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AUGUSTA, Maine (AP) — A real-life Hamburglar has struck at a Maine McDonald's.
Police say a young man, seemingly inspired by the pattie purloining character once featured in McDonald's advertising campaigns, ran between a car and the takeout window at the Augusta restaurant Sunday night as an employee handed a bag of food to a driver.
A witness flagged down an officer leaving a nearby convenience store.
Lt. Christopher Massey, acting on a description of the hungry thief, found him in the parking lot of a rival fast food restaurant diving into a McDonald's bag.
Massey tells the Kennebec Journal the suspect swore and ran into the woods. He was never caught.
Massey says the three young men who had their food stolen didn't know the burger thief.
McDonald's replaced the stolen food, worth about $20.[/quote]
[url]http://www.wavy.com/dpps/news/strange_news/hamburglar-strikes-at-maine-mcdonalds-ob12-jgr_4118511[/url]
What the fuck.
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A recreation of the crime by forensic experts.
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[editline]27th March 2012[/editline]
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
What? Hey no wait I was at home. I don't even live in Maine.
Oh god no.
4chan meme in the making.
I thought the title said hamburger strikes, but I guess this makes alot more sense.
That was...odd
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I'm calling time loop.
Calling it now, expect loads of copy-cat crimes :v:
hey Bryanrocks0 thanks for those no mans land local news of what can almost be classified as a common prank ill retweet them right away for the far reaching implications this breaking story carries with it
[QUOTE=Isuzu;35317613]hey Bryanrocks0 thanks for those no mans land local news of what can almost be classified as a common prank ill retweet them right away for the far reaching implications this breaking story carries with it[/QUOTE]
If you don't like the story, then don't read it.
I was thinking of
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The suspect's identity was confirmed by his statement to police: "rubble rubble."
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