TSA Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport - Polidicks

[IMG]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/tpllib/img.php?im=cat_124/2389.jpg&w=240&h=179[/IMG] [quote]Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner. "[B]The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face.[/B] That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news. The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers. "What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.[/quote] SOURCE:[url]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?a=2389&c=124[/url]

Only a matter of time before this happened

Uh oh.

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[QUOTE]He was then seen doing his 'O' face.[/QUOTE] lol

[QUOTE]He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.[/QUOTE] I would say "Give the man some dignity", but you know what, just fuck it.

[quote]"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.[/quote] Prepare for the shitstorm. [QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;26298737]lol[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s297/Chris122990/frame_0_1.png[/IMG]

[quote]"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.[/quote] How professional.

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[quote=Some TSA asshole]"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.[/quote] This fucking disgusts me, what a pathetic, sorry-ass attempt at defending these stupid-ass machines. These things need to be taken offline. Find another way to look for weapons, this is too far.

I knew this would happen at some point. Also Rodney Schroeder is an asshole.

[QUOTE=GunFox;26298857]Source?[/QUOTE] I found a couple by searching the thread title, but here is one i pulled randomly. [url]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389[/url]

[QUOTE=**Chris**;26298894]This fucking disgusts me, what a pathetic, sorry-ass attempt at defending these stupid-ass machines. These things need to be taken offline. Find another way to look for weapons, this is too far.[/QUOTE] It's a retarded thing to say, but I take the machines over the alternative. I'm sorry, but I value my life more than the sanctity of your private areas. And I value other's lives more than the sanctity of mine. But goddamn, what the fuck would make a person think that this is a good idea? the guy was obviously mentally dysfunctional.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this article, lacking a source, and with a statement as inflammatory as [quote]"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park,"[/quote] going uncited, it's bullshit. [QUOTE=elitehakor v2;26298969]I found a couple by searching the thread title, but here is one i pulled randomly. [url]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389[/url][/QUOTE] Hm. [url]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/[/url] Looks legit.

this came off the daily squib, i just googled it. it's not on cnn. lol.

Find asexuals to operate the machines.

[QUOTE=General_Xing;26298727]Source?[/QUOTE] sourced added in OP

[QUOTE=XIII_GT;26299011]sourced added in OP[/QUOTE] Daily Squib is a much more retarded version of The Onion. Not a real news source.

[QUOTE=Regulas021;26298975] [url]http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/[/url] Looks legit.[/QUOTE] I could bet that this was a hoax. I can't imagine some one actually doing that.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26299002]Find asexuals to operate the machines.[/QUOTE] Oh, I'm an asexual! Yes. Very asexual. I don't care about sex at all. :ninja:

It might be a fake article but i could definitely see it happening Not that I would [I]want[/I] to see it happen.. hehe

[QUOTE=The golden;26299019]This a million times. These bullshit scans solve nothing. Airport security in general solves nothing. I remember reading a news article awhile ago on something about airport security. One of the commenter was an security officer in an airport in Canada. He actually had the balls to admit that airport security is a farce and doesn't actually solve anything.[/QUOTE] I'm not understanding why you are so bothered by this. Why is everyone so sensitive about it? Grow the fuck up, men have penises and women have vaginas.

[QUOTE=Regulas021;26299022]Daily Squib is a much more retarded version of The Onion. Not a real news source.[/QUOTE] Yeah..I think I just realized that just now lol woops

[QUOTE=The golden;26299071]Sorry, but I don't like strange men grabbing my junk beacuse the paperclip on my jeans (zipper was broken) set off an alarm. You may like having your testes fondled, but some of us don't. And I'm sure the women don't like have their breasts groped either.[/QUOTE] I'd rather have my testicles "fondled" as you say than die.

-snip- this story is horseshit.

[QUOTE=The golden;26299149]I guess you're right. Think of all those people with spoons and forks that would get on the airplanes if they weren't stopped![/QUOTE] What? How about the guy with a bomb in his underwear a while ago? You cannot claim that people are not trying to kill people on planes.

What a trooper.

Well, this happened sooner than I expected.

[QUOTE=Glaber;26299195]Well, this happened sooner than I expected.[/QUOTE] Actually, it didn't.

[QUOTE=melonmonkey;26299044]I'm not understanding why you are so bothered by this. Why is everyone so sensitive about it? Grow the fuck up, men have penises and women have vaginas.[/QUOTE] The only people I want feeling my junk (or the area around it) are my girlfriend and my doctor.