I'm mad at my brother and I want to stab him! (Serious) - General

This isn't a troll thread. So me and my family keep getting these internet problems where our connection keeps disconnecting and re connecting so it's a pain in the ass. My mom is supposed to be home now, my grandma left an hour ago and I'm sitting here with my door barricaded. So my internet shuts off and asks me "How do you fix it?!" He told me he has no idea and so I yell "LIAR!" so then I keep asking me (he obviously fucked with my internet) and then he responds with I don't know for the 14th time and he slam the door. My bone dinosaur statue falls off my shelf from the vibration and I know it was his fault. So I go into his room and grabs him, push him on the ground and fucking sits on his head. then he gets me out of his room and I find that my dinosaur is broken so I yell "OHHHH FUUUCCKKK" and I hear him laughing. 15 minutes later I walk right into his room, he looks back at me with a "Get the fuck out" stare. and I walks out and go down stairs. He asks me "What are you doing?" no response. I open the cabinet and get a knife out. I go up stairs with a knife in my hand. He say "You're not going to stab me, chicken shit." and I fucking charge at him with the knife but he close the door right before it stabbed him. He then barricades the door with some shit. TL;DR Brother fucks up with my internet and pretends he doesn't know jackshit also, this is not a parody thread. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Crap thread" - birkett))[/highlight]

Mehh parody EDIT: Also, fuck you, we don't know if he's dead or not yet..

Fucking kick his ass.

Internet's working now, but I'm still mad at this fucker!

Wait what thread is it parodying anyway?

parody thread, move along everyone.

Molotov.

Dahahahaha This is hilarious, great parody thread :golfclap:

Play alien swarm

2 great threads on top of each other

lol

:golfclap:

Get a bat and smash his stuff.

smashed his door and now it's all fucked up.

stab him!!

How's your dinosaur?

wow maybe you should talk to him.

You forgot to say you ate apeshit...

:golfclap:

[quote]So my internet shuts off and asks me "How do you fix it?!"[/quote] [quote]and I walks out [/quote] [quote]so then I keep asking me [/quote] [quote]I go into his room and grabs him[/quote] [quote]he close the door right before it stabbed him.[/quote] It would be funnier if some things would make more sense

Great, great

You've missed some details from the other thread

Either this is trolling, parody or just goddamn miserable.

Good parody thread, good idea.

Trololol. Also get yourself some counseling. But you may be a man that likes his dinosaur statues.

Parody threads are a ban reason.

This is going down in Facepunch history.

I wanted to do this so many fucking times in the past.

Embrass him in front of his girlfriend. ;)

[QUOTE=BrQ;23498358]It would be funnier if some things would make more sense[/QUOTE] Yeah I kept getting confused who was doing what. Apparently his brother closed the door after the door stabbed him.