• Bad News: CNN Host Reports Humans Have ‘Hunted The Dildo Into Extinction’
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[QUOTE]Speaking to a guest about a study that says many animal species won’t have time to adapt to a rapidly warming planet, Mann said, “Now extinctions, I don’t have to tell you, have been a part of the history of the world for millennia. And man-made extinctions have even happened before.” “I guess we hunted the dildo into extinction,” he let slip, before slowly realizing his mistake. “Um, but, the Dodo, rather, forgive me, I’m having trouble with my words today.”[/QUOTE] source: [URL]http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bad-news-cnn-host-reports-humans-have-hunted-the-dildo-into-extinction/[/URL]
i cant wait until we get casts of dildos in museums
It is a sad day for everyone.
Thankfully, the dildo is truly a highly extant group of creatures, and is in no danger of extinction; the draconic variety alone appears to be thriving, even if for the sheer novelty of owning such an odd specimen.
Freudian slip [editline]24th July 2013[/editline] he secretly wants to hunt dildos
reminds me of this one time i said dildo instead of dodo while my family was around me the looks i got
I wish I could ride a giant dildo. I mean dodo woops silly me
i like dicks wait FUCK
I wonder how long he'll be hearing about this mistake for.
Another news organization might have to implement the daily show's dildo rule.
I guess the Dildo came by too quickly to leave much of an impact, we could probably endure and at least save another bird to seed later generations, Blue Tits are safe for now...
[QUOTE=Colliseemoe;41575783]Freudian slip [editline]24th July 2013[/editline] he secretly wants to hunt dildos[/QUOTE] I can understand why, they can be considered big game as long as you know where to look.
[I]The dildo, a nocturnal animal, tends to live in moist environments, surrounded by light brush.[/I]
[QUOTE=Plucky;41576484]I guess the Dildo came by too quickly to leave much of an impact, we could probably endure and at least save another bird to seed later generations, Blue Tits are safe for now...[/QUOTE] Don't forget that Great Tits are thriving as well.
An artist's conception of the last dildo being hunted [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LRbq1dH.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;41578991]An artist's conception of the last dildo being hunted [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LRbq1dH.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Really like the exploration era hunter
I actually said dodo instead of dildo once. A much less embarrassing mistake.
What about dragon dodos? Are they extinct?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;41582047]I actually said dodo instead of dildo once. A much less embarrassing mistake.[/QUOTE]I'd still imagine you'd get weird looks if you went to a sex shop and asked for a dodo.
My favourite species is the Great American Challenge dodo
[QUOTE=Zeke129;41582047]I actually said dodo instead of dildo once. A much less embarrassing mistake.[/QUOTE] "This dodo barely fits into my butt"
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