• Biden Swims Naked, Upsetting Female Secret Service Agents
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swimming naked is fun tho
It's better than accidentally shooting someone at least.
This really sounds like the work of [URL=http://www.theonion.com/channels/joseph-biden/]"Diamond" Joe Biden[/URL]
if they really getting as miffed as the article implies, maybe they're not suited for a position in the secret service.
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;45567011]if they really getting as miffed as the article implies, maybe they're not suited for a position in the secret service.[/QUOTE] you would think someone with that sort of job would be able to deal with such minor things well, except the trips to delaware. I didn't even know that was a state
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;45567011]if they really getting as miffed as the article implies, maybe they're not suited for a position in the secret service.[/QUOTE] Well, in a way it could be sexual harassment. These people are law enforcement/federal agents. Just because they take that role does not mean they should be subjected to this nor does it make it acceptable. You would think biden would have some respect for the people protecting his life and just put some trunks on.
i'd at least ask first "hey, do you mind if i rock out with my cock out?"
[QUOTE=MR-X;45567104]Well, in a way it could be sexual harassment. These people are law enforcement/federal agents. Just because they take that role does not mean they should be subjected to this nor does it make it acceptable. You would think biden would have some respect for the people protecting his life and just put some trunks on. Or at least some common sense.[/QUOTE] but it clearly isn't sexual harassment he just likes swimming naked
[QUOTE=MR-X;45567104]Well, in a way it could be sexual harassment. These people are law enforcement/federal agents. Just because they take that role does not mean they should be subjected to this nor does it make it acceptable. You would think biden would have some respect for the people protecting his life and just put some trunks on. Or at least some common sense.[/QUOTE] It's not like he's jerking off to his bodyguards. He's swimming. If they're too squeamish to see a naked man then maybe they should find another job.
[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;45567137]but it clearly isn't sexual harassment he just likes swimming naked[/QUOTE] It's not sexual harassment, but I would consider it psychological trauma. Old guy wang...
Perfect picture choice. Goddamn 5/5[sp]cm[/sp]
It's actually a defense measure against snipers. For a sniper to shoot at him while he's swimming, they would have to see him naked.
its probably just a minor complaint they voice to their coworkers rather than a serious issue they have like 'oh god i have to watch biden swim with his wrinkly old cock out again tomorrow'
These agents need to grow the fuck up. A man should be entitled to swim naked if he damn well wants to. They should be looking out for his safety, not stairing at his nuts.
Old man cock is a regular sight in the locker rooms
If you can't handle seeing what somebody does in their personal time, your job should probably not consist of following a guy around 24/7.
At least they dont gotta see dick cheney naked
[QUOTE=Shadaez;45567303]its probably just a minor complaint they voice to their coworkers rather than a serious issue they have like 'oh god i have to watch biden swim with his wrinkly old cock out again tomorrow'[/QUOTE]Yeah, as much as I hate Biden and am in no way surprised that he's making the lives of everyone around him miserable because he's a diva, I really don't see Secret Service agents sobbing in the shower with their clothes on because they saw an old man's dick. They're people just like anyone else, so at some point they're going to engage in usual workplace bitching. [QUOTE=Dr.C;45567354]Old man cock is a regular sight in the locker rooms[/QUOTE]Personally I find the old man laugh-farts to be terrible. I can handle the wrinkledicks and saggy balls, I just don't look, but I can't exactly not smell the distinct scent of liver failure and Old Country Buffet. :l "so then I said <wordwords>" "HAAAA[b]brt[/b]HAA[b]brt[/b]HAA[b]brt[/b]HAA THAT'S GREAT."
I for one have no problem with old man cock, would I make a good secret service agent?
Haha, that quote from the article, "Biden makes his agents' lives so tough". Oh boo hoo you saw someone naked, cry me a river.
Didn't Lyndon Johnson supposedly piss on a Secret Service agent once? This seems a lot more tame.
