So yeah. I just found two cats just outside my backyard parking lot. They're both Siamese cats and they look gorgeous. Their previous douche bag owner left them in a cage. Both of them in a small cage about the size of a medium card board box. He/she left the cage open and it had alot of food all over the floor but no water dish.
Now before you start giving me hearts and shit. I don't know what to do with the cats. We already have 2 cats of our own and they're very territorial. They started fighting with the new cats as soon as they got out.
So now. I ask Facepunch. What do I do? I was thinking of giving the cats to a animal shelter but only kittens get out of there so that would be somewhat cruel of me. Anyone in Toronto, Ontario area would like two new cats?
Take them to the vet.
Give them to me.
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;17472625]I was thinking of giving the cats to a animal shelter[/quote]
You have your answer
I don't live near you though, and I prolly wont be able to have them.
Build a catapult that launches them into your neighbors yard. Loud meows and crashes will ensue.
Get it cat-apult.
sell them.
Shoot them 13 times with an air rifle
Turn the cats into fighting cats.
From what I've seen when people really care and want to give away cats here, they make like a little stall in front of a Supermarket or popular store, with the kitties and offer people to take care of them for free. I personally got a kitty this way. but then i gave it away to my neighbor
If I lived in Toronto, I would have them but... I live in England... so yeah ;__;
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;17472676]Shoot them 13 times with an air rifle[/QUOTE]
i see your reference
[QUOTE=CaptainSnake;17472625]I don't know what to do with the cats. We already have 2 cats of our own and they're very territorial. They started fighting with the new cats as soon as they got out. [/QUOTE]
Isn't it obvious then?
Get all the cats to fight and keep only the strongest, only it is worthy of bumming off you and your family.
Thanks for all the advice I think..
On a completely unrelated note here. The new cats now control the first floor with the scratching post and sofas while our old cats control the bottom floor with the litter box and food dispenser.
Also one of the new cats pissed on our new carpet and my dad is yelling at me to kick them out.
go to some place buisy and have them with you and just ask as many people as you can. Bring a sign or something and get a friend to hold it.
Sounds to me like those were the stray cat catching cages (which are retarded), and that there's a good chance the cats aren't even strays and are just outdoors cats.
In these tough economic times, cats look pretty delicious....
Better yet, ask 2 random strangers to hold the cats while you search for something, then run off :buddy:
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;17472676]Shoot them 13 times with an air rifle[/QUOTE]
Sarcastic friendly
i live in aurora and would love one...
but my parents will say no cause of allergies.
It's simple.
Eat one, and burn the other one for enjoyment.
[highlight]For the love of God, DON'T let Lankist get them![/highlight]
:gonk:
[sp]If you don't get it, take a look at this thread: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=817775[/sp]
I live in Kitchener-Waterloo and for real I'd be willing to look around to see if anyone wants them.
PM me, tell me if that's a good idea and I'll post on Facebook and look around and shit.
Don't want kitties to go unloved.
Put them in a bong and smoke the bong
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[QUOTE=Mister B;17473048][highlight]For the love of God, DON'T let Lankist get them![/highlight]
:gonk:
[sp]If you don't get it, take a look at this thread: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=817775[/sp][/QUOTE]
Good god, I'm not going to do that. I'd kill myself before I'd do that.
[QUOTE=trogdor6666;17473105]I'm not gunna look through that entire thread just to find a post. Quote him next time.[/QUOTE]
It's not [highlight]A[/highlight] post.
It's pages 2-9.
In the middle of that is when it starts getting juicy, though.
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