i put spongebob music over that useless $400 juicer - General

[video=youtube;tOgIHOtSZGo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo[/video] [sp]Not actually me just copy/pasted the title to best represent the video[/sp] Fitting as fuck

i only heard that it doesnt require a press to get the juice out. I didnt realise it needed some retarded setup and connection to the wifi.

I bought one of these and I have to say I'm surprised the walkthrough of the first time setup didn't cover this, but it seems they left out the step where you need to acquire a goat's head and consume the blood of a virgin on the 7th full moon in the year at exactly midnight GMT 0. Easy step to forget. The instruction manual says this step isn't necessary but is recommended for full calibration of the juicer.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;52197010]I bought one of these and I have to say I'm surprised the walkthrough of the first time setup didn't cover this, but it seems they left out the step where you need to acquire a goat's head and consume the blood of a virgin on the 7th full moon in the year at exactly midnight GMT 0. Easy step to forget. The instruction manual says this step isn't necessary but is recommended for full calibration of the juicer.[/QUOTE] You paid for it oh my god WHY You had to have known about the goat heads, its all over the news

Why do I need a smartphone to use a machine that makes juice?

[QUOTE=gnampf;52197329]Why do I need a smartphone to use a machine that makes juice?[/QUOTE] DRM

[QUOTE=gnampf;52197329]Why do I need a smartphone to use a machine that makes juice?[/QUOTE] Gimmicky shit. The better question is why does it need a camera and why does it need to be linked to the Internet of Shit. Oh right so they can farm personal information and sell it off for bank and lock it to their specific bags. :v:

[QUOTE=gnampf;52197329]Why do I need a smartphone to use a machine that makes juice?[/QUOTE] drm, and so they can harvest your juicing habits then sell the information to advertising agencies [sp]i wish i was joking[/sp]

To think that the cunts behind this legitimately thought this was the answer to solve the US's obesity rate to release a $400 to press $3 of vegetables and fruit is incredibly sad You can make triple that of a 5 pack by purchasing all the shit yourself and putting it in a blender and it'll probs cost under $20

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;52197501]To think that the cunts behind this legitimately thought this was the answer to solve the US's obesity rate to release a $400 to press $3 of vegetables and fruit is incredibly sad You can make triple that of a 5 pack by purchasing all the shit yourself and putting it in a blender and it'll probs cost under $20[/QUOTE] You could buy a high-grade juicer cheaper than the Juicero.

[QUOTE=Reagy;52197454]Gimmicky shit. The better question is why does it need a camera and why does it need to be linked to the Internet of Shit. Oh right so they can farm personal information and sell it off for bank and lock it to their specific bags. :v:[/QUOTE] Like I'm all for convenience and utilizing technology given to us and I'm trying to think of ways that smartphone integration could be remotely useful and I'm drawing a full on blank

Is it just me or are her S's and T's kind of annoying to the ears

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;52197501]To think that the cunts behind this legitimately thought this was the answer to solve the US's obesity rate to release a $400 to press $3 of vegetables and fruit is incredibly sad You can make triple that of a 5 pack by purchasing all the shit yourself and putting it in a blender and it'll probs cost under $20[/QUOTE] I think it's a great solution: it forces people to drink less juice by making accessing that juice a total fucking faff.

Felt like you should've used [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7At4X6qq8M"]one of[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gCP-RvZIg&index=4"]these[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM3kl6qGXLE&index=16"]tracks[/URL] instead.

[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;52198081]Felt like you should've used [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7At4X6qq8M"]one of[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gCP-RvZIg&index=4"]these[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM3kl6qGXLE&index=16"]tracks[/URL] instead.[/QUOTE] The first two I would say sound more like a regular commercial, but that last one would go really great with it. :v:

[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;52198081]Felt like you should've used [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7At4X6qq8M"]one of[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gCP-RvZIg&index=4"]these[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM3kl6qGXLE&index=16"]tracks[/URL] instead.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure the first two aren't exclusively spongebob.

Goodbye Juice! Goodbye Juice! Goodbye Juice! [video=youtube;J8A0uUYuId8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8[/video] [B]Link:[/B] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8[/url]

[QUOTE=Ott;52198291]I'm pretty sure the first two aren't exclusively spongebob.[/QUOTE] Isn't most of the music from Spongebob public domain?

[QUOTE=TectoImprov;52198369]Isn't most of the music from Spongebob public domain?[/QUOTE] Yeah, first time I heard it though was in Ren and Stimpy.

[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;52198081]Felt like you should've used [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7At4X6qq8M"]one of[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gCP-RvZIg&index=4"]these[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM3kl6qGXLE&index=16"]tracks[/URL] instead.[/QUOTE] Dunno. I think this perfectly illustrates the clumsiness of it all

[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;52197910]it isn't, it literally is to farm personal information and sell it. he's not kidding.[/QUOTE] I get that, I'm talking about what you can even pass it off as

[QUOTE=gokiyono;52198939]Dunno. I think this perfectly illustrates the clumsiness of it all[/QUOTE] I know it's not really a song, but that Ukulele sound that sometimes accompanies punchlines would've worked when the juice came out.

So basically, it's a machine that squeezes juice pouches for you? Thanks kickstarter!

[QUOTE=Qwerty Bastard;52200517]So basically, it's a machine that squeezes juice pouches for you? Thanks kickstarter![/QUOTE] What makes it better, its a rip off another Kickstarter that actually did it right. [url]https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1793272089/juisir-juicing-without-the-cleaning[/url] Juisir has been in development long before the Juicero was even a concept, the whole thing screams rip off and cash grab to the degree the guys behind Juisir are openly mocking it for being a low quality clone thats been rushed into the market to make a quick buck off gullible idiots.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;52197010]I bought one of these and I have to say I'm surprised the walkthrough of the first time setup didn't cover this, but it seems they left out the step where you need to acquire a goat's head and consume the blood of a virgin on the 7th full moon in the year at exactly midnight GMT 0. Easy step to forget. The instruction manual says this step isn't necessary but is recommended for full calibration of the juicer.[/QUOTE] I didn't forget. :(

[QUOTE=Berman Slick;52204909]But Casey Neiigent, Nullgeint, Niggent, Naysent, whatever his name is, he said it was super cool in a video >:( If a huge YouTuber says it's cool it must be a good product, why else would millions of people agree with him without owning one themselves? Wait[/QUOTE] Wait he did?