im gonna do this to my children
only im gonna do it every single morning until the day they move out to annoy the fuck out of them.
best
fucking
dad
DAD OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS
Wow ban violent video games. child torture simulators.
I bet any other kid would start crying or throw a hissy fit
what a champ
i want to be like this man
he is the best father
hahaha
wow this is awesome. from the comments: "I love how the dog just sorta looks at you as if this isn't exactly a new sight"
He makes really good DOOM music from his voice.
The gun is bouncing as he walks which is WRONG.
[QUOTE=rrunyan;31876282]The gun is bouncing as he walks which is WRONG.[/QUOTE]
have you played doom at all???
Hahaha this is great!
awesome dad
My parents used to do this to me. Only it wasn't with a precise supersoaker. It was with a glass of water.
You guys are lucky, my dad used two cooking lids and started a parade in my room 'till i got up.
i'm gonna shoot nerf bullets at my kid till he wakes up
My dad used to be an army lieutenant so he just yells :(
One time I went camping with my dad, and he used his sandals to hold up the curtains in my bedroom in our crappy caravan.
If we knocked the curtain down in our sleep, he would wake us up by smacking his sandals together above our faces, getting sand in our eyes.
I got a bamboo stick across the legs when i slept in.
me and my 2 brothers slept on one giant bed and we all got hit at the same time, We all screamed at the same time.
We do that to our little bro when he refuses to wake up.
He's 15 and he punches us when we do it.
this guy sounds exactly like someone on my steam friends list
i wonder
ITT Facepunchers thinking they will be dads someday.
My dad locks my 3 crazy golden retrievers in my room when he wants to get me up
[editline]23rd August 2011[/editline]
Or if my cat wants me to get up she'll bite my nose
i laughed so hard.
[QUOTE=Carne;31877755]My dad used to be an army lieutenant so he just yells :([/QUOTE]
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