• Raped by a whale? Man admits hoax calls
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[url]http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/04/14/Man-admits-hoax-calls-including-whale-rape/UPI-76171271287623/[/url] [release]SEVENOAKS, England, April 14 (UPI) -- A British prankster pleaded guilty to making numerous hoax emergency calls, including a claim that he had been raped by a whale. Daniel Hammond, 21, pleaded guilty before magistrates in Sevenoaks, England, to making several hoax calls to the 999 emergency number between Aug. 4, 2009, and March 3 of this year, The Sun reported Wednesday. Prosecutors said the calls included a claim that his genitals fell off because he smoked too much marijuana before sex and a Saddam Hussein imitation featuring a bomb threat against a train. "The defendant's calls started with claims he'd been raped by a whale but became more threatening as the months went by, and during the last call he told an operator he'd planted a bomb on a commuter train," prosecutor James Nichols said. Defense attorney Laura Hollingham said her client suffers from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. "He self medicates by drinking alcohol and made these calls when he was drunk. He is very embarrassed about what he said," Hollingham said. Hammond is due to be sentenced May 4. [/release] That'll be a whale of a tale to tell his kids.
Dolphins are a gateway drug to whale sex.
He sounds hilarious, but he probably fucked things up for the people who had gotten the Call Waiting message while a rapist holds them at gunpoint. :frown:
Wow, this is news? People get arrested for prank 911 calls all the time.
I bet it was a sperm whale.
Wow...as its a medical problem he should just been given help. Its not his fault..
[QUOTE=Loriborn;21381225]Wow, this is news? People get arrested for prank 911 calls all the time.[/QUOTE] But claiming that you have been raped by a whale isn't really common
[QUOTE=jamzzster;21381786]Wow...as its a medical problem he should just been given help. Its not his fault..[/QUOTE] Attention deficit disorder doesn't predispose you towards claiming forced sexual intercourse with huge mammalian sea creatures. That was probably the alcohol.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21386748]Attention deficit disorder doesn't predispose you towards claiming forced sexual intercourse with huge mammalian sea creatures. That was probably the alcohol.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's what they told me too. [editline]12:03AM[/editline] I don't believe you either.
Jesus christ, imagine the size of a whale cock.
Talk about Moby Dick.
[QUOTE=Mazakrov;21394021]Jesus christ, imagine the size of a whale cock.[/QUOTE] [url]http://whalepenis.org/[/url] has a picture I don't feel comfortable posting.
[QUOTE=SBD;21381785]I bet it was a sperm whale.[/QUOTE] [img]http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20100406.gif[/img] vaguely related
[QUOTE]"He self medicates by drinking alcohol and made these calls when he was drunk. He is very embarrassed about what he said," Hollingham said.[/QUOTE]Go drunk dial your buddies, not the cops asshole.
:wtc:
If that guy were raped by a whale then he wouldn't live... [editline]02:08PM[/editline] FUCKING 2,000TH POST!!!!! :iia:
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;21408363]If that guy were raped by a whale then he wouldn't live... [editline]02:08PM[/editline] FUCKING 2,000TH POST!!!!! :iia:[/QUOTE] It took you three years to make 2,000 posts?
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21420361]It took you three years to make 2,000 posts?[/QUOTE]Most people don't post 2000 times in a month. I just got gold like a month or so ago.
Ouch! [img]http://whalepenis.org/images/whalepenis.jpg[/img]
Nsfw get out!
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;21425950]Nsfw get out![/QUOTE] Don't tell me you've never seen a dick before?
I don't think I've ever seen a whale dick until now. I feel as if my life just got more complete.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;21427971]I don't think I've ever seen a whale dick until now. I feel as if my life just got more complete.[/QUOTE] Me too, strangely.
[quote] Defense attorney Laura Hollingham said her client suffers from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. "He self medicates by drinking alcohol and made these calls when he was drunk. He is very embarrassed about what he said," Hollingham said.[/quote] So if I become an alcoholic then fake ADHD symtoms I can get away with shit?
"Saddam Hussein imitation" The funny thing being, he probably genuinely didn't know hes dead
Is that whale penis flacid? Or is it just so heavy when it's erect that it can't support it's own weight?
[QUOTE=lionhatkid;21425901]Ouch! [img]http://whalepenis.org/images/whalepenis.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I don't get why it has to be so huge, it's not like whales compare sizes or anything.
i want to replace my cock with a whale cock
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