• Babies say hilarious things
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I guess It's partially my falut with my toddler siblings language. One just told the other "Imma whoomp ya ass" the other replied "Shut ya face-ass up!" A while ago I heard one crying and then scream out as loud as a dump truck "FUCK YOU BIIIIITCH!!!!" Have you heard children say things so hilarous you couldnt even punish them for it? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread" - Greeman))[/highlight]
They're going to turn into little shits that no one likes.
What a fucked up family.
[QUOTE=Ferret++;20103875]There going to turn into little shits that no one likes.[/QUOTE] Qft
Bloody hell... their language is fucked up! They'll grow up into stoners and shoot heroin up their arms everyday...
It's not funny, they're going to turn into pieces of retarded useless shit. I want to hear you say you can honestly laugh in 10 years.
That's our future right there! I can't wait to be helped in the retirement home 'Excuse me can I get a new blanket? Fuck ya old gramps!".
The only people they curse at is eachother and rarely so. How is cursicg tied to being unsuccessful and evil?
They're too young to be learning these words. Obviously they learned them from someone, and it will just cause them to think that they can say/do whatever they want. You should punish them for it. When I was that age I thought that "stupid" was a bad word.
10 bucks they are from America.
My nephew says abbabaababa and just general gibberish now personally I think that's much more hilarious than them swearing.
They get punished. But they fuck you bitch time I let go. They know how to act in public.
It'll be funny when they beat your ass or rob your wallet.
[QUOTE=Jund;20104210]They're too young to be learning these words. Obviously they learned them from someone, and it will just cause them to think that they can say/do whatever they want. You should punish them for it. When I was that age I thought that "stupid" was a bad word.[/QUOTE] I thought "dude" was a swear word.
Are you guys fucking serious? I know this is Facepunch, but goddamn some of you are saying some retarded shit. They are [b]toddlers[/b] using [b]curse words[/b]. Even if I put aside the fact that they don't know what these things mean, it's still stupid to say they'll grow up badly. The concept of curse words being censored at all is ridiculous in the first place is silly and punishing the children for not understanding our stupid fucking traditions is the kind of shit people should be discouraging, rather than saying the parents are to be blamed for something. If it weren't for some things being regarded as bad, the children wouldn't be able to bunch curse words in with being bad. And when these kids find out the words they've been using are bad, since they don't want to change their ways, they'll think being bad is okay. Its a gateway that's directed at our youth and it makes me sick. The only people we should blame are those that don't try to disband tradition like that. /rant
[QUOTE=blafnigem;20104978]Are you guys fucking serious? I know this is Facepunch, but goddamn some of you are saying some retarded shit. They are [B]toddlers[/B] using [B]curse words[/B]. Even if I put aside the fact that they don't know what these things mean, it's still stupid to say they'll grow up badly. The concept of curse words being censored at all is ridiculous in the first place is silly and punishing the children for not understanding our stupid fucking traditions is the kind of shit people should be discouraging, rather than saying the parents are to be blamed for something. If it weren't for some things being regarded as bad, the children wouldn't be able to bunch curse words in with being bad. And when these kids find out the words they've been using are bad, since they don't want to change their ways, they'll think being bad is okay. Its a gateway that's directed at our youth and it makes me sick. The only people we should blame are those that don't try to disband tradition like that. /rant[/QUOTE]It's not because they're swearing, it's because they sound like moronic assholes at the age of two.
And again, if it weren't for tradition they wouldn't be considered assholes. so it isn't his fault. [editline]01:19PM[/editline] Apparently I'm offending people. Well expected.
[QUOTE=blafnigem;20105349]And again, if it weren't for tradition they wouldn't be considered assholes. so it isn't his fault.[/QUOTE] Obscenities are considered rude, even if they weren't as bad as fuck, you wouldn't want these kids to learn to be rude at the age of two.
I can't wait until society stops being so prudish about curse words. It's the intent that counts. It's wrong to say: "Fuck you!" That's not nice. It's not so bad to say: "Get those Haitians some fucking water!" .. and yet some people would find it offensive. I know we have this thing where we don't want kids to curse, but it's a broken idea. It's becoming harder and harder to shelter children from the world, and doing so is often pretty dumb in the first place. They should just know what adults know - there are a lot of people you wouldn't swear in front of.
[QUOTE=Shugo589;20105413]Obscenities are considered rude, even if they weren't as bad as fuck, you wouldn't want these kids to learn to be rude at the age of two.[/QUOTE] I know, however I would not not punish my children, just tell them how people can be offended by such things and how it isn't tolerated in society. But I would make sure to point out that it means nothing more than tradition, and that they should think from their instinct rather than from how they're constantly told. [editline]01:25PM[/editline] Thanks, Metanoia
[QUOTE=blafnigem;20105458]I know, however I would not not punish my children, just tell them how people can be offended by such things and how it isn't tolerated in society. But I would make sure to point out that it means nothing more than tradition, and that they should think from their instinct rather than from how they're constantly told. [editline]01:25PM[/editline] Thanks, Metanoia[/QUOTE] You wouldn't punish your kid if he went to his teacher and said "fuck you?" You'd be a terrible parent.
[QUOTE=Shugo589;20105521]You wouldn't punish your kid if he went to his teacher and said "fuck you?" You'd be a terrible parent.[/QUOTE] I would If I had already told him it offends people. I'm not saying that though. The OP did say his siblings know not to say that in public.
Swearing isn't bad, just like farting isn't bad. But in some scenarios it's considered rude to do either, and if you had a thimbleful of manners, you know when and when not to swear. These toddlers already have really shitty ( :v: ) behavior ingrained into their vocabulary and actions. That's bad, they're socially handicapped essentially.
[QUOTE=blafnigem;20105555]I would If I had already told him it offends people. I'm not saying that though. The OP did say his siblings know not to say that in public.[/QUOTE] They shouldn't tell anyone "fuck you" either in public or in private. Think of any synonym for "fuck." Let's say "screw." They shouldn't say "screw you" either in public or private. It's not nice whether the vocabulary they use is obscene or not.
I knew what you meant. Kindness is a different subject, so I ignored it. Of course I would want my kids to be kind.
[QUOTE=blafnigem;20105671]I knew what you meant. Kindness is a different subject, so I ignored it. Of course I would want my kids to be kind.[/QUOTE] Then it doesn't matter the vocabulary they're using, if they act towards each other yelling "fuck you," they aren't learning to be kind.
AGAIN I understand. Stop repeating yourself.
Wow little kids saying shit like that. They're gonna grow up to be assholes.. My 8 year old brother knows all the words but he's smart enough not to say them. On a more humorous note, my little brother called a train an "oreona". That's right. Or-Ee-On-Uh :hurr:
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;20105893]Wow little kids saying shit like that. They're gonna grow up to be assholes.. My 8 year old brother knows all the words but he's smart enough not to say them.[/QUOTE] Read the OP again. They're toddlers.
Ugh, I hate babies. They smell, they cry and are generally annoying. [editline]10:48PM[/editline] I have no soul.
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