[B]A lorry shed its load of baked beans across a motorway in Essex while taking "evasive action" to avoid a car, police said.
[/B]The southbound carriageway of the M11 was closed at about 15:00 BST after the accident between junctions six and seven near Epping.
Essex Police said the car crashed into a central reservation, leaving its driver with minor injuries.
[B]Police said the beans were spread across all three lanes of the road.
[/B]A force spokesman said: "A car went into a central reservation.
"As a result of that, a lorry has taken evasive action and has jack-knifed and [B]spilt its load of baked beans [/B]across all three lanes of the southbound carriageway."Tailbacks stretching back several miles built up in the area.
The lorry driver was unhurt, police said.
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[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-17788007[/URL]
I guess he spilled the beans.
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that higways gonna have gas troubles not only from the cars exhaustes but the beans to!!!!! :P
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[QUOTE=Andokool12;35651976]that higways gonna have gas troubles not only from the cars exhaustes but the beans to!!!!! :P[/QUOTE]
Tried too hard.
This story is oh so tempting.
Anyone able to make out which brand it is? It doesn't look like the blueish-green Heinz.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;35651976]that higways gonna have gas troubles not only from the cars exhaustes but the beans to!!!!! :P[/QUOTE]
u so funni!!1! XD XD
[h2]No.[/h2]
:v: sorry bout that.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;35651720][IMG]http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/20382/article_bfa180d2e2eaad31_1334938392_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg[/IMG]
[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-17788007[/URL][/QUOTE]
This image isn't as glorious as I imagined it in my mind.
I was hoping for some devastation like this, excuse the quick shop.
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/505b4f68d8e7729ff3e2ec60565baa92.png?1334958313[/IMG]
I thought there was going to be like a river of beans just flowing down the motorway.
Still pretty funny.
[video=youtube;vGbCEnfi0bU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGbCEnfi0bU[/video]
I was expecting something like this.
Expected a sea of orange, very disappointed.
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;35651726]I guess he spilled the beans.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlBxDleT30[/media]
SPEEL DA BEENS
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;35651726]I guess he spilled the beans.
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Why was he banned for this? The pun wasn't really THAT bad..
[QUOTE=Danny Lol;35654109]Why was he banned for this? The pun wasn't really THAT bad..[/QUOTE]
A bit hypocritical if you ask me, since there's a plethora of harsh puns about it.
[QUOTE=Danny Lol;35654109]Why was he banned for this? The pun wasn't really THAT bad..[/QUOTE]
puns in this section are a plague and i'm glad they're banned. I'd always see a thread and think "oh I wonder what intellectual opinions this might hold" only to find shitty puns for the entire first page and likely others. They'd be fine in moderation but everyone wants to farm funnies so on with the idiot parade it went.
[QUOTE=Parakon;35655787]puns in this section are a plague and i'm glad they're banned. [B]I'd always see a thread and think "oh I wonder what intellectual opinions this might hold"[/B] only to find shitty puns for the entire first page and likely others. They'd be fine in moderation but everyone wants to farm funnies so on with the idiot parade it went.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahahaha
I expected a road completely coated in beans in such a fashion that it looked like they were put there on purpose
[editline]20th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Parakon;35655787]puns in this section are a plague and i'm glad they're banned. I'd always see a thread and think "oh I wonder what intellectual opinions this might hold" only to find shitty puns for the entire first page and likely others. They'd be fine in moderation but everyone wants to farm funnies so on with the idiot parade it went.[/QUOTE]
that was a really good pun though
[QUOTE=Parakon;35655787][B]I'd always see a thread and think "oh I wonder what intellectual opinions this might hold"[/B][/QUOTE]
You do realize where you are, right?
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;35651726]I guess he spilled the beans.
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this isn't actually even a pun
the driver literally spilled the beans
you can see them there on the road
[QUOTE=Parakon;35655787]puns in this section are a plague and i'm glad they're banned. I'd always see a thread and think "oh I wonder what intellectual opinions this might hold"[/QUOTE]
[i]Hmm, a news article about baked beans - spilled in a public locale? I wonder what quaint, intellectual discourse I may find inside?[/i]
*monocle pops off, spits tea at screen*
[QUOTE=Parakon;35655787]puns in this section are a plague and i'm glad they're banned. I'd always see a thread and think "oh I wonder what intellectual opinions this might hold" only to find shitty puns for the entire first page and likely others. They'd be fine in moderation but everyone wants to farm funnies so on with the idiot parade it went.[/QUOTE]
Puns are the best part of this section.
No matter how unfunny, puns are guaranteed to make everyone smile.
[QUOTE=Danny Lol;35654109]Why was he banned for this? The pun wasn't really THAT bad..[/QUOTE]
it was glorious
[QUOTE=venn178;35656674]Puns are the best part of this section.
No matter how unfunny, puns are guaranteed to make everyone smile.[/QUOTE]
they're funny once in a while but the facepunch community can't be trusted to take anything in moderation and thus overdosed on it not unlike the common heroin addict.
[editline]21st April 2012[/editline]
I mean this thread is already derailed just for me mentioning them.
as such i'm sad baked beans are all over the road, they should be in stomachs.
[QUOTE=venn178;35656674]Puns are the best part of this section.
No matter how unfunny, puns are guaranteed to make everyone smile.[/QUOTE]
As soon as Starpluck sees a pun, he lets out a rage so hard that Manama is flattened.
Why ban that first Pun? Seriously Ive seen puns over homicides and crazy shit and you went and banned someone over a bean pun? WHAT?! Puns and Sensationalist Headlines kind of go hand in hand when applicable... and this was pretty applicable. Then again what do I know Im just a dumb poster
Last time it was marmite, now beans. What next, sausages and omelettes?
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;35651726]I guess he spilled the beans.
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Well he did.
I love baked beans so much.
[QUOTE=venn178;35656674]Puns are the best part of this section.
No matter how unfunny, puns are guaranteed to make everyone smile.[/QUOTE]
Even when they didn't they made this section unique, and I liked them.
Don't get why they should be a bannable offense personally.
[QUOTE=Parakon;35655787]puns in this section are a plague and i'm glad they're banned. I'd always see a thread and think [b]"oh I wonder what intellectual opinions this might hold"[/b] only to find shitty puns for the entire first page and likely others. They'd be fine in moderation but everyone wants to farm funnies so on with the idiot parade it went.[/QUOTE]
Hate to break it to you, but this is probably not the forum for you.
I mean, come on, even the title "Sensationalist Headlines" gives you a clue as to what sort of discussion goes on in here.
OT: Well, this is something you don't see everyday.
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