[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;45567173][thumb]http://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/a82c37e/2147483647/resize/652x%3E/quality/85/?url=%2Fcmsmedia%2Fe3%2Ff5%2Fa66146244eefb6648f3a5c54c5af%2F140801-editorial.jpg[/thumb] "It's this big"[/QUOTE] that's pretty good for a softy, yo anyway if they cannot handle some dick in the secret service, how will they handle a situation where some guy comes flailing with dicks and dildos attached to him to kill Biden? I think we just found a legit way to get in close shit the FBI are outside
[QUOTE=TheLolrus;45568393]Didn't Lyndon Johnson supposedly piss on a Secret Service agent once? This seems a lot more tame.[/QUOTE] the golden stream of freedom
[QUOTE=TheLolrus;45568393]Didn't Lyndon Johnson supposedly piss on a Secret Service agent once? This seems a lot more tame.[/QUOTE] Johnson was fucking nuts. He was fond of cutting into the middle of cabinet meetings and calling a swim break, wherein he would strip naked, walk to the pool, and demand the rest of his cabinet also strip naked, which they often did, in order to swim. He was also fond of being naked in general. He was very confident in his junk and nicknamed his penis Jumbo, and he had no problem whipping it out to show people, invited or not. He would sometimes need to go to the bathroom in the middle of a discussion and would just get up and head into the loo, expecting the other not to break and keep talking, following him into the actual stall on occasions, where he would have no problem dropping his pants and taking a shit while continuing the conversation. He had a weird fucking complex about gifts, too, and was corrupt as fuck, potentially being a organizer of a brothel in a hotel not far from Penn Ave called the Quorum Club that was a popular meeting place for politicians and owning a crony media company out west that he politically benefited with tax breaks and bringing down competition. There's reasonable suspicion that he was involved in mob networks and funny business, and there's a pretty weird coincidence that involves a series of ongoing trials against Bobby Baker, who was LBJ's right-hand-man and protege and was nicknamed Little Lyndon, and the Kennedy assassination. If you believe in conspiracies, there's a decent explanation that Baker's and/or Johnson's connections killed Kennedy to prevent Johnson from going down in flames. Knowing Johnson and his ruthless pursuit of power, this wouldn't surprise me, but I believe that LBJ didn't have knowledge if that was the case. This is just speculation on the fringes of history, though. [url]http://spartacus-educational.com/JFKbakerB.htm[/url] Some LBJ facts: [url]http://mentalfloss.com/article/18463/lbj-president-who-marked-his-territory[/url] A wonderful biography I've read by esteemed Kearns Goodwin: [url]http://www.amazon.com/Lyndon-Johnson-American-Dream-Presidential/dp/0312060270[/url]
Oh no a human body
It says right in the article that he swims naked in his own pool. [i]At his own house[/i]. I don't see the problem.
[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];45568504']Johnson was fucking nuts. He was fond of cutting into the middle of cabinet meetings and calling a swim break, wherein he would strip naked, walk to the pool, and demand the rest of his cabinet also strip naked, which they often did, in order to swim. He was also fond of being naked in general. He was very confident in his junk and nicknamed his penis Jumbo, and he had no problem whipping it out to show people, invited or not. He would sometimes need to go to the bathroom in the middle of a discussion and would just get up and head into the loo, expecting the other not to break and keep talking, following him into the actual stall on occasions, where he would have no problem dropping his pants and taking a shit while continuing the conversation. He had a weird fucking complex about gifts, too, and was corrupt as fuck, potentially being a organizer of a brothel in a hotel not far from Penn Ave called the Quorum Club that was a popular meeting place for politicians and owning a crony media company out west that he politically benefited with tax breaks and bringing down competition. There's reasonable suspicion that he was involved in mob networks and funny business, and there's a pretty weird coincidence that involves a series of ongoing trials against Bobby Baker, who was LBJ's right-hand-man and protege and was nicknamed Little Lyndon, and the Kennedy assassination. If you believe in conspiracies, there's a decent explanation that Baker's and/or Johnson's connections killed Kennedy to prevent Johnson from going down in flames. Knowing Johnson and his ruthless pursuit of power, this wouldn't surprise me, but I believe that LBJ didn't have knowledge if that was the case. This is just speculation on the fringes of history, though. [url]http://spartacus-educational.com/JFKbakerB.htm[/url] Some LBJ facts: [url]http://mentalfloss.com/article/18463/lbj-president-who-marked-his-territory[/url] A wonderful biography I've read by esteemed Kearns Goodwin: [url]http://www.amazon.com/Lyndon-Johnson-American-Dream-Presidential/dp/0312060270[/url][/QUOTE] He also killed JFK. EDIT: Oh wait, you mentioned that he probably killed Kennedy. Okay, then here's another fun fact. Nixon thought he killed Kennedy.
[QUOTE=zakedodead;45569078]Oh no a human body[/QUOTE] I hate how people excuse anything to do with nudity with this. Yeah, yeah it's a human body and we all have one and whatever, but dismissing stuff like this for [I]that[/I] reason seems stupid to me. Like when the news accidentally flashed a penis and the people on the show gasped at it and everybody was all "wow look at these adults gasping at a human body." It has to do with the presentation and situation. This particular thing was at his own home though, so obviously it's not a problem.
[QUOTE=TheWindow;45569168]I hate how people excuse anything to do with nudity with this. Yeah, yeah it's a human body and we all have one and whatever, but dismissing stuff like this for [I]that[/I] reason seems stupid to me. Like when the news accidentally flashed a penis and the people on the show gasped at it and everybody was all "wow look at these adults gasping at a human body." It has to do with the presentation and situation. This particular thing was at his own home though, so obviously it's not a problem.[/QUOTE] imo people should get over nudity in any situation (with obvious exceptions)
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