• Man remanded in custody for 'having sex with a drain
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[url]http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/inothernews/15075284.Man_remanded_in_custody_for__having_sex_with_a_drain_/[/url] [QUOTE]A man has been banged up after he was hauled before the court for allegedly having sex with a sewer gate [/QUOTE]
probably a better lay than my ex
Must be hella tight, though.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;51800072]Must be hella tight, though.[/QUOTE] Tight, and Stiff
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;51800072]Must be hella tight, though.[/QUOTE] And wet
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;51800072]Must be hella tight, though.[/QUOTE] And full of shit. Banging a sewer gate cannot be healthy for you and mini-me.
I don't know why, but this made me flash back to a few years ago when me and my mum were in hysterics after reading an article in The Sun; that a man went to court for having sex with a horse, but he wasn't charged because he "had no stable address" :v:
:sex101: [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=513jP1SUgnQ[/media]
sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;51800455]And full of shit. Banging a sewer gate cannot be healthy for you and mini-me.[/QUOTE] Well most people clean it out first when they're committed to doing it.
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;51800567]Well most people clean it out first when they're committed to doing it.[/QUOTE] I imagined that he just went in and threw caution to the wind.
This is a family-friendly site, get these lewd perverts with anime avatars outta here.
no one cared to look into the drain, but a prison octopus was sucking his cock yep
He needs to get his dick out of the gutter
Well his court case will be a drain on resources.
I'm sewer he'll make it out just fine.
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