• Government Sponsored Prostitute Vagina Cleaning Services
    46 replies, posted
So I have been turning this over a while in my mind and I believe that a goverment sponsored organization to clean prostitutes' vaginas should be a neccesary part of our society. I have designed this thread as a petition for members to sign who support this idea. It will then be sent by me via email to PETA since prostitutes are under their care. The benefeits are numerous and obvious, but for the sake of good organization I shall present them below: - Clean hooker vaginas will obviously attract more customers to this bustling business and will cause an increase of cash inflow into the economy. Seeing as prostitutes are headed by pimps(alpha males) who will spend the cash on a large variety of objects (crack), a large sum of currency will be injected into the economy, acting as a continual stimilus. - Clean hooker vaginas will drastically decrease disease spread around all continents by 45% (except Africa (AIDS) and australia (immune to diseases)). Over 95% of all women in the world will be fucked at one point in their life, and 100% of the male population has slept with a prostitue. Obviously with these figures, hygenic cunts would be the cure to many problems such as Arthritis and Gengivitis (and any other -itis problems we have). -Hookers with clean vaginas will now have something to pride themselves on and would take better care of the other parts of their body to compete with the vagina. This means the following harmful things would be expelled from their lives: -Drugs -Saggy boobs -Droopy faces -Bill Clinton -Junk Food -Macs - Clean vaginas will decrease air pollution by 75%. It has been proven that green house gases multiply and spread around a dirty vagina, because the vagina naturally drips carbon dioxide. This pollution paired with the horrible carbon dioxide smell that comes across as fish is a constant plague in areas of the world such as India and Rome. - Cleaning hooker vaginas would require many employees and thus the crisis involving job shortages would be eliminated. This would also stop riots and protests surrounding illegal immigrant migrations as 50% of them are hookers, increasing the business tenfold with each 20 that enter the country. As you can see if you took the time to read this very pursasive list, the cleaning of hooker's vaginas would benefeit the whole world and bring us closer to a utopian society. You are free to add reasons why this would be helpful to society, and to sign the petition simply copy and paste the paragraph below inserting your user name into the (insert name) sections. [B]I (insert name), willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP[/B] [B](Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches.[/B] [B](insert name)[/B] [B]HAPPY CHERYL YOU FUCKING WHORE?[/B] Best of luck to us all, no doubt PETA will be a powerful ally in the cause for vagina cleaning!!!
At least precautions are being taken. Hookers are very dangerous creatures.
Yes, prostitution is a very lucrative trade, and this plan would help people's preconceptions about whore cunts.
And yet neither one of you fuckers signed it.
Shit's is just to risky.
Oh, there was a petition? If you had it highlighted/emboldened/underlined, then I would've been able to see it better (thus increasing my chances of signing it). Consider that in your future petition-signing escapades.
Shut up Cheryl, we all know your whore vagina needs a good scrubbing.
Can registered sex offenders work as vagina cleaners?
Obama likes them bitches.
[b]I Face Melter, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. Melter of Faces.[/b]
Thank you for your contribution.
about time
We need more signatures.
its brilliance is in its [B]simplicity![/B]
I mookman22, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. mookman22
NO! I don't want the government interfering with my hookers! Buncha fuckin socialists.
Come on guys, sign this! [B] I gnoob, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. gnoob[/B]
[QUOTE=1chains1;23675650] -Hookers with clean vaginas will now have something to pride themselves on and would take better care of the other parts of their body to compete with the vagina. This means the following harmful things would be expelled from their lives: -Drugs -Saggy boobs -Droopy faces -Bill Clinton -Junk Food [B]-Macs[/B] [/QUOTE] Macs. [IMG]http://www.blorge.com/images/FivereasonstodetestMacs_ABB0/imac_thumb2.jpg[/IMG]
[b]I DemonDog, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. DemonDog[/b]
:wtc:
I Spycrabz, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. Spycrabz
I Aurablock, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. Aurablock
Hopefully Facepunch will examine my vagina one day.
We'll give you priority status.
I, Oman, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. Oman [editline]06:59PM[/editline] I'm fitting in :downs:
Coming along nicely! If we keep this up PETA will have no choice but to help us in our cause! Also I saw you punk mods moved this thread to general discussion.. I spent 15 minutes looking through fast threads trying to find it before I just clicked my fucking name.
[B]I Broo20, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. Broo20 HAPPY CHERYL YOU FUCKING WHORE?[/B] I had to leave it in there.
[B]I Jad Hinto, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP[/B] [B](Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches.[/B] [B](Jad Hinto)[/B] Finally, now I can stop having to pay the extra fee from the pimp.
I, JustExtreme, willingly and full heartedly support the creation of the OFCP (Organization For Cleaning Prostitutes) and all of its' additional branches. JustExtreme
Not signing it now that you said that. [editline]07:45PM[/editline] you cunt
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.