Chilean Weightlifter gives birth during training...Insert witty pun here. - Polidicks

:wtc: I know this is the 2nd news article I've posted within an hour but this has WTF written all over it. [quote](Dec. 15) -- A Chilean Olympic weightlifter who didn't realize she was pregnant got quite a surprise when she went into labor and gave birth during a training session. Elizabeth Poblete, 22, felt ill while working out Dec. 8 in a gym in Sao Paulo, Brazil, where she lives, the Daily Telegraph said Tuesday, citing the Brazilian Web site Globo.com. A doctor was hastily called, and Poblete gave birth to a boy. Mother and son were both taken to a hospital. The baby boy, named Eric Jose, was about three months premature. He remained in intensive care, the BBC reported. Doctors said Poblete must have been about six months pregnant. The strict diet and stringent exercise regimen observed by female weightlifters can cause irregular menstruation, which would explain why the birth was a "complete surprise," according to the head trainer at the gym. Poblete came in 12th in the 75-kilogram women's category at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.[/quote] TL;DR random weightlifter lady gives birth to a kid three months premature. Didn't know that she was even pregnant. source: [url]http://www.sphere.com/world/article/chilean-weightlifter-elizabeth-poblete-gives-birth-during-workout/19282730[/url] [img]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/4/641812/1260927056798.JPEG[/img]

Looks like she got an unexpected work out. :smug:

Oh god I can imagine it. Kinda like that guy who had an anal prolapse while weight lifting.

Good thing she was thirsty, because the water came a tad early. :smug:

One hell of a hernia

Reminds me of Dwarf Fortress. Soldiers giving birth while sparring or fighting.

"Oh god I shit myself bigtime ... [B]WHAT THE FUCK[/B]"

Someone post the picture of the weightlifter who's arse is turned inside out.

It's destined to be the new Rocky Balboa. [editline]01:20AM[/editline] Looks like that baby just couldn't... [i]wait[/i]

[QUOTE=SBD;18983202]Someone post the picture of the weightlifter who's arse is turned inside out.[/QUOTE] [media] [url]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zzejmP7KeCg/SK7pq6wu7yI/AAAAAAAAAXs/lZp0QY4PiOY/s320/weightlifter-1.jpg[/url][/media] Be careful of what you wish for.

[QUOTE=w1z;18983682] Be careful of what you wish for.[/QUOTE] Why do I constantly click media and spoiler tags before reading the posts... WHY!

Sounds like she had it [i]ruff[/i].

Oh God, that picture is horrible D:<

[QUOTE=Perfumly;18982465]Oh god I can imagine it. Kinda like that guy who had an anal prolapse while weight lifting.[/QUOTE] aaahhh oh god oh god oh god i saw one in our hospital once :Dawkins102:

Why would anyone have sex with a female weightlifter.. *sigh*

[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/3963/1260927056798.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Skwee;18984287]Why would anyone have sex with a female weightlifter.. *sigh*[/QUOTE] I like my cock being ripped off during a handjob.

What I'm wondering is: why the fuck was she working out if she was pregnant? Doesn't expecting mothers usually try to relax and prepare?

[QUOTE=SBD;18983202]Someone post the picture of the weightlifter who's arse is turned inside out.[/QUOTE] Why oh why did you have to name that incident :argh: :barf:

[QUOTE=Killerhurtz;18986593]What I'm wondering is: why the fuck was she working out if she was pregnant? Doesn't expecting mothers usually try to relax and prepare?[/QUOTE] She didn't know she was pregnant in the first place.

What is wrong with pregnant women these days, they shit out babies like nothing

[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;18986643]She didn't know she was pregnant in the first place.[/QUOTE] ...How the hell is that possible? 6-month pregnant women are usually VISIBLY pregnant... Plus, if she didn't have her period for 6 months in a row, I'd have started worrying if I was her. Ugh, I just don't get it. This case really makes no sense.

:smug:

[QUOTE=Perfumly;18982465]Oh god I can imagine it. Kinda like that guy who had an anal prolapse while weight lifting.[/QUOTE] Is that what I think it is? Like, your anus shitting itself out? [editline]02:24PM[/editline] How much did the baby [I][B]weigh?[/B][/I] :smug: [editline]02:25PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Killerhurtz;18986734]...How the hell is that possible? 6-month pregnant women are usually VISIBLY pregnant... Plus, if she didn't have her period for 6 months in a row, I'd have started worrying if I was her. Ugh, I just don't get it. This case really makes no sense.[/QUOTE] The [B]strict diet and stringent exercise regimen observed by female weightlifters can cause irregular menstruation[/B], which would explain why the birth was a "complete surprise," according to the head trainer at the gym.

Is that how they call it now, instead of "pregancy" they call it "complete surprise"?

[QUOTE=Hammertime;18986822]Is that what I think it is? Like, your anus shitting itself out? [editline]02:24PM[/editline] How much did the baby [I][B]weigh?[/B][/I] :smug: [editline]02:25PM[/editline] The [B]strict diet and stringent exercise regimen observed by female weightlifters can cause irregular menstruation[/B], which would explain why the birth was a "complete surprise," according to the head trainer at the gym.[/QUOTE] Irregular menstruation =/= missing menstruation. Plus, that doesn't explain she didn't notice her belly inflating.

My cousin didn't know she was pregnant until she went into labour. My Aunt thought it was her appendix.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;18986633]Why oh why did you have to name that incident :argh: :barf:[/QUOTE] that "incident" was false. sovs: [url]http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp[/url]

I'm not clicking that, Bomimo

unaware that she was pregnant? how can you???