will become a moderator now.
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:v:
No i think his first name is Lord Middle name Jesus Last name christ
"He probably forgave the driver."
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21796860]prove it[/QUOTE]
I want money.
Now.
[QUOTE=playelite;21796836]You're not god!
IMPOSTOR[/QUOTE]
Imminent box fort.
Dear lord... That's horrible, I mean seriously, Jesus Christ dude....
That's not the real Jesus.
I'll believe it's the real Jesus when I see:
"Lord Jesus Christ Hit by a Boat"
And on the 3rd day he rose again.
[I]Holy[/I] shit!
we just have to wait 3 more days and BOOM Salvation!
He was hit by a car so that we may have our sins forgiven.
HAHAHAHA!!!
LOL!
[quote]The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, [/quote]
Lawl.
Prietty cool actully. But it seems fake in my oppinion.
Haha,
That's excellent.
I wonder if he'll be back in 3 days?
Damn it, I got Ninja'd. My friend just sent me a link to it.
Yeah I'd fucking run that guy down too.
Jesus christ.. How did he get run over?
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