The Mythical Tunnel Between CERN and Central Italy - A new invention by the Italian minister of Publ - Polidicks

From [URL="http://slashdot.org"]slashdot.org[/URL]: [quote][I]"Mariastella Gelmini the Italian minister of Public Education and Scientific Research complimented the researchers for the recent (supposed) discovery of [URL="http://science.slashdot.org/story/11/09/22/1841217/cern-experiment-indicates-faster-than-light-neutrinos"]faster-than-light neutrinos[/URL]. Her press release mentions that Italy funded the construction of a '[URL="http://cassandralegacy.blogspot.com/2011/09/something-is-deeply-wrong-minister-and.html"]tunnel between the CERN [in Geneva] and Gran Sasso [the labs in Central Italy][/URL].' Google maps reports the distance between the two labs as over 900km — but of course once the tunnel is open to traffic the trip will be much faster."[/I][/quote] And this is just one of the many reasons why Italy is shit. [URL="http://science.slashdot.org/story/11/09/25/223216/The-Mythical-Tunnel-Between-CERN-and-Central-Italy?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed"]Source[/URL]

fuck italy.

Wait, what? How do you afford to build a huge tunnel when your leader is balls-deep in girls he's paying a thousand a day?

[QUOTE=Cone;32488419]Wait, what? How do you afford to build a huge tunnel when your leader is balls-deep in girls he's paying a thousand a day?[/QUOTE] by make italians even more poor?

[QUOTE=enricociccio;32488438]by make italians even more poor?[/QUOTE] I guess, but I'm surprised this was deigned worth doing when your leader is a frumpy, sex-crazed mob boss. Seems more like money he'd think would be worth going to fueling parties, y'know?

[QUOTE=Cone;32488419]Wait, what? How do you afford to build a huge tunnel when your leader is balls-deep in girls he's paying a thousand a day?[/QUOTE][B]There is no tunnel. Neutrinos can travel through solid matter.[/B]

[QUOTE=TerabyteS_;32488593][B]There is no tunnel. Neutrinos can travel through solid matter.[/B][/QUOTE] This. Point is that she is just [h2]fucking dumb[/h2]

[QUOTE=TerabyteS_;32488593][B]There is no tunnel. Neutrinos can travel through solid matter.[/B][/QUOTE] go to tell to Gelmini, she is a mindless whore who cut the school bugdet for nothing

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;32488637]This. Point is that she is just [h2]fucking dumb[/h2][/QUOTE] And the Italians agree! [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0AvBt5S7c80/Tn7NyZW6BSI/AAAAAAAADl0/P3iiL_t19ls/s1600/155326463-0e11b89b-fb97-4e2f-a6c5-1cba2c78bafc.jpg[/IMG]

You're daily what the fuck moment.

[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;32491635]And the Italians agree! [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0AvBt5S7c80/Tn7NyZW6BSI/AAAAAAAADl0/P3iiL_t19ls/s1600/155326463-0e11b89b-fb97-4e2f-a6c5-1cba2c78bafc.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]yeah

[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;32491635]And the Italians agree! [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0AvBt5S7c80/Tn7NyZW6BSI/AAAAAAAADl0/P3iiL_t19ls/s1600/155326463-0e11b89b-fb97-4e2f-a6c5-1cba2c78bafc.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'm guessing that is Italian, can someone translate?

[QUOTE=toaster468;32494393]I'm guessing that is Italian, can someone translate?[/QUOTE] Something about ignorance.

Our lady of ignorance?

Blissful ignorance

Beautiful ignorance? Probably "Blissful ignorance"

I sure hope this tunnel will open to traffic soon. It means I can sleep with my secretary and be home earlier than my wife expects.

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;32495236]I sure hope this tunnel will open to traffic soon. It means I can sleep with my secretary and be home earlier than my wife expects.[/QUOTE] Just travel by car made of neutrinos and you afre free to use it right now.