Ashton Kutcher Caught Canoodling With Ancient Disc Made Of Pure Evil

[Glorbo]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k40vhDR1R9w[/media]

[[Seed Eater]]

Holy shit Onion this is brilliant.

[matty928]

looks like ashton is on the mayans side

[booster]

The Onion never fails to impress.

[Amaurus]

Genius.

[salty peanut]

oh wow this may be the funniest one yet

[Aeris]

That disc has spun around many times!

[Occlusion2018]

Absolutely brilliant.

[ttam6297]

Oh well I guess we lost Brian.

[spawny]

canoodling?

[Mindfuck 2]

Canoodling is my personal word of the week.

[bord2tears]

OH GOD, I think I shit myself laughing.

[person12]

The possessed Ashton tweets were amazing.

#endofdays

[Dr.C]

I like that part with Zooey Deschanel

[NanoSquid]

Holy shit the SCPs have breached containment

[aliendrone123]

I lost it when they showed the tweets.