Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.
Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?
Just get a cleaner.
I mean, tell Johnny to get a cleaner.
[QUOTE=I got dat fresh;20041651]Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.
Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?[/QUOTE]
Not at all.
Also OP is page king/queen.
Cleaners are cheaper
I doubt that she'd use the "I have some dignity" card tho.
Make Johnny get an all-purpose prostitute :ms:
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Also OP is page king/queen.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to 2010
Depends on the prozzie really.
Prostitutes aren't good cleaners for your money。. Hire a professional.
I'm sure it's not in her job description.
[QUOTE=evilking1;20041676]Cleaners are cheaper[/QUOTE]
Maybe not. My parents wanted to get a house cleaned before they sold it?
The cheapest place wanted $80 per person an hour, and all of them required that you hire at least two or three of their staff.
So unless this ho' costs $200+ an hour, maybe he has a point :v:
[QUOTE=I got dat fresh;20041651]Now this is all hypothetical. Seriously, I'm not talking about me or my friends, it's just made up.
Let's just say there's a guy, we'll call him Johnny, who has used prostitutes in the past. He is familiar with one particular prostitute, let's call her Sparkle, and he has her phone number. Now, let's crank up the ridiculousness a bit; Johnny's parents are coming to visit but it's a last minute thing and Johnny's place is a serious mess. Johnny immediately thinks 'I could get Sparkle to go around and clean the place before my parents arrive'. So, here is the question, do you think Sparkle would be offended that Johnny wants her to clean his place; would she be thinking to herself that this is an easy trick or would she be thinking 'I'm no cleaner, I'm a hooker damnit'?[/QUOTE]
Yo, Johnny you got rid of the body. The boss isn't feeling so good. So go hire a hooker to do it you fool. your in the mafia now.
Sounds like a movie plot :D
Tell her to dress up as a sexy French maid and to clean up, tell her it turns you on, then she'll go through with what she thinks is your strange fetish.
Just say it's your fetish.
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[QUOTE=rathat48;20041797]Tell her to dress up as a sexy French maid and to clean up, tell her it turns you on, then she'll go through with what she thinks is your strange fetish.[/QUOTE]
yeah like that
Maybe if she does Johnny will find out she's misunderstood and he'll go out to the store and buy nice dresses and shoes for her and show her off to his parents, then Johnny and Sparkle will get married and grow old together
This is fucking stupid.
[QUOTE=IllegalPaste;20041900]This is fucking stupid.[/QUOTE]
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She chose to be a freelance fucker and not a freelance cleaner for a reason.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;20041872]Maybe if she does Johnny will find out she's misunderstood and he'll go out to the store and buy nice dresses and shoes for her and show her off to his parents, then Johnny and Sparkle will get married and grow old together[/QUOTE]
Pretty woman?
I think that Sparkle would suck off Johnny's semen, but not clean anything else. Therefore Johnny must cum all over the place.
do it yourself?
[QUOTE=rathat48;20041797]Tell her to dress up as a sexy French maid and to clean up, tell her it turns you on, then she'll go through with what she thinks is your strange fetish.[/QUOTE]
where is the genious rating for this :(
No, I wouldn't be offended,
I mean no, she wouldnt be offended.
OP watched this video where guys hired amateur models and took pictures of them cleaning. After like 3-4 models the place was clean.
Wish I could find the video, so I could show OP is a double decker doucher
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