I was playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 today and I was on a roll. I crept up to this one sniper who was dominating my team, and pulled out my pistol. Then it hit me. If I killed this sup3r 1337 sn1p3r he might rage and become violent in life and possibly massacre hundreds of thousands of people. So being the nice guy I was, I shot him in the foot and he turned around and killed me. Though I didn't end the massacre in the game, I allowed him to continue being happy and not ending up as a possible crazed gunman committing massacres in real life. So facepunch, you ever saved someone's life?
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This story fucking sucks.
No man, I have a gift for saving lives!
I see your name holds true.
Worst parody '11.
Using the same logic you should kill yourself OP.
Dumb parody.
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