Worst tripe to hit the music industry (just as bad as Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black)
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Some youtube comedian analyzing the song
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Another song where the rythm is actually not that bad at all, but the lyrics just destroys it all.
Well, she has bonus point over rebecca black: she doesn't look like an overgrown tumor.
It's just bad music not entertainingly bad.
In reply to that song, goddamnit you look like a fucking prostitute.
Okay i can understand music changing over the years. And i accept the fact that people making music will end up with tons of cash regardless of how educated they are / how good of a person they are.
But seriously shit like this pisses me off.
She has less talent than anyone i know, the singing is all tuned via computer and with this one single i bet she will be able to get a nice house / do sweet fuck all for a decent ammount of time.
I'ts annoying knowing that some one who makes music this bad can earn so much money with so little effort whyle there are millions of people out there working every day just so they can just to afford a normal car and a house.
i dont give a fuck what you say that video is awesome
Oh my god, just saw the facebook group "I could eat alphabetti spaghetti and shit out better lyrics than Cher Lloyd"
Joined.
Tbh, I think whoever made the music video did a pretty good job making her look good. Not her exactly, more like making the VIDEO look good.
Her sense of style it so shit.
Does Jagger have to do with Mick Jagger or did she randomly use a word that rhymed with Swagger?
I don't like the "unique" look a lot of the woman are trying to pull off these days.. Damn you Gaga, as catchy as your music is!
[QUOTE=Mein Bratwurst;30951812]Does Jagger have to do with Mick Jagger or did she randomly use a word that rhymed with Swagger?[/QUOTE]
Probably doesn't even know who Mick Jagger is.
scrubber from a council estate in a very shit part of England goes on the X Factor / Britain has no Talent and this is what happens
british TV ruins lives (ours not hers, I bet she's fine with a ton of money and cocaine)
lol, she's wearing sweats. watch out everybody, sweats are now in!
And Brits shit talk American music.
bro i roll with sweats everywhere
I think the only reason people like this get popular is because people are interested in it. Then the views go up and with more views, it gets popular. Especially if it has 2 million+ views and horrible ratings.
I listened to Rebecca Black after listening to this and it made Friday sound like a masterpiece in comparison.
if thats what swagger jagger is, i dont want it
its an STD that makes you terrible at making music
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COUNT THE MONEYYYyy
Yes, post these links everywhere and make her famous too!
Bitch is dressed like a ghetto christmas tree.
yeah thats really really fucking terrible
Is that bitch from My name is Earl?
She sounds and looks kinda like her.
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The way she says
get ur game ueueueueueup
is weird.
She was good on the X-Factor, I wonder what went wrong.
Right I just listened to it, and to be honest, it would have been all right if the lyrics made any sense at all. And it didn't feel like it's three different songs shoved into one. And if it didn't have that annoying club-y beeping sound that only reminds me of Slendy's theme tune.
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At least she can sing. There's no way you can say that about Rebecca Black.
Swagger Jagger sounds like a type of disability.
"Doc, is it bad?"
"Sorry son, you've got Swagger Jagger"
I've figured it out! Jagger is a Serbian clothing manufacturer. So clearly, someone is trying to steal her clothes.
[quote=youtube]Is America and Britain in some sort of competition to make the worst ever song, usa have friday and we have this! your move america...[/quote]
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Heh.
[editline]16th July 2011[/editline]
Heh.
[editline]16th July 2011[/editline]
Shit.
[editline]16th July 2011[/editline]
Shit.
Also:
[quote=youtube]She's a fool to herself, carrying around that massive stereo when she's listening to it* on headphones![/quote]
This song reminds me of the intro song for that stupid Vh1's show "The fabulous life of..." that went something like this:
You wanna walk like me, talk like me, dress like me, get the best like me! When I say "fab" you say "life" fab-life-fab-life
Along with this rhythm:
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oh my fucking god
if this is so bad why in the [B]FUCK[/B] would you spread it around
SHIT LIKE WHAT YOU ARE DOING ARE THE REASONS EVERYONE HEARS REBECCA BLACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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