"Talkin bout Denim": An infography about denim and the people who wear denim n' stuff
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Lets get this started.
[B]DENIM[/B].
What is denim?
What is denim made of?
Where can I find denim?
Who wears denim?
Where can I find pictures of Horses wearing denim?
Who invented denim, and what does he have to do with Brian Reynolds ?
These are the questions that come to mind once you read my questions that come to mind when I ask you what you think of when I say denim.
Nobody likes a boring history lesson, so we will sum what needs to be summed up quickly. What better way to do it in the most popular growing trend on the internet, [B]"Tags"[/B]. (when saying the tags, put a lot of emphasis on the words when saying them in your head, almost as if they are [B]Bolded[/B], [I]italicized[/I], and [U]underlined[/U] all at the same time.
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Spouting the denim propaganda like in some kind of bad World War 2 movie really gets us going, but we will try to refrain from it as much as possible. Now that you know all about denim after reading all of the previous tags, you will no longer need a boring history lesson about weaved cotton and what kind of people fit Brian Reynolds before interviews. To kick off our thread in the right direction we decided that it would be best to put words, into pictures. It's a proven fact that Picture books have a more direct impact on your sensory inhibitors than books with only words do. We now present you with a look at some of the worlds best denim moments with Brian Reynolds .
[B]Brian:[/B]
It's me Brian here with some of our favorite moments in denim history.
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[B]Brian:[/B]
In this picture you can see a man harboring a smooth denim jacket, one of my favorite pieces of apparel. He is standing in one of my favorite spots in the world, one of Canada's best Midwestern Boral forest. He came during my favorite time of the year, where the birds are thriving, and bird watchers from all over the world bring their bird watching books and watch birds as they land on trees and and move from branch to branch occasionally making a chirp or caw every now and again. One of my favorite birds is the studded harbor jaw, one of Canada's trademark signature birds. Originally from the Aztec mountains, the Studded Harbor Jaw migrated north after the Spaniards took over Aztechia and drove out the Mayans. Bringing their stop at a wild reserve near northern Michigan, they continued to head to Canada and eventually settled there, away from harm.
[img]http://lightninglance.com/LL-Art-Wolf%20Jacket%20Large.jpg[/img]
[B]Brian:[/B]
Now on to a more personal piece. This one of a kind denim jacket has a picture of a wolf on it. The wolf is one of my favorite animals, this species especially. This wolf jacket is unique from standard off brand wolf jackets. Standard off-brand wolf jackets are defiantly not my favorite. They usually have a wolf howling in a forest, or in an open field towards a full moon. Wolf's don't always howl towards full moons, but rather can come out and howl at any time. Wolf's communicate with their howls as we communicate with languages. As an Englishmen might use English to speak, a wolf will howl. Wolf's like to howl at night because there are no cars or people to disrupt their resonating frequency. Wolf's are almost like robots in the sense that they resonate at 16Hz with their howls. They may call a pack leader from another tribe and signal for food, or simply search for another mate. Wolf's are able to travel fast because of their long range howling, and through evolution developed steel bone marrow. Wolf's are most certainly a creature of the night.
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[B]Brian:[/B] Denim jackets also work on women as well. They have arm sleeves that fit all sizes, and come in over 3 different shades of blue.
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[B]Brian:[/B]
Here is a horse embroidered denim backpack for the kids. When they go to school they need something to ride on, so hourse will work well. They defiantly need to look stylish so they will be denim sporting. With denim you will be the coolest kid in school and so will your kid. They have quiltedpach and a nice work along bench. Bench for press and bench pressing will increase your muscle mass. Muscle mass is not needed to carry a denim backpack. Only denim will work.
[B]Brian:[/B]
Help!, you might say, I don't know what kind of denim to buy or wear?
I have just the thing for you, it's my critically acclaimed Denim survival guide VHS tape.
A.M radio transmissions too? You betchya, just tune it to 92.5 in any Midwestern Canadian territory between 6:00 am and 7:30 am every other Sunday!
Being lazy? Well just give my secretary Cathy a call at 808-1191 extension 48a and and ask for Sam martin (If he starts talking about his wife hang up and call Cathy again, and ask for Marcus)
Held against your will by pesky parents and age restrictions? Well go down to our children services center located at 21'st and 5th in Santa Fe New Mexico, they can help there.
Hostage to our low prices, YOU BET YOUR SILLY ASS. The VHS and instruction pamphlet are free and shipping is only 5.99 in the continental U.S.
Please save me FROM THESE LOW PRICES. The convenience of this package is almost FRIGHTENING.
Brian Reynolds out.
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You can make paper out of Denim
Hi I didn't read this ridiculous thread.
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Used to know a guy who wore double-denim everyday at college.
He was not popular.
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I never noticed denim is spelt as denim
[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;17058806]Used to know a guy who wore double-denim everyday at college.
He was not popular.[/QUOTE]
lol
My dad wears denim.
Can I be cool?
denim is soooo out .
who wears denim
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Wow, a lesbian who loves jews.
Who would have "thunk" it?
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You put rosie in a serious thread?
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;17059015]You put rosie in a serious thread?[/QUOTE]
no
All I know about denim is that homosexual people wear denim.
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My dog howls sometimes. He also wears denim.
you do realise that the denim community refers to people who like to be spanked and done by leather clad daddies
but you like that, don't you, jeanboy
Evisu jeans are the shit.
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;17058998]denim is soooo out .
who wears denim[/QUOTE]
People who wear jeans. A.K.A. millions of people
I like to wear jeans.
Not the tight ones though, they are horrible (unless they're on a woman of course)
Jeans and other Denim-wear is wholly uncomfortable in my opinion
It's like wearing worn-out sandpaper and it's heavy and uncomfortable in heat and it doesn't really insulate well either
DENIM & LEATHER... brought us all together... it was you! Who set the spirit free.
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Denim rulez
[QUOTE=Fishy's 5th alt;17064336]Jeans and other Denim-wear is wholly uncomfortable in my opinion
It's like wearing worn-out sandpaper and it's heavy and uncomfortable in heat and it doesn't really insulate well either[/QUOTE]
Yeah well you're probably fat and wear huge sweatpants all the time
yeah you can be cool like this guy
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Defiantly. :downs:
black skinny jeans FTW. :smug:
[QUOTE=TH89;17065007]Yeah well you're probably fat and wear huge sweatpants all the time[/QUOTE]
No, I'm skinny and wear underarmor and REI pants
You guys so denim, can I join the group?
I have a denim jacket in my room, never wear it though. Denim and leather = Old school Metal.
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