Stephen Colbert Running in South Carolina - As Herman Cain - Polidicks

[quote=Mediaite]Stephen Colbert wasn’t able to get his name on the ballot in South Carolina despite polling at around 5% (better than [B]Jon Huntsman[/B]!) down there, mostly because he didn’t even try. This is a problem for the SuperPAC that has definitely nothing to do with him, but they found a solution: find another name on the ballot no one is actually campaigning under, and squish Colbert in there. To that end, here is an (Non-)ColbertPAC ad endorsing “Herman Cain.” The ad notes that “the people of South Carolina are frustrated,” but advises that there is, indeed, one name on the ballot that they can believe in: [B]Herman Cain (at this moment, Stephen Colbert appears)[/B]. To reassure the public, it notes that “he’s such a Washington outsider, he’s not even running for president!” There are also some elderly dancing cheerleaders and other bits of surrealist Americana.[/quote] The Super Pac ad is inside: [URL]http://www.mediaite.com/online/new-colbert-superpac-ad-encourages-sc-to-vote-for-herman-cain-stephen-colbert/[/URL] [img]http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o145/thrawn2787/hermancain.gif[/img]

Hermain Cain wins, I can trust my gut at times like this!

brilliant.

Haha, this is interesting.

i like how it takes him 15 seconds to smile.

[QUOTE=thisispain;34253578]i like how it takes him 15 seconds to smile.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/400682/october-25-2011/herman-cain-s-campaign-ad[/url]

That overly long gradual smile got me

Well I never thought I'd say this but time to vote Herman Cain.

I can see Colberts cavities, neat

I was expecting black-face too, but Colbert doesn't need that to be hilarious. [editline]16th January 2012[/editline] Plus, the economy. :v:

[QUOTE=Dantai;34253741]I can see Colberts cavities, neat[/QUOTE] Watch the video I posted. He had just finished smoking a couple cigarettes.

Herman Cain 2012

I love you Stephen.

holy shit he NAILED the face

I don't get how it works, but I'm all for it!

BREAKING NEWS: HERMAN CAIN WINS BY LANDSLIDE Republican nominee Cain says: "I was sitting on my toilet and everyone came into my bathroom and screamed I won what the fuck is happening."

Just out of interest how would this actually work? I know there is no chance of him getting a sizable number of votes, but just what if?

[QUOTE=Jsm;34254030]Just out of interest how would this actually work? I know there is no chance of him getting a sizable number of votes, but just what if?[/QUOTE] If he did win it I think the points would still go to the real Herman Cain (so basically wouldn't count for anything). Colbert is just throwing a wrench in the primary / trying to see how much support he can get. [quote] I don't get how it works, but I'm all for it! [/quote] Colbert can't get on the ballot, Cain can't get off it (even though he's out of the race). So Colbert is telling people to vote for Cain if they really mean him. If suddenly Cain gets a shitload of votes then Colbert might run in other states. Also it's an open ballot, meaning you don't have to be a registered republican to vote (independents and democrats can get in on this too), so he really might have a chance of this working really well.

I think Colbert would actually make a good president. U.S politics is a fucking joke, and he's a comedian.

If this goes through, I'd be proud to have my first vote for president to go to Colbert.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uwo5coKxuE[/media]

I actually really wish he could actually win, that'd be amazing.

Someone post a verision that can be used outside the US?

[QUOTE=Stockers678;34259732]Someone post a verision that can be used outside the US?[/QUOTE] Such as the one in the OP? Worked fine for me.

I died when he smiled at the end. I'm still laughing

aww, they didn't keep the "i am america" song

Why is Colbert getting votes for Cain? What does it mess up?

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;34264232]Why is Colbert getting votes for Cain? What does it mess up?[/QUOTE] It takes away votes form other candidates I guess. I'm not sure what exactly happens if Cain wins, though that's very unlikely.