• I've killed a fly after saying an infamous line from Full Metal Jacket
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Yeah, i've seriously killed a fly with my bare hand after saying Hartmans Line: ,,You got 3 seconds, exacly 3 seconds to get outta my room or i'll gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you" Flies are hard to kill cause they are god damn fast and they got that danger alarm spiderman shit. But for some reason i've hit it. I dunno how, i've always missed before. THIS IS HARTMAN POWER BITCHES! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("No one cares about you killing flies." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Probably a sick one, you should wash your hands....
What did the fly ever do to you? :crying:
Flies live at 7 times the speed of humans. That's why they're so fucking speedy.
Peta is going to be all over your ass like obama. Edit: Yay 200th post?
[b]BULLSHIT, FROM NOW ON YOU'RE PRIVATE FLYBALL. AND I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU PRIVATE FLYBALL, THEY DON'T SERVE DOG SHIT AND LEFTOVER FRIES IN MY MESS HALL![/b] Flies :v:
I yesterday killed a fly mid-air with a magazine. Hitler was on the cover...
I hit a fly with my dick and it died
[quote=hammertime;17155806]i yesterday killed a fly mid-air with a magazine. Hitler was on the cover...[/quote] win.
[QUOTE=Hammertime;17155806]I yesterday killed a fly mid-air with a magazine. Hitler was on the cover...[/QUOTE] And why are you fantasizing about hitler.
[quote=xsarcyx;17155790][b]bullshit, from now on you're private flyball. And i've got news for you private flyball, they don't serve dog shit and leftover fries in my mess hall![/b] flies :v:[/quote] oh no!!!! Im gonna cry now!
and this warrants a thread? I killed a maggot with my bare hand while saying "maget" so should i make a thread guys?
[QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;17155827]I hit a fly with my dick and it died[/QUOTE] WoW, just wow, thats the worst death a fly could ever get. And you are flyphile from now on, or bugphile?
Always satisfying when you nail the persistant annoying ones.
[QUOTE=birkett;17155965]Always satisfying when you nail the persistant annoying ones.[/QUOTE] Fuckin agreed. Once a fly annoyed me so much that i ran around the room with a stick. :v:
pff I've done this twice in the dark
A fly was flying around my kitchen, so I did a ninja kick, and i felt it splat on my foot. best moment of my life #21 be it kind a disgusting.
You killed a fly and posted about it. Wow. Wow, GD... seriously?
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;17159618]You killed a fly and posted about it. Wow. Wow, GD... seriously?[/QUOTE] GD died already a looooong time ago...
I once [B]SHORYUKEN[/B]ed one out of the air.
[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;17159618]You killed a fly and posted about it. Wow. Wow, GD... seriously?[/QUOTE] It's GD, this place has always had garbage
I was pretending I was a ninja from the Naruto universe and I spotted a fly in my kitchen while having dinner. Swiftly getting up from my chair in my sexy orange jumpsuit, I proceeded to pull out the shuriken I had bought earlier that week. Striking a pose I quickly left fly 3, they zoomed through the air and they missed and hit my mom the end
[QUOTE=Crono*;17159765]I was pretending I was a ninja from the Naruto universe and I spotted a fly in my kitchen while having dinner. Swiftly getting up from my chair in my sexy orange jumpsuit, I proceeded to pull out the shuriken I had bought earlier that week. Striking a pose I quickly left fly 3, they zoomed through the air and they missed and hit my mom the end[/QUOTE] HAY GUIZ funneis PLEZ!!
[QUOTE=Crono*;17159765]I was pretending I was a ninja from the Naruto universe and I spotted a fly in my kitchen while having dinner. Swiftly getting up from my chair in my sexy orange jumpsuit, I proceeded to pull out the shuriken I had bought earlier that week. Striking a pose I quickly left fly 3, they zoomed through the air and they missed and hit my mom the end[/QUOTE] you tried too hard
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