I don't remember last night wholly, so I can only tell you bits and pieces, and the results. You guys try to guess what happened, because honestly, I haven't got a fucking clue. Uhh... I remember cleaning pieces of banana from all over my body, it was pretty much stuck to my hair. There are also pieces of a banana peel on the floor, stuck. The whole room smells of puke, and there are what appears to be either shit stains or rotten banana peels on the floor. I remember my uncle walking in on me sleeping fully naked on the covers with a razor in my ass. He asked me if I just didn't sleep well, and then he should've left, but I clearly remember myself being aware of the fact that the door never really closed, so he might still be here. I still smell of piss, rotten bananas and puke, and my asshole is hurting. Here are some of the things I apparently said to my friend while drunk.
(I removed my steam name for privacy reasons)
Me: hey you thre?
Me: yo would nit beliebe how bucking hung ovet i am'
Me: jeus fuck my uncle walked in on me full naked on my bed with a banaanain my face and a razor in my ass
Me: i dont know how drunk i was but i think id id somq crazi shi and im stl shaking''
Me: oh god m shaking
or this
Me: jesus my wole room smells of puke
Me: i think im better ow i took a shower and got the banana out of my hair
Me: also i was fast asleep when the
Me: razor was in my ass so i dunno f he actually saw anyrhing but the roo, still smells of puke
Well the whole night was a fucking disaster, but hey, at least I learned something. Never drink even more to get drunk when you already are.
pfft lightweight
When I drink I never go overboard just because I don't want to wake up like that. Wondering what the fuck I did the night before.
I was out at my buddies cabin and we got so drunk all I remember is sitting up in the loft laughing like scooby doo, and lots of laughter.
I prefer to remember the good time I had haha.
So many questions
Most of them begin with why
and all of this after two beers
Switch to meth
[QUOTE=Andokool12;33145112]Switch to meth[/QUOTE]
Yeah pile on some salvia after just for good measure.
I'm gonna guess that you got really trashed, ate a banana, and puked it up all over the place (and maybe fell it in afterwards). God knows how you wound up with a razor in your ass. Maybe you shouldn't drink :v:
[QUOTE=SilverHammer;33145161]I'm gonna guess that you got really trashed, ate a banana, and puked it up all over the place (and maybe fell it in afterwards). God knows how you wound up with a razor in your ass. Maybe you shouldn't drink :v:[/QUOTE]
I just found this
Me: im givibg a banada a blowjob xd
me: oh f uck aim druml
[QUOTE=Slawter;33145194]I just found this
Me: im givibg a banada a blowjob xd
me: oh f uck aim druml[/QUOTE]
Hmm, stick to wine coolers...
is there a reason you're substituting the word fuck with buck
Sounds like a disaster.
reminds me of the time i got drunk on makers mark and tried to do DCS: A-10 missions on live stream and invited Facepunch. Woke up in my computer chair with puke in my hair and all over my Xbox 360 and procaster still running. I STILL wont watch that recording out of fear of what I'll hear.
I just realized I have pants on, but I'm not wearing any underwear
[QUOTE=Slawter;33145316]I just realized I have pants on, but I'm not wearing any underwear[/QUOTE]
Stop being such a rebel please that's not very hygienic
Pfft, once I woke up with beer bottles on all my fingers while on the roof of an apartment complex with four dead dogs and a hobo high on cocaine
You aren't a real man until that happens
[QUOTE=Quark:;33145369]Pfft, once I woke up with beer bottles on all my fingers while on the roof of an apartment complex with four dead dogs and a hobo high on cocaine
You aren't a real man until that happens[/QUOTE]
pics or didn't happen
Ha, OP, might want to remove the link to you steam account from your fp profile if you really want privacy
You gave a banana a blow job? Wow.
[QUOTE='Poesidan [GAG];33145437']Ha, OP, might want to remove the link to you steam account from your fp profile if you really want privacy
You gave a banana a blow job? Wow.[/QUOTE]
It doesn't link to anything
Well, that's what happens when you get drunk dear. Now, have you heard of sex? It'll make you do crazier things. Don't even try that marijuana stuff!
I've been wasted once or twice and all that shit about passing out, not remembering the night before and seeing double vision is all a bunch of bullshit. All you do is act like a fool and feel sick. Being drunk is pretty fucking pointless if you ask me... unless you're depressed.
[QUOTE=seano12;33145527]I've been wasted once or twice and all that shit about passing out, not remembering the night before and seeing double vision is all a bunch of bullshit. All you do is act like a fool and feel sick. Being drunk is pretty fucking pointless if you ask me... unless you're depressed.[/QUOTE]
I was
Wait your ass hurts and there is banana everywhere?
You must be the amazing atheist.
Great night huh? The worst is waking up in a jail cell next to a black guy named 'Bubba.'
Maybe you were trying to shave all that hair in your ass and got so sleepy you forgot to take it out. You should try again, even though you're saying you never will, to see the outcome. Might be the same. Or maybe you'll wake up with the razor in your mouth and the banana up your ass.
Don't worry OP, last Monday I woke up in a fat-chicks bed, but all I can remember from the night before was struggling with her Bra and throwing up all over her bathroom.
[QUOTE=Frankiscool!;33145308]reminds me of the time i got drunk on makers mark and tried to do DCS: A-10 missions on live stream and invited Facepunch. Woke up in my computer chair with puke in my hair and all over my Xbox 360 and procaster still running. I STILL wont watch that recording out of fear of what I'll hear.[/QUOTE]
Upload it... NOW!
[QUOTE=BlackRainbow;33145804]Upload it... NOW![/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1086553?highlight=[/url] heres the thread.
Went from playing A-10 to KA-50 to Super Deep throat.
Were you drinking by yourself?
Sounds like you got [I]Slawtered[/I].
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