Last night I tried to pay a hooker for a hug. I drove down to the adult motel where there are always girls standing out front. Before I could even park one was waiting at my door and she asked me if I needed a date. I told her yes and she said she had her own room. We went in and I sat down on the bed and she started laying out the price. She told me it was 200 for an hour or 50 for a bj. I told her I just wanted to hug for a little while and wanted to know what it would cost. She looked a little pissed and told me we could cuddle after sex. But I reiterated my statement that I only wanted to hold her and how much would it cost. She told me to get out and when I asked why she said because I'm a cop you idiot. So I walked out a little confused and when I opened the door there were two guys in bulletproof vests waiting outside and the door to the room next door was open. There were two more cops in there and when I looked in they both turned away and started laughing like schoolgirls. One of the other two told me I was free to go but he never wanted to see me around there again so I got in my car and drove home.
I can give you a hug!
If you're so desperate that you pay for hugs...
This is what I imagine a 7 year old thinks hookers do.
FREE HUGS! Only costs one plane ticket.
What this can't be real. Too good.
I think a real hooker would accept the request though.
To get revenge for not getting a hug you should rat out the cop to anyone who tries getting a hooker at that motel.
[QUOTE=RedCzar;27991116]To get revenge for not getting a hug you should rat out the cop to anyone who tries getting a hooker at that motel.[/QUOTE]
Yeah dress up like a hooker stand outside and walk up to every one and say in a sexy voice "this building is full of cops".
This is too good to be true. I am fucking dying here. PRICELESS.
Wait, is prostitution illegal?
Damn, there goes my life plan...
wait a second
that would have been entrapment on their part, you understand that?
you walked to a motel
and then she went up to you and talked to you
you didn't solicit anything, you had it offered to you
[QUOTE=Treybuchet;27991208]wait a second
that would have been entrapment on their part, you understand that?
you walked to a motel
and then she went up to you and talked to you
you didn't solicit anything, you had it offered to you[/QUOTE]
He would still get charged. Haven't you ever seen Cops?
[QUOTE=DisasterWolf;27991176]Wait, is prostitution illegal?
Damn, there goes my life plan...[/QUOTE]
it is legal in many eu countries, just pimping is illegal
That's odd. I thought they arrest you right when you pick them up. I've never heard of them waiting until you get back to "their room".
Since when do hookers buy their own hotel rooms anyway?
I call bullshit.
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;27991230]He would still get charged. [b]Haven't you ever seen Cops?[/b][/QUOTE]
:downs:
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;27991252]it is legal in many eu countries, just pimping is illegal[/QUOTE]
No it's illegal unless you're registered i think.
[QUOTE=sami-elite;27991112]What this can't be real. Too good.
I think a real hooker would accept the request though.[/QUOTE]
It's from 4chan.
[QUOTE=Coridan;27991267]That's odd. I thought they arrest you right when you pick them up. I've never heard of them waiting until you get back to "their room".
Since when do hookers buy their own hotel rooms anyway?
I call bullshit.[/QUOTE]
They have to discuss prices and exchange money before they can arrest him.
I used to be friends with a hooker turned exotic dancer, she was one of the nicest people ever.
Nicest person during sex too.
[QUOTE=Explosions;27991295]:downs:[/QUOTE]
Haven't you seen Reno 911?
I'm trying really hard to not make a joke with my nickname.
That's good, it probably wouldn't be very funny anyway. :buddy:
You should have said "I'll give you $5 for a hug."
I pissed myself.
You should have offered her a smoke
this thread is goty
Godamn, Facepunch has some massive introverts on it.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;27992111]
Okay OP.[/QUOTE]
He obviously wanted to share the story with everyone he could...
[QUOTE=Perfumly;27992111][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/316ad69dc4825db4ca96680341ddc97c.png[/img_thumb]
Okay OP.[/QUOTE]
I posted this on 4chan and facepunch..
I just want a hug...
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