You all ready to die... again? California preacher predicts world about to end - Polidicks

[img]http://media.news.com.au/cs/newscomau/v2/_shared/base/css/images/icons/homepage-title.png[/img] Source: [url]http://www.news.com.au/technology/california-preacher-predicts-world-about-to-end-again/story-e6frfro0-1226167269385[/url] [release] • Preacher says world will end ... next week • Says whole world will be annihilated • Incorrectly predicted end of world in May [B]IT'S time to batten down the hatches one more time and prepare for yet another Doomsday  next week, in fact  according to the pastor who previously incorrectly predicted the world would end May 21.[/B] This time 90-year-old Harold Camping has set the positively final date for October 21 and says it won't be pretty. "The whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect) are under the judgment of God and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011," he says on his website, FamilyRadio.com. Camping, who suffered a mild stroke last June shortly after his May Doomsday prediction failed to materialise, previously claimed the world would end in 1994. His explanation for the faulty spring deadline, according to the website, is that God's salvation program ended that day and for the next five months everyone was under final judgment. [url=http://www.familyradio.com/]Read more about Camping's new Doomsday prediction at FamilyRadio.com[/url][/release] Makes perfect sense, right everyone? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a life savings to spend on billboards advertising that the world will [i]without a doubt[/i] end.

Oh man I'm fuckin ready for this. I have been waitin' since May, come on Harold don't fail me this time!

3rd time's a charm, eh?

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

The rapture IS COMING! brace for anal impact

Hasn't he learned his lesson already?

Come at me God. Again.

[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;32788865]3rd time's a charm, eh?[/QUOTE] Oh, hell yeah

That's just a few days before my birthday, come on :( [editline]14th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Delta616;32788875]"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."[/QUOTE] Don't worry, in a week you won't be!

taking bets on what day he falls back to

[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljwxgqakZ1qhufygo1_500.png[/IMG] this was made the last time he predicted rapture but I think it still works

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;32788886]That's just a few days before my birthday, come on :( [/QUOTE] The 2012 apocalypse is a few days before my 21st birthday. Fuck, I don't want an apocalypse before my 21st, It's going to ruin my evening out at the Casino! Also 2 apocalypses in 3 years is a bit too much, fucking slow down God. We need some time to chill out after the first one before you can throw another curve ball at us.

[quote]FamilyRadio.com[/quote] Is this the place to be telling everyone the world will end?

[QUOTE=Villein;32788958]Is this the place to be telling everyone the world will end?[/QUOTE] I dunno if the world is gonna end I sorta think the whole family needs to be informed.

It better not, dammit, I gotta fix my grandma's air conditioner in her rent house on the 22nd. Had to request the day off and everything, and I'm gonna be PISSED if we don't get that fixed. >:C

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;32788886]That's just a few days before my birthday, come on :([/QUOTE] It happens on my step-sister's birthday.

My body is ready. Cranium, augmented. Typhoon system upgraded. [B]I never asked for this.[/B] (just trying to get in all of the deus ex memes before anyone else feels the obligations.)

Somebody better end the world soon, these apocalypse predictions are getting annoying.

Alzheimer's. 'nuff said.

Where's the big seven headed beast and impersonators of biblical prophets then?

I've survived God's attacks countless times. I am the one man God fears.

Oh boy, here we go again!

[QUOTE=Smug Bastard;32789119]Where's the big seven headed beast and impersonators of biblical prophets then?[/QUOTE] Well, the seven headed beast is in my backyard.

He's freaking 90 years old. Who the fuck listens to someone who is 90 years old. When people get that old they pretty much revert back to being whiny little children in their mind. He's talking out of his ass. When you stop talking coherently, people should stop giving a fuck about what you have to say.

[QUOTE=Quark:;32789145]I've survived God's attacks countless times. I am the one man God fears.[/QUOTE] So did all of us. [u][i][h2]We are ALL the people God fears![/h2][/i][/u]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32789163]So did all of us. We are ALL the people God fears![/QUOTE] God fears all men :v:

I thought that asshole had a stroke that shut him down or something. Hopefully nobody is dumb enough to give up their life savings THIS time around.

[QUOTE=Smug Bastard;32789119]Where's the big seven headed beast and impersonators of biblical prophets then?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim/2011/06/13/AP110613032710_620x350.jpg[/img] There's the 7 headed beast/prophet impersonators right there.

I knew my birthday would be special!

It's funny, these people claim to be devout Christians, yet it clearly states in the Bible that it's impossible for any human to correctly estimate the time of Armageddon. :v: