So me and my brother were cleaning the minivan. This would not be notable, except for the fact that there were penis mushrooms growing in the little garden thing we have by the side of our house. Don't believe me? Here's a picture I took of one of them:
[IMG]http://imgur.com/B4NSGl.jpg[/IMG]
The distortion you see is not because of the crappy photo, but because of the pure insanity of the penis mushroom.
The best part is that it releases this wonderful stench that, I kid you not, smells exactly like semen. So my brother and I where trying to clean the minivan while the stench of fresh semen permeated the air; occasionally giving each other looks that said "this can't be for real". Apparently God has a sense of humor. I just wanted to share this with you all. :v:
did you suck it
rated rainbow
stick it in your pooper
Congratulations. You found a mushroom that looks like a phallus, just like the thousands of other mushrooms that do.
:bravo:
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I thought this topic was going to be about genital warts.
Start a succesful dildo farm.
Shit thread.
If that's a penis, you've got a nasty tumor.
[QUOTE=CupUp;18946714]If that's a penis, you've got a nasty tumor.[/QUOTE]
Hey, don't be such a [B]dick.[B][/B][/B]
I still don't believe that semen has a smell, unless it dried onto something...
[QUOTE=Shibbey;18946604]Start a succesful dildo farm.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Like a plantation of penii. That would do well in today's produce industry.
That's a stinkhorn, they smell like rotten flesh to attract flies. And you say it smells like your semen? :geno:
[QUOTE=tomw;18946831]That's a stinkhorn, they smell like rotten flesh to attract flies. And you say it smells like your semen? :geno:[/QUOTE]
My brother and my dad also agree that it smells like semen. :tinfoil:
how do you know the smell of semen?
o_o
[QUOTE=Itacious;18946918]My brother and my dad also agree that it smells like semen. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
You asked your dad?
"DAD DAD! DOES THIS MUSHROOM SMELL LIKE SEMEN!?"
"Why yes it does, but lets ask your mom, she should know."
[QUOTE=pyschomc;18946938]how do you know the smell of semen?
o_o[/QUOTE]
Who doesn't :smug: