How do I get my landlord to not steal his furniture. - General

I moved into a place that was fully furnished, it is a pimps palace. The problem is, he wants to take the couch and love seat in this apartment and switch it with his. His is great but not as nice as this. "Mine" has recliners on each end and the fabric is better. Plus, it just fits the look, the other stuff will look awkward. I pretty much moved into this place because it looked so well done. This is a crappy thread, but I ask you, what can I do to not get him to switch it. I'm up for any suggestions except murder and sexual favors.

Blow him and then kill him. (I'm so funny and edgy.)

Tell him to buy it from you, unless you're renting from him, if you are [img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/052/812/original/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif?1275684729[/img]

Tell him no.

Politely tell him why you don't want to make the switch, and if he gets upset, offer him like fifty bucks or something as compensation (you shouldn't have to, but he's your landlord, whatcha gonna do)

have sex with him

rub shit into the furniture?

Kill him then blow him.

Go into his house, put a single frame of gay porn on his TV and leave it on. He'll get screenburn of a dude's dick and not need his couch anymore because he won't use it for TV watching and really what else is a couch good for.

[QUOTE=wlzshroom;25501325][img_thumb]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/052/812/original/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif?1275684729[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] My god I hate this fucking meme so much.

Blow him then live with him and have of the sexual relations.

HAVING SEX IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING, BLOW HIM Shut the fuck up. You're not funny. @OP, since he's your landlord, you're probably fucked. But talk to him about other deals, tell him you'll pay him if you can keep some of the stuff, but chances are you're screwed, but its better to have tried and lost than not tried at all

Come on, my suggestion was pretty good.

[QUOTE=trent_roolz;25502513]Come on, my suggestion was pretty good.[/QUOTE] yeah it was fucking hilarious where did you come up with that idea come on and MAspiderface I hope you're proud of yourself all you do is rate dumb on every post on facepunch you're so edgy and hilarious

[QUOTE=Protocol7;25502566]yeah it was fucking hilarious where did you come up with that idea come on and MAspiderface I hope you're proud of yourself all you do is rate dumb on every post on facepunch you're so edgy and hilarious[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=65969&dateline=1281324565[/img]

[QUOTE=Protocol7;25502566] and MAspiderface I hope you're proud of yourself all you do is rate dumb on every post on facepunch you're so edgy and hilarious[/QUOTE] Do something. Go to him breh.

[QUOTE=Protocol7;25502566]MAspiderface I hope you're proud of yourself all you do is rate dumb on every post on facepunch you're so edgy and hilarious[/QUOTE] You shouldn't care, it's just a vb4 rating under your post, get some balls

[QUOTE=Craptasket;25502660]You shouldn't care, it's just a vb4 rating under your post, get some balls[/QUOTE] also Bhb: give me a link to your raitng script Bhb: its in high demand over in cool cats aa (2): i aint using no script Bhb: lmao Bhb: you mean ur rating every post Bhb: hand by hand aa (2): yes Bhb: fuckin dork hes not even using a script thats how sad he is

maspiderface, someone was banned for a month for overusing a rating, stop it. superglue yourself to the chair.

Ejaculate all over the furniture, leaving stains. I'm sure he won't take it.

Tell him that you moved into the place because it looked so well done, and if he takes it, you'll consider moving out.