[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw[/media]
[quote]Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.
To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.
Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.
At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven. [/quote]
It's incredibly catchy, I have to admit.
note: this represents all christians
Here comes the shitstorm.
Also
Im christian and this is just ridiculous. Please note these people do not represent all Christians
Hard to believe these are the same people who once set a bunch of children off to conquer the holy land.
Oh shit, a girl hugged me yesterday, am I going to hell?
Fuck Jesus and the shitty rap he sent us.
FUCKING HELL, these kids are going to grow up unable to fucking hug each other. The fuck is wrong with these retard ass parents.
Well at least they won't be able to brainwash their children as unfortunately "side sex" isn't very effective.
[QUOTE=tarkata14;18578768]Oh shit, a girl hugged me yesterday[/QUOTE]
ya rite lol
And I thought my hate for the world couldn't get any stronger.
Boy, was I wrong.
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;18578777]ya rite lol[/QUOTE]
i no lol
Actually, it was somewhat of a side-hug, so no biggy.
PREPARE FOR ME HEAVEN, AHAHAHAHAHA.
Hugging is a sin?
Since fucking when?
[QUOTE=angelangel;18578811]Hugging is a sin?
Since fucking when?[/QUOTE]
everything is a sin
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;18578816]everything is a sin[/QUOTE]
praise jesus!
[B]Edit:[/B]
oops I used jesus' name i'm going to hell
Hallelujah praise the lawd!
Hugging is THE DEVIL!
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18578765]Hard to believe these are the same people who once set a bunch of children off to conquer the holy land.[/QUOTE]
They never sent a bunch of kids off to conquer the holy land.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;18578855]They never sent a bunch of kids off to conquer the holy land.[/QUOTE]
ya, that was bush
[QUOTE=yawmwen;18578855]They never sent a bunch of kids off to conquer the holy land.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac[/media]
They're workin' on it.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;18578855]They never sent a bunch of kids off to conquer the holy land.[/QUOTE]
My mistake, turns out it was a historical error.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade[/url]
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18578909]My mistake, turns out it was a historical error.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children%27s_Crusade[/url][/QUOTE]
Yea a kid basically made up some shit and conned a bunch of kids to follow him around trying to get to the holy land but ended up getting sold into slavery instead.
Medival Scientist: "I've got a cure for Cancer!"
Townspeople: "WITCH!!!"
_______________________
Moderday Hugger: *HUG* "There you go!"
Hugget: "WTF! YOU HUGGED ME! SINNER SINNER! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!"
_______________________
Religion = Bad
[QUOTE=n00b_assassi;18578752]Here comes the shitstorm.
Also
Im christian and this is just ridiculous. Please note these people do not represent all Christians[/QUOTE]
If this doesn't represent you, you're doing it wrong.
That's just absurd.
[QUOTE=Lerlth;18578946]Medival Scientist: "I've got a cure for Cancer!"
Townspeople: "WITCH!!!"
_______________________
Moderday Hugger: *HUG* "There you go!"
Hugget: "WTF! YOU HUGGED ME! SINNER SINNER! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!"
_______________________
Religion = Bad[/QUOTE]
That's a great idea. I am going to front hug all my religious friends.
[QUOTE=n00b_assassi;18578752]Here comes the shitstorm.
Also
Im christian and this is just ridiculous. Please note these people do not represent all Christians[/QUOTE]
This.
What the hell is this craziness?
I'm sorry but if people accept religious dogma from rappers then their religion has serious problems
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18578765]Hard to believe these are the same people who once set a bunch of children off to conquer the holy land.[/QUOTE]
I don't know, maybe because those "children' died a thousand years ago of old age and whathaveyou
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;18579070]I'm sorry but if people accept religious dogma from rappers then their religion has serious problems[/QUOTE]
I am part of the church of Wu-Tang.
Now let us pray.
"U-God, bring the muthafuckin ruckus on our enemies and please protect our necks from evil, amen"
[QUOTE=yawmwen;18579110]I am part of the church of Wu-Tang.
Now let us pray.
"U-God, bring the muthafuckin ruckus on our enemies and please protect our necks from evil, amen"[/QUOTE]
And now, for a moment of motherfuckin silence for the dead mofo's from the past like Biggie and TuPac and fuckin Ghostface Killah.
I don't see why is this a bad thing,
No, hugs do not make you go to Hell.
It's just a simple hug, not some frontal rape or frontal kill.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18579182]I don't see why is this a bad thing,
No, hugs do not make you go to Hell.
It's just a simple hug, not some frontal rape or frontal kill.[/QUOTE]
But the genitals are touching
[editline].[/editline]
or at least close to eachother
[editline].[/editline]
through their pants
This represents all white people.
you fucking heard me.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